How fucked are you?. Itchy.. so itchy. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN THU WERE BORN DECEIDED HOW MANY THE MONT THE LAST HUD? PART' TOUCHEE] " THE LAST TWO DIGITY OF YOUR PH
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How fucked are you?

Itchy.. so itchy

Tags: Drop | dead
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
THU WERE BORN DECEIDED HOW MANY
THE MONT
THE LAST HUD? PART' TOUCHEE] "
THE LAST TWO DIGITY OF YOUR PHONE HUMBER "
BO NOW TELL ME, EXACTLY JUST 'toat/
ARE YOU?
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#110 - guitarmasterjon (10/09/2013) [-]
I just got stabbed in the dick with my blanket 8 inches deep with a 28% survival chance, ****
#81 - thechosentroll (10/09/2013) [-]
Of all the times to scratch my balls while reading a post.
#38 - stdinjectedorphan (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed with a blue keyboard

3 inches deep

stabbed in my left nipple

96% chance of survival
User avatar #263 - realreality (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I just got stabbed by a steak knife, 12 inches deep in my left temple and I have a 99% survival chance. So, I guess it isn't that bad.
#258 - samjackal (10/10/2013) [-]
I just got stabbed 11 inches deep in the ******* eyebrow with a dishwasher. I have a 40% survival chance however. Alpha as **** .
#43 - crowd (10/09/2013) [-]
a shelf
12 inches deep
ontop of my head
11% chance of survival
User avatar #396 - secretdestroyers (10/10/2013) [-]
-stabbed the matress on my bed
-11 inches deep
-Cock and balls is where I'm hit
-%06 chance of survival

Ehhh...
#6 - Keoul (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed by a pillow case 11 inches deep in the stomach with a 61% chance of survival
Stabbed by a pillow case 11 inches deep in the stomach with a 61% chance of survival
#510 - givenoutsomesauce (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
stabbed in the testicles (yes, i was previously fapping. i got bored.) with scissors. 5 inches deep with a 57% chance of survival. Im pretty ****** .
User avatar #334 - jubnik ONLINE (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the cap of a Vaseline container 2 inches into my scrotum with a 3% survival rate...

****
#410 - jaredollo (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stabbed by my bed sheets
2 inches in my stomach
99% chance of living

bed sheets are 1% life endangering
User avatar #425 to #410 - thenordicsnowman (10/10/2013) [-]
mine are at 55% life endangering. when stabbed 1 inch in the lower arm
User avatar #409 - Mebeshe (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was stabbed with a bottle of Windex on my chin. It was 7 inches deep, and I have a 94% chance of survival.

How to **** do I stabbed with a bottle of Windex?
#418 to #416 - Mebeshe (10/10/2013) [-]
You found me.
User avatar #397 - nurucio ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Stabbed with a chapstick tube, 10 inches deep, in the cooch. I have a 94% chance of survival.
User avatar #395 - naafi (10/10/2013) [-]
Stabbed in the dick with a milk bottle cap and I have a 10% chance of surviving
#348 - aeropasta (10/10/2013) [-]
Stabbed by one of my gundam models by 1 inch in the penis... With a 18% chance of surviving...

Well...
User avatar #347 - mascaradick (10/10/2013) [-]
Pen, 5 inches, right boob, 94% chance of survival. I think I’m good ^^
User avatar #9 - RobotManGuy (10/09/2013) [-]
stabbed in the foot by my sleeping bag/blanket 9 inches deep with a 97% survival chance
#8 - huntergriff ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed by the Blue X button on my xbox controller   
3 inches deep   
stabbed in the dick   
21% chance of survival.
Stabbed by the Blue X button on my xbox controller
3 inches deep
stabbed in the dick
21% chance of survival.
User avatar #7 - ViperGaara (10/09/2013) [-]
Stabbed in the chin by a small Lego Person 10 inches deep with a 02% survival chance : \
User avatar #5 - idividedbyzero (10/09/2013) [-]
Just been stabbed with my balls 1 inch deep into my skin and I have a %15 chance of survival.
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