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User avatar #20 - xmacleodx ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
Pretty sure I could only read this because I almost have it memorized at this point
User avatar #1 - mrshrapnel (04/26/2015) [-]
Unfair, it ignores commas and punctuations, for not to mention syllibels.
#2 to #1 - lecorbi (04/26/2015) [-]
you syllibels person, thats not how you spell that
you syllibels person, thats not how you spell that
User avatar #25 to #2 - ethkot (04/27/2015) [-]
a name would be nice to go with the face
User avatar #27 to #25 - lecorbi (04/27/2015) [-]
#6
#19 to #2 - frantistek (04/27/2015) [-]
name pls
name pls
User avatar #28 to #19 - lecorbi (04/27/2015) [-]
#6
#6 to #2 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
I like it for the Holly Earl
#3 to #2 - mrshrapnel (04/26/2015) [-]
English isnt my first language, atleast tell me how its spelled while i get mesmerized by that wonderful giggle.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lecorbi (04/26/2015) [-]
It's 'syllables' what you're looking for
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrshrapnel (04/26/2015) [-]
Thank you sir.
User avatar #14 - campetersen (04/27/2015) [-]
I blinked. Had to wait for it to start over again.

10/10
#17 - Aejax (04/27/2015) [-]
www.spritzinc.com/

****** actually really interesting. Focusing on the middle of the word while they flash on screen can allow you to read at over 600 words per minute
#24 - isolovegames (04/27/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just say to me you little bitch? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the Gwyn's Academy and have been operating in hell and I have over 300 confirmed demon's souls. I'm trained in heavy warfare and am the most accurate miracle caster in all of Gwyn's legion, you are nothing to me but another imp, I will wipe you the **** out with precision wrath of the gods, mark my ******* words YOU think you can get away with saying that **** with Solare by my side? As we speak I am summoning my vast amount s of /GIANT/dad's across Lordran, your ******* dead you spell casting **** . I am anywhere and everywhere and I can kill you in over 700 different ways with my bad dragon, because not only am I trained in un-shielded combat, I have acsess to the entire ******* arsenal of Gwyn's miricles that of witch you have never seen! I will wipe your stupid mage ass of the side of this ******* place called lordran! If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little magic arrow trick would bring what's coming next, maybe you would have not of cast your stupid ass spell.You didn't and now you are paying the price you Gwyn damned mage, I will **** blocks of dragon semen all over your sorry face and wand when I'm done with you!
#29 to #24 - sanitarysan ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
you either made a great effort or just copied and pasted that, either way have a thumb
User avatar #30 to #29 - isolovegames (04/28/2015) [-]
I made it way back when in some dark souls thread in /mlp/.
#31 to #30 - sanitarysan ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
420 praise it i guess
#16 - zomaru ONLINE (04/27/2015) [-]
My personal favorite
My personal favorite
User avatar #8 - butterduck (04/26/2015) [-]
sciencexplain
how come people can read liek this **** .
User avatar #9 to #8 - jellyroller [OP](04/26/2015) [-]
Science yo
User avatar #10 to #9 - butterduck (04/26/2015) [-]
r u sciencexplain ?
User avatar #18 to #10 - sciencexplain (04/27/2015) [-]
Never heard of spritzing before? ****** mad cool. They get beginners to spritz using a coloured letter in each word that is fixed in place, so their eyes stay still and the words just flow into their vision. It's awkward to read when it's too slow, but mad awesome. Ignore estranged.
User avatar #11 to #10 - jellyroller [OP](04/26/2015) [-]
I can try. This technique of reading is called spritzing. Basically you are reading without having to move your eyes. This method allows people to read at vastly higher speeds, with more comprehension.
#13 to #11 - estranged (04/27/2015) [-]
Actually, it's because of what is called 'persistence of vision'. There used to be a toy with a bunch of LED's in it (always red) and a small keyboard. You'd type a msg on the keyboard, and wave this thing around like an idiot, but the msg would come out clear, and readable. Something like this, but you had to move it yourself. This is the new version.
Actually, it's because of what is called 'persistence of vision'. There used to be a toy with a bunch of LED's in it (always red) and a small keyboard. You'd type a msg on the keyboard, and wave this thing around like an idiot, but the msg would come out clear, and readable. Something like this, but you had to move it yourself. This is the new version.
User avatar #12 to #11 - butterduck (04/26/2015) [-]
thanks bby.
#21 to #8 - anon (04/27/2015) [-]
Listen here noob:

It's easier because you don't have to move your eyes too much. Saves energy.
Try this: chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/readline/hjbkmfadmomgaokjodomncmbgmmodona
User avatar #7 - hismomo ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Read in the middle, it helps you read faster. imgur.com/gallery/UlZ6W
User avatar #26 - kingarturi (04/27/2015) [-]
im missing every fith word
User avatar #22 - ulash (04/27/2015) [-]
[SFM] Serious Rant

I personally think serious sam does it the best.
User avatar #15 - thechosentroll (04/27/2015) [-]
I can almost recite it at this point.
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