How every new artist feel
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nopenopejustnope (01/08/2016) [-] and the guy who opens comissions for like big moneyz?
and only draws furry/pony/anime pussy?
and only draws furry/pony/anime pussy?
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captchakid ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-] I mean if I had a few hundred to drop I'd totally buy some commisions from a few of the good artists on HF. Particularly the good Dr. Graevling
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mondominiman ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] That's really the easiest way to make money. ****** pay cash for someone to draw their waifu in certain positions and say whatever they want.
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meathooksodomy ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] Does anyone know the backstory of the gif? I always wanted to know why he's crying
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hukedonfonics (01/09/2016) [-] Reporter asks if kid is excited to start school, he says yes, She then asks if he's going to miss his mom kid says no but then realizes he will and starts crying.
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stealthymuskrat (01/09/2016) [-] I think he got nervous and didn't know what to say after she said really, and started crying. sounds like something i would do as a kid
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meathooksodomy ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] Honestly I was expecting it to be sadder, I thought it involved him remembering someone who died or something.
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hasinvadedyou ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] >his mom died after dropping him off
>hit by a drunk driver and they both died
>the drunk driver was his dad
>hit by a drunk driver and they both died
>the drunk driver was his dad
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teedoubler (01/09/2016) [-] I cannot find a single comment, here or on that youtube video, calling her a bad reporter. Sounds like you're the only one bringing it up.
#38
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bunner ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] guess thats why artist improve themselves
work on anatomy, the human form, detail, shading
so one day you can open up commissions to the internet, and draw porn
theres always gonna be someone out there who needs an xenomorph with tits and a horse dick ******* a loli airplane thats willing to pay top dollar to see their fetish come to life
work on anatomy, the human form, detail, shading
so one day you can open up commissions to the internet, and draw porn
theres always gonna be someone out there who needs an xenomorph with tits and a horse dick ******* a loli airplane thats willing to pay top dollar to see their fetish come to life
#2
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hankhillofthe (01/08/2016) [-] One of these days I'm going to save up and donate a bunch of money to all the artists I like
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hankhillofthe (01/08/2016) [-] Of COURSE you're already on that list, we're like best friends
Only closer
Only closer
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mcmanybucks (01/08/2016) [-] Imagine Hankhillofthe paying for your bills in Århus...lots of money lol
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mcmanybucks (01/08/2016) [-] I cant find a place that isnt 6k a month..if you dont define that as bad then idk
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mcmanybucks (01/08/2016) [-] whats worse for me, my UU Vejleder told me "eeey, relax! you dont need those grades anyway!" then boom, reform.
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mcmanybucks (01/08/2016) [-] Nah, i moved to grenå a year ago to study 3D Animation. now that im done with that, i wanna move to Aarhus as well..but that aint happenin i suppose..lol
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mcmanybucks (01/09/2016) [-] Denmark. we pay 47% in taxes, sacrifice our souls to satan if we want any chance of living where civilization is, and we really liek beer.
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battletechmech (01/08/2016) [-] I made this at some point, starting price is $300 for image saving/copying privelages
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battletechmech (01/09/2016) [-] nah, the picture is a black guy smoking pot while on lsd, I call it "Dindu Nuthins"
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battletechmech (01/08/2016) [-] What the **** did you just ******* copy from me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Liberal Arts College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Tendies Freezer, and I have over 300 confirmed paintings. I am trained in MS Paint and I’m the top scribbler in the entire US artist forces. You are nothing to me but just another copyright infringer. I will cry about you with the bitchiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with copying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of liberal arts majors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, pirate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your keyboard. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bitch at you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my twitter account. Not only am I extensively trained in social media combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Painting Corps and I will use it to its full extent to smear your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy artistry your little “clever” piracy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* clipboard. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will draw fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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machiavellianhumor (01/08/2016) [-] **machiavellianhumor used "*roll picture*"**
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>liberal arts degrees
>know how to trace IPs
yeah sure
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>liberal arts degrees
>know how to trace IPs
yeah sure
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battletechmech (01/08/2016) [-] They offered a computer science major free art work for the websites they were working on in return.
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improbable (01/08/2016) [-] does any artists really start out because of the money?
ive been at it for almost a year and i dont expect to be within the quaility required to get paid in a long time
ive been at it for almost a year and i dont expect to be within the quaility required to get paid in a long time
#64
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mytwocents (01/08/2016) [-] when they do not let you study art although your samples were real good and promising, but the jewish teachers only want abstract art.
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warlordstuart (01/09/2016) [-] lol i can shoot ya $50 to start workin on storyboards tonight if it helps?
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kingdaniel (01/09/2016) [-] Oh **** , are you nimithecat? You were one of the first people I added as friend on Funnyjunk!
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totallytito (01/09/2016) [-] Yeah I've been trying to keep it from becoming too much of a surprise since I was really disliked when i was Nimi
#104
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evilanakie (01/09/2016) [-] im a commission artist
yep still have to hold a "real" job to pay the bills
one day
one day
i will draw for food
yep still have to hold a "real" job to pay the bills
one day
one day
i will draw for food
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selfdenyingbeggar (01/09/2016) [-]
The Second Renaissance is dawning, brother. Planetary Liberation is near.
Continue to explore the nature of who you are as the Creator. Create things that you love. Embrace inner stillness and intuitive practices along with your creative work to bring forth more of the energy that you are.
Victory of the Light.
Continue to explore the nature of who you are as the Creator. Create things that you love. Embrace inner stillness and intuitive practices along with your creative work to bring forth more of the energy that you are.
Victory of the Light.
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indecisivejew (01/09/2016) [-] As an artist who's always been somewhat tempted to do the whole porn for money thing, I have to ask, do you get the money right away or on delivery? And if the former, what's stopping you from just taking it and running or delivering a **** product?
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evilanakie (01/09/2016) [-] what i do is i create a draft
if the client likes the draft they transfer the money over and i finish the piece
and its a matter of trust
i used to be a pay when im done artist
but people werent paying
then people would take the art and demand refund
so they get both the art and the money
so now i have a "if you commission me you are getting work by me in my style"
and if they really want a refund i have a 50% return, because time and materials cost
if the client likes the draft they transfer the money over and i finish the piece
and its a matter of trust
i used to be a pay when im done artist
but people werent paying
then people would take the art and demand refund
so they get both the art and the money
so now i have a "if you commission me you are getting work by me in my style"
and if they really want a refund i have a 50% return, because time and materials cost
#48
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sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] **sketchysketchist used "*roll picture*"**
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Of course if the artist really made money, the questions that would make them cry would be; "Do you draw nice things?"
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Of course if the artist really made money, the questions that would make them cry would be; "Do you draw nice things?"
#140
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midnighteyes (01/09/2016) [-] I remember the first time I got handed 300 dollars for a solo performance.
I could have cried.
I wanted to cry.
Okay I cried.
I could have cried.
I wanted to cry.
Okay I cried.
#82
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utburd (01/09/2016) [-] I used to make money drawing and selling porn in school... I also sold a few portraits I drew for people when I was older. Guess which one was more lucrative friend of the family got hired on as animator last week and makes decent money, and my cousin sells art on her website, just gotta advertise yourself, and try not to starve to death in an alley in the meantime... and I mean if that myopic guy can get recognition for that monstrous trainwreck of a comic then there's hope for anyone.
#167
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anon (01/09/2016) [-] mfw drawing porn commissions has improved my anatomy skills more than constant practice ever could
#63
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discobleach ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] you basically make professional-grade commissioned drawings for free
you're awesome for it but dang, you could stand to make money. unless you already do, forget i said anything.
you're awesome for it but dang, you could stand to make money. unless you already do, forget i said anything.
#50
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creamymcgee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] You could put any question in for the text and I'd laugh. The way that kid's face changes is comedy gold.
