How fucked are you?. Itchy.. so itchy. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN THU WERE BORN DECEIDED HOW MANY THE MONT THE LAST HUD? PART' TOUCHEE] " THE LAST TWO DIGITY OF YOUR PH
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Itchy.. so itchy

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
THU WERE BORN DECEIDED HOW MANY
THE MONT
THE LAST HUD? PART' TOUCHEE] "
THE LAST TWO DIGITY OF YOUR PHONE HUMBER "
BO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST 'toat/
ARE YOU?
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Submitted: 10/09/2013
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#110 - guitarmasterjon (10/09/2013) [-]
I just got stabbed in the dick with my blanket 8 inches deep with a 28% survival chance, ****
#398 - acidreign (10/10/2013) [-]
Stabbed 1 inch deep in my left butt cheek with my shirt, 3% chance of survival.
Stabbed 1 inch deep in my left butt cheek with my shirt, 3% chance of survival.
#81 - thechosentroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Of all the times to scratch my balls while reading a post.
#38 - stdinjectedorphan (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed with a blue keyboard

3 inches deep

stabbed in my left nipple

96% chance of survival
#87 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
A pillow two inches into my left temple gives me 75% chance of survival? Somehow I think whatever force necessary to push a pillow two inches in my head is probably enough to kill me
User avatar #263 - realreality (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just got stabbed by a steak knife, 12 inches deep in my left temple and I have a 99% survival chance. So, I guess it isn't that bad.
#258 - samjackal (10/10/2013) [-]
I just got stabbed 11 inches deep in the ******* eyebrow with a dishwasher. I have a 40% survival chance however. Alpha as **** .
#43 - crowd (10/09/2013) [-]
a shelf
12 inches deep
ontop of my head
11% chance of survival
User avatar #396 - secretdestroyers (10/10/2013) [-]
-stabbed the matress on my bed
-11 inches deep
-Cock and balls is where I'm hit
-%06 chance of survival

Ehhh...
#6 - Keoul (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed by a pillow case 11 inches deep in the stomach with a 61% chance of survival
Stabbed by a pillow case 11 inches deep in the stomach with a 61% chance of survival
#510 - givenoutsomesauce (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
stabbed in the testicles (yes, i was previously fapping. i got bored.) with scissors. 5 inches deep with a 57% chance of survival. Im pretty ****** .
User avatar #334 - jubnik (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the cap of a Vaseline container 2 inches into my scrotum with a 3% survival rate...

****
#177 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [-]
I got stabbed with my roll on degree deoderant, 12 inches deep... in the boob. 44% survival rate.
#2 - anonymous (10/09/2013) [-]
I think i just got stabbed by a computer mouse....
User avatar #415 - bleachedpheather (10/10/2013) [-]
an oreo bag, 4 inches deep, on my calf, 77%
i'm more impressed that i was stabbed with an oreo bag
User avatar #397 - nurucio ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Stabbed with a chapstick tube, 10 inches deep, in the cooch. I have a 94% chance of survival.
User avatar #395 - naafi (10/10/2013) [-]
Stabbed in the dick with a milk bottle cap and I have a 10% chance of surviving
User avatar #11 - epicalania (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed 1 inch into my finger with a blue piece of paper with a 01% percent of survival.
**** , let's say it was poisoned.
User avatar #9 - RobotManGuy (10/09/2013) [-]
stabbed in the foot by my sleeping bag/blanket 9 inches deep with a 97% survival chance
#8 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed by the Blue X button on my xbox controller   
3 inches deep   
stabbed in the dick   
21% chance of survival.
Stabbed by the Blue X button on my xbox controller
3 inches deep
stabbed in the dick
21% chance of survival.
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