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smelting online sentret buy seme stuff
spark at Mcdonalds
wet out of my ear
swab in the hot sun
smy sentret is late
sheep waiting
*************
Heme dude walks up and asks fer change
s'' sorry, I dent have any money"
sheep waiting
sear finally pulls up
give them the maney, they give me the goods
wet back in my ear and start drive away
aanother ear pulls up and blocks me in
sthe dude from before eames up my window
Ashe's me his badge
she' s an undercover narcotics officer
s' Sir, lean I see what mu just purchased?"
shew him
freons
Hts a bag of figures
smy sentret was a Mom and her T year old sen
the first time I get pulled ever by a lamp is because I was buying deys
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#37 - bahtzee (07/28/2015) [-]
When the cops find out how rare the figures are.
#66 to #37 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
Malcolm in the middle is the best.
User avatar #162 to #66 - anthraxpotato (07/30/2015) [-]
Malcom is the best in the middle.
User avatar #77 to #66 - slyforawhiteguy (07/28/2015) [-]
**** thought they came out of the doors for a second
#115 to #37 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
Amiibo's in a nutshell.
#95 to #93 - xxmemosxx (07/28/2015) [-]
Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2012) All Ambush Event Intro Cinematics/Cutscenes It gets better
#140 to #95 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
They go through all the effort of animating these ridiculous cut-scenes and NOBODY thought to throw in a couple different police car numbers?
#152 to #140 - xxmemosxx (07/30/2015) [-]
It's need for speed. Did you expect a detailed, well thought out game?

If so, you're in for quite a shock
User avatar #5 to #1 - vladi (07/27/2015) [-]
For the cop.
#22 - senorfrog (07/27/2015) [-]
The only time I got pulled over by a cop was when I was 17 I went to the drive thru at Taco Bell. While waiting in line some policemen stopped my car and questioned why an underage driver was driving. I showed them my licence and and apologized for thinking I was 12. The taco bell cashier felt so bad for it that I got an order of free volcano nachos. Later I find out that the licence was expired who the **** gives out 1 year only licence?

I don't understand half the **** in my life.
#97 to #22 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
Minors are issued drivers licenses/IDs with short expirations. Probably because they're not adults yet.
User avatar #142 to #22 - agentdennis (07/30/2015) [-]
I understand that pain. I am constantly mistaken for a high schooler. I'm 23 and it happened today at orientation for my new job. Predduy kool stuf
#35 - scarcrow (07/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #40 to #35 - qnamanmanga (07/28/2015) [-]
Wait is that guy sell him pot? My god, why police don't react?!
User avatar #4 - omicronperseieight (07/27/2015) [-]
Now are they regular Skylanders figures, Swap Force figures, or Trap Team figures?
#2 - rockergamer ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
this whole story sounded like some shady deal up until the end

so the cop was justified
#125 to #2 - drizztrocks (07/28/2015) [-]
The cop wasn't reading a story, he was investigating a supposed drug deal. If he had no leads or reasonable cause, he shouldn't have been investigating such a thing. You could say that a woman giving a man a bag and exchanging money is reasonable cause, but then you end up wasting hours of your day, busting people who don't have any drugs and looking like a bad cop.
#172 to #125 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
so checking to make sure there wasn't a narcotics deal is being a bad cop?
#173 to #172 - drizztrocks (08/01/2015) [-]
I said they look like one, not that he is. You took what I said out of context. He tried to bust someone who was innocent, cops that are good at their jobs arrest criminals, not bust people who are buying toys.
User avatar #10 to #2 - holdup (07/27/2015) [-]
yea buying kid's toys is sooooo ******* shady.
#18 to #10 - nickypickle (07/27/2015) [-]
more than youd think, actually
User avatar #17 to #10 - ohemgeezus (07/27/2015) [-]
Sitting in a parking lot not doing anything is, dummkoph
User avatar #75 to #17 - diegotan (07/28/2015) [-]
It's dummkopf. Get your TF2 abuses straight, little, little man.
User avatar #100 to #75 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
It also is Dummköpfe, not Dummkopfs.
User avatar #101 to #75 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
And you have to capitalize it.

I'm very bored, okay?
User avatar #48 to #10 - sandinmyeyes (07/28/2015) [-]
Alright, so you're telling me that you knew what he was buying buying before he told you? I took the bait god help me.
User avatar #52 to #48 - holdup (07/28/2015) [-]
not at all, a person should be able to buy and sell without being hasseled by the police, it is after all, a capitalist country.
User avatar #56 to #52 - sandinmyeyes (07/28/2015) [-]
Capitalism has nothing to do with the fact that the cop saw what in his eyes, was a transaction for drugs, yes we can buy and sell for profit here, but not if it goes against a set boundary/law.
User avatar #67 to #56 - holdup (07/28/2015) [-]
what the cop saw was perfectly innocent.
User avatar #68 to #67 - meestaa (07/28/2015) [-]
The cop had no idea what was being exchanged, and from the sounds of it the whole situation must have looked pretty shady

The cop doesn't have magic powers to read OP's mind you know
User avatar #69 to #68 - holdup (07/28/2015) [-]
regardless of suspicion I don't want pigs harassing me while i minded my own goddamn business they harassed me because I walked a long distance in to town they are jumpy and invasive enough.
User avatar #71 to #69 - meestaa (07/28/2015) [-]
You have zero common sense

Let's apply your logic to the same scenario, BUT the suspicious character in question WAS buying drugs, what then? The cop still shouldn't have searched him right according to you?
User avatar #122 to #69 - shenro (07/28/2015) [-]
suspicion isnt always "oh i was innocent and a cop harassed me" suspicion could do stuff like "there were men in hoodies walking around the store, i got suspicious so i kept my eye on them and saw them steal something"
#11 to #10 - seniornsfw (07/27/2015) [-]
Very
User avatar #19 to #10 - holdup (07/27/2015) [-]
LOL look at deez bitches thumbing me down, no wonder we're gonna live in 1984. hope you ****** like living in a police state.
#45 to #2 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
Justified... ******** ! He was just trying to meet his " ******* with people" quota.

Posted as anon because of how many FJers mistakenly worship cops around here.
User avatar #12 to #2 - darkinin (07/27/2015) [-]
To my knowledge, observing an unknown person give money to another unknown person, in exchange for an unknown item, is hardly probable cause. If either of them were known to deal in drugs, or the item was somehow known to be drugs, then the story would be different.

Suspicion != probable cause
#15 to #12 - thulsadoombot (07/27/2015) [-]
Except probable cause is needed for searches of your person and your property. The cop didn't search him, he just asked to see what he bought. So it was a "stop" rather than a search. Stops, to the best of my knowledge, only need reasonable suspicion, not probable cause. The requirements for reasonable suspicion are much lower than those for probable cause. If he refused to show the cop his purchase and the cop kept his car boxed in and the guy didn't feel free to leave, then he could argue he was arrested without probable cause, but that didn't happen.

TL;DR You'd have a hard time proving in court that the cop did anything wrong.
User avatar #20 to #15 - darkinin (07/27/2015) [-]
By all means, I understand that. I was just responding to the OP, who seemed to think that suspicion was good enough for probably cause.

The man in the story showed the offier his items willingly, so either way the point is mootikins.
#29 to #15 - theXsjados ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
It was a search, the individual waived his 4th amendment rights by showing the cop the item in the bag. If the individual said no the cop would have to gather more proof, such as a positive tell by a drug sniffing dog.
#28 to #2 - theXsjados ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
If you said no to showing him what was in the bag he couldn't have done **** .

The situation gives him reasonable suspicion, but because there is no way for him to be 50.000000000000001% or more sure it was an illegal act he doesn't have probable cause; which is required to conduct a search without permission.
User avatar #39 - qnamanmanga (07/28/2015) [-]
Skylanders. Disgusting Abnomination.
I must find those bastards and kill all of creators of them . They raped Spyro - my favourite character from childhood.
Spyro on psx - cute and badass.
Spyro from Skylanders - radioactive chihuahua hitted by showel.
User avatar #43 to #39 - egosumproxi ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Not to mention you have to buy every character.
User avatar #62 to #39 - inomgod (07/28/2015) [-]
And he's not even the main character
#54 - lolollo (07/28/2015) [-]
I never realised how easy it was to be suspicious since my need to regularly go about town after 10 pm...

One trip out to go running at 2 am and its all "Sir, are you under the influence?"
#79 to #54 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
Better than the content.
User avatar #118 to #54 - dfordylan (07/28/2015) [-]
got any sauce with that pic?
#119 to #118 - lolollo (07/28/2015) [-]
"The 5th element."

I envy you, having apparently never seen it. Now you get to see it for the first time...probably.
User avatar #129 to #119 - dfordylan (07/28/2015) [-]
well time to watch it then
User avatar #127 to #54 - thechosentroll (07/28/2015) [-]
Welcome to my life. When I'm walking alone at night and there's someone walking in front of me, I can see them looking over their shoulder every 30 seconds. It's pretty fun to try and time it so the moment they look, I put on my hood and walk a few steps faster. They almost start sprinting.

I'm probably gonna get shot because of this **** one day.
#50 - piplupblowjob (07/28/2015) [-]
The officer should have arrested him for buying Skylanders anyways.
User avatar #82 - minorian (07/28/2015) [-]
The cop was obviously just mad that he didn't get his change
User avatar #33 - evilanakie (07/28/2015) [-]
first time i got pulled was possession of alch (a) in public (b) minor
problem is it was softdrink
it was pomegranate softdrink and i was 11
i was pushed up against the car and frisked
bitch im 11 and this is sodypop man
i have been pulled for suspicion of narcotics when i decided "hay im going to buy some cheap basketball shoes because im a little kid and i think thats baller as **** " and showed them off to my cousin who lives in a drug **** center
most recent event was i was arrested for theft when i put the shirts i just brought in my backpack the officer pulled me up and made me show them the receipt
mayn fuk de polzele
User avatar #58 to #33 - StickyTissueLoLz (07/28/2015) [-]
Do you live in an area full of rowdy Dindus?
User avatar #59 to #58 - evilanakie (07/28/2015) [-]
my town is the states "cultural project"
so its wallah habbib i didnt do i cant speak english
and
gib ciggarette pls
User avatar #159 to #59 - talkraa (07/30/2015) [-]
Sounds like Sweden
User avatar #160 to #159 - evilanakie (07/30/2015) [-]
a small town in aus
#16 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
> Last 10 guys cop stopped and searched had illegal drugs, guns and bomb parts
> Cop stops one guy who was innocent.
> Took a whole minute to prove innocence and nobody was harmed
> ******* pigs! Illegal search! Leave people alone! Know your rights! Tell cops to **** off! Dindu Nuffin!

Seriously, the edginess of the comments is too much for me, they need to be careful before they cut themselves.
User avatar #141 to #16 - MrDrProfessor (07/30/2015) [-]
There's literally no proof on your grounds how the **** would you know how often a cops search is successful
User avatar #150 to #16 - fukinitech (07/30/2015) [-]
maybe some people need to be arrested to learn to not do illegal ****
#60 to #16 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
i guess some people enjoy a fascist police state more than others.
#47 to #16 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
im gunna have to thumb this down on grounds of retardation.
#63 to #61 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
so your saying cops should be able to break any law they wish as long as they catch a few criminals? whos saying the dumb ass **** now
#72 to #63 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
Investigating suspicious activity and finding it is legal then letting people go is the same as "cops breaking the law".
#73 to #72 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
holy **** your dumb, i mean i get that not everyone knows all the laws, i get that too. but the amendments are taught in elementary school, get out of here with that **** .

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution


its quite literally breaking the law to be stopped by any police officer unless they have reasonable suspicion that your have or are breaking a law.

example:

stopped while open carrying a rifle over your back - illegal

stopped while open carrying a rifle after someone called 911 and reported that someone just shot their dog right where you are - legal
#90 to #73 - xxmemosxx (07/28/2015) [-]
Suspicious behaviour outside a fast food restaurant pretty common place for drug deals then exchanging cash for a product hidden from view is pretty sufficient reason in the court of law.
#91 to #90 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
not really unless the officer has reason to suspect its drugs. as whenever goods are sold to strangers it usually takes place in public areas such as a fast food restaurant or mall.
#92 to #91 - xxmemosxx (07/28/2015) [-]
And a large majority of goods sold to strangers are drugs.

If he had drugs and it got taken to court, would the court throw it out under the reasoning that he was unlawfully stopped? Quite simply, no. In this instance, where he didn't have drugs, If he tried to take it court for unlawful stop and search it would get thrown out. His behaviour warranted stopping and searching, regardless of what you think, the cop was well within his rights.
#94 to #92 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
i strongly disagree, by your logic the cops would have fully justification in searching your car at any point cause people often have drugs in their car. maybe they should just search all your mail because people often have drugs shipped to them through the mail. i'm quite lost on why you seem to be advocating for a police state.

the point is there are specific laws in place to protect citizens from corrupt cops like the one in this story who overstep their bounds legally. so unless the officer had some reason to suspect that the goods being exchanged were drugs or something illegal he did not have the right to search for them. and yes, if evidence was obtained through an illegal search it will be thrown out and countless cases have been thrown out on these grounds.



here is a link so you can educate yourself on the issues your attempting to speak about: criminal-law.freeadvice.com/criminal-law/arrests_and_searches/illegal_search_seizure.htm



and here is another, a case where a car was illegally stopped much like this example and the cops found drugs. all charges dropped because the officers acted outside the law: blogs.lawyers.com/2011/11/in-surprise-ruling-court-says-police-cant-use-evidence-from-an-illegal-traffic-stop/
#98 to #94 - xxmemosxx (07/28/2015) [-]
"by your logic the cops would have fully justification in searching your car at any point cause people often have drugs in their car."

Not even close. That situation, they have no right. If they had just witnessed you sit in a car park for a period of time, another car rolls up, you exchange cash for a brown paper bag and drive off, then yes, they can.

Neither of those 2 links you posted are anything like this situation. Like... at all.

Ask any cop, any lawyer, any judge, any politician, anyone really, and they will all tell you this cop was well within his rights. That cop didn't over step his bounds, and corrupt? Handing over cash for a paper bag with it's contents hidden from view, outside of a retail outlet is reasonable suspicion to believe it's drugs. Police state? I bet you think it's still 1984 as well. Why don't you just head back on over to youtube with the rest of them.

Seriously, how old are you?
#99 to #98 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
im 25, and the law is clear. unless the officer had a reason to suspect it was drugs there was no legal reason for him to make the stop.
#106 to #99 - xxmemosxx (07/28/2015) [-]
There is every reason to suspect the exchange of goods for cash, outside of a retail establishment as in, not a recorded transaction is for illegal goods there are plenty of other illegal things they could have been exchanging

books.google.co.uk/books?id=QkWPBAAAQBAJ&pg=PA102&lpg=PA102&dq=reasonable+suspicion+drug+transaction&source=bl&ots=s8rCczoOJe&sig=hqhzY1hMkpw_l7JKV617D3AkMxk&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CEYQ6AEwBWoVChMI6Nbn_rz9xgIVSEoUCh1p9AMc#v=onepage&q=reasonable%20suspicion%20drug%20transaction&f=false
#169 to #91 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
reasonable suspiscion (to simply ask to search items) is not the same as probably cause (to search without permission). You would probably scream rape if you even get detained.
#102 to #63 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
Without reading further into this thread, let me tell you how much of a dumbass you are.

It was pretty suspicious to sit around for so long not doing anything, then purchasing goods from someone who just pulled up.

Dummkopf.
#103 to #102 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
suspicious does not correlate to probably cause to be stopped by an officer
#104 to #103 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
Do you.. do you have any sodding clue what suspicious means?

It means you're acting shady as **** and there's plenty reason to stop you and make sure.
#105 to #104 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
i get what your saying, and it makes sense. but legally your completely wrong as it seems you have literally no idea what probably cause is. a cop is required to have probably cause to stop or search anybody. Probably cause is something more than the "reasonable suspicion" which is all that was present here obviously. but as i have already pointed out someone being suspicious does not constitute being stopped by an officer. please go look up what probably cause is before you say more dumb **** .
#107 to #105 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
First of all, it's probable cause. Get it straight. Even I as a god damned german know that.

Second, exceptions can be made to this rule, for example when a person is suspected of dealing with drugs.

You can't be this daft.
#108 to #107 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
sorry, my autocorrect is a piece of **** , i typed probable cause.

and the law is very very clear on when an officer can legally stop you or not. probable cause requires a fact or evidence that would lead a reasonable person to believe that you have committed a crime. even if the officer was sitting there watching, and suspected you of buying drugs, he is legally unable to stop you unless he has anything to back it up factually. his suspicions alone are not probable cause. this has been upheld constantly in court by the supreme court.
#109 to #108 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
Okay, first of all I'd like to apologize for insulting you. Was uncalled for.

Second, I don't know where you live or how it works over there, but here in germany such suspicious activity is plenty reason to get stopped or pulled over. For example, been out with a friend once, ended up in a pretty bad district and cops searched us. So we questioned the cops why we were being searched and they explained that they have to check because drugs are being smuggled on a regular basis. In my personal opinion, that is reason enough to search someone without evidence and is also permitted by law.
#110 to #109 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
im quite unfamiliar with german law myself. but in america unless the cop has a very clear and factual basis for stopping or searching you it is an illegal stop.

here is an example, police receive a tip with descriptions of the car and the passengers of the car stating they had drugs. an officer spotted said car, stopped it, searched it and found drugs. but the supreme court threw found them innocent as an anonymous tip was not probable cause to stop or search a vehicle thus making the arrest illegal

blogs.lawyers.com/2011/11/in-surprise-ruling-court-says-police-cant-use-evidence-from-an-illegal-traffic-stop/
User avatar #137 to #110 - factual (07/29/2015) [-]
it's a fact
#111 to #110 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
But.. the evidence is clearly there...

I just don't get it, man. When there's suspicion (rightfully so, in this case) and evidence is found... I'm speechless.
#112 to #111 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
to be honest i do agree with you =/

but at the same time common sense does not equate to what you legally can and cannot do in america.
#113 to #112 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
I mean, even pulling random people over to search them is a legitimate thing over here, and honestly it is a good thing in my opinion.

Laws can be pretty stupid.
#114 to #113 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
laws can be incredibly stupid.

but at the same time, if you give a small group of people nearly unchecked power like many cops do they can and will abuse the **** out of it as countless stories online can attest to. so these imperfect laws are in place to protect the citizens from the corrupt cops. but sadly also protect the evil citizens from the good cops.
User avatar #116 to #114 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2015) [-]
Hmm, good point now that you put it like that.

I've heard of corrupt cops, and even saw them myself (running over a red traffic light, cutting in line just because they're cops.. honestly if I were to work at the cash register and a cop cuts in line "just because" I'd tell him to get the **** out of the store for unacceptable behavior)

There must be a way to fix this **** .
#117 to #116 - oriphiel ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
most cops in america i have encountered have a weird superiority complex, if you dont treat them as your better then they become very irate and mean.

so either we regulate the **** out of police officers with tons of laws to limit what they can and cannot do. or we allow them to do literally anything they want and just accept it if they start killing people (as many have, and got away without any legal issues)

we in america have found a ****** up balance where if a cop messes up arresting you its nullified, but at the same time no matter how much a cop ***** up hes immune to legal trouble unless it goes viral online.
#170 to #103 - anon (08/01/2015) [-]
You don't need probably cause to ask to search something, only to search it without permission. You're a ******* idiot.
User avatar #41 - egosumproxi ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
I was walking home at about 3am from a night gaming with my friends with 2 shopping bags full of xbox 360 gear and got stopped at the gate to my front yard by a couple of police officers. The only comment they made was that they thought it was too cold for me to be walking around in shorts since it was the middle of winter. No comments about the bags full of gear that I could have just burgled from someone's house for all they seemed to care.
#55 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
One time my wife left her car on campus because it wouldn't start. I came later to jump start it. Mid jump start a cop pulls up and accuses us of meeting to perform a drug deal and refuses to let us leave. Most cops aren't very bright.
User avatar #65 to #55 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
in america, that is a thing. you can be rejected from the force for being above a certain intelligence level.
#120 - germanblood (07/28/2015) [-]
Must be the UK.

If this was America, you would have been shot 293 times in the head, beat with metal sticks, handcuffed, pepper-sprayed in the face, tazered 8 times in the face, and then your dead body would be charged with assaulting a police office, because your blood got on their uniforms...
User avatar #121 to #120 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
policexplain
#123 to #121 - germanblood (07/28/2015) [-]
Oh god, why did you call that douche?...
User avatar #126 to #123 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
Because you're ignorant.
User avatar #131 to #126 - policexplain (07/28/2015) [-]
He's not just ignorant, he's willfully ignorant. He's also blocking me because he can't stand to have his tiny mind challenged by facts and reason.
This is the least violent time in all of human history. All violence, including justified violence used by police, is declining. American cops kill people in only 13% of the cases where they are legally justified to do so, and they kill far fewer people every year than doctors.
#132 to #131 - policexplain (07/28/2015) [-]
I think "militarization of the police" is a humorous idea. People have no knowledge of history, apparently. They also don't understand that bad guys have become more violent and better equipped, too.
User avatar #133 to #132 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
He blocked me lol, even after asking a bunch of questions.

I think it's heinous when a cop abuses their power.. But I also thank law enforcement for all the times they go above and beyond to help troubled people. The cops who are actually proactive in preventing crime before it happens (not by entrapment) usually get no recognition.

I have mixed feelings on cops over all, I feel like you need to see how each cop does their job to judge them.
User avatar #134 to #133 - policexplain (07/28/2015) [-]
Haha. You mean, cops are individuals and humans? Come on now, we've got no time for logic and common sense!
User avatar #135 to #134 - Sewallman [OP]ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
I love his list of questions. What does it have to do with being ignorant on matters of police in the US?
User avatar #136 to #135 - policexplain (07/28/2015) [-]
Right? I think he was suggesting that because he's lived in other countries he's not ignorant. But that's exactly the problem with many educated, well-off people: they assume their education makes them smart, worldly and experienced, but they forget that there's still a lot of things they don't know.
User avatar #145 to #136 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I just like to share with them that i'm a diesel tech and let them berate me for having a 'dirty, poor mans' job. They are so washed into their ignorance that they cannot believe any evidence contrary to their preconceived emotional notions. I've come to the point in life that none of these people can apply and form of thinking that resembles logic, and all their arguments somehow relate back to their emotions.
User avatar #155 to #145 - mentalhealthguy (07/30/2015) [-]
i love how people seem to think because you didnt go to university im an ausi, so college for you americans that you are an idiot. I'm a warehouse assistant, i know dumb right, except we did IQ tests at school and i got 143 when i was 14.

I didnt end up doing very well in my final exams in year 12 not so much because im an idiot, but because i was homeless at the time parents went to prison when i was 13, i went to foster care and then i moved in with "mates" @ 15, who kicked me out 2 weeks before my exams.
Even with pretty **** scores i still got a scholarship to Deacon (basically Australian MIT) but i turned it down because it wasn't what i wanted to do with then next 4 years of my life,. im now 25, i earn 60k a year which isnt too bad, and im starting my own business, just had my first child and im getting married. I've traveled across this great country, and overseas.

On the other hand i could now be 2 years out of university, trying to get into an over saturated job market i was going to do a degree to become a computer and network analyst, not much work in Aus for that, we have major strugglenet would probably have crippling debt because the scholarship wouldn't have covered everything, i wouldnt have been able to travel, i wouldnt be engaged and i wouldnt have my beautiful baby girl. Hell i probably wouldnt be earning 60k a year yet either.
User avatar #165 to #155 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Thats the goal, find a way to beat the system. Even though our countries might bear different names, they are both populated by people. The real measure of success in life, is in your happiness. Not how much you make or what 'prestigious' degree you have. I'm happy for you man, just keep pushing towards what you love.
User avatar #157 to #132 - arreatface (07/30/2015) [-]
WELL IF THE POLICE WAS DOING HER JERB WE WOULDNT HAVE TO GIVE WEAPONS TO... ******************
#174 to #131 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
you may detect a suspcius citizien, but you cant see the bait?
User avatar #153 to #131 - vortexrain (07/30/2015) [-]
Wait, you're a thing?
User avatar #163 to #153 - policexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Yes, I'm a "thing." =P
User avatar #166 to #163 - vortexrain (07/30/2015) [-]
I didn't know that.
#167 to #166 - policexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle!
User avatar #151 to #131 - germanblood (07/30/2015) [-]
You are a sick monkey that will never evolve out of your stupidity....
User avatar #130 to #126 - germanblood (07/28/2015) [-]
Really?

What fields are you a master in?

How many?

How many countries have you lived in?

Hold citizenship?

Permanent residency?

How many kids do you have?

What is your intelligence quotient?

You could not even dream of being half of what I am...
User avatar #144 to #130 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
Because Mastering in Visual and Performing arts, or Accounting make you sooo knowledgeable about Law Enforcement. Living on other countries where the police hold different mentalities, but the population is also culturally and socially just as different then comparing it to America isnt apples and oranges. And citizenship, what does that even have to do with any of this, isnt living somewhere with a visa or something good enough? Or must we all be dual citizens in order to know anything more than how to use a toilet. You just cant stop beating this horse can you, what does it matter if you're a permanent resident of multiple places. If owning more property makes you smart, then i'm Steven Hawking sitting out in the country on my 400 Acres. And kids surely know so much about law enforcement and can teach you all the facets of being a cop in a sometimes culturally violent America. IQ, nearly universally accepted to not really mean anything except how good you are at taking tests.

You are right on one thing. I could not dream of being half what you are. I'm a hot blooded American who gets his hands dirty working on Semi-Trucks every day, goes shooting/camping on the weekends, and like to relax a bit on funnyjunk throughout the day. I have a sneaking suspicion that I make more money than you as a Diesel tech, than whatever stupid liberal arts degree in ******** you got. So go ahead and keep talking about how you know everything about the world because of your masters degree(s),citizenship's, kids, and meaningless IQ You think IQ's are important though, right?
User avatar #149 to #148 - germanblood (07/30/2015) [-]
Another inferior talking monkey...
#158 to #144 - arreatface (07/30/2015) [-]
I admire your talent in the great sport that is 			*****		 wrecking, except that this one is just a troll, and a mediocre quality one. ya took the bait
I admire your talent in the great sport that is ***** wrecking, except that this one is just a troll, and a mediocre quality one. ya took the bait
User avatar #164 to #158 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
No, This pleases me. Going keyboard warrior is a cathartic experience for me when I cant go shooting. Sure he got a reaction, whatever. Little does he know, his attempt to cause an argument has helped me relieve stress.
#175 to #164 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
then go to see 20-30 yr old people in facebook, those dumbasses are like a tutorial, with less good fight back and if it is, it may be or a person that really know what they mean (never happens) or you can be getting a response of a 20-30 yr old with the actitud and mentallity of a 8 yr old and twice the catharsis, its pretty good i could tell you to see teens- pre teens facebooks, but policexplain is in this same thread so... there you have it
User avatar #156 to #144 - mentalhealthguy (07/30/2015) [-]
IQ only gauges problem solving and learning abilities, not actual knowledge, you can have a great IQ and still be as dumb as a brick if you don't utilize it
User avatar #146 to #144 - germanblood (07/30/2015) [-]
At least you are aware of, and admit your inferiority...
#147 to #146 - anon (07/30/2015) [-]
Sure, i'm inferior to you, some high an mighty moron who pays others to fix his stuff. Thats the thing about Americans, we dont care to live like the ******* queen, being a prissy individual who thinks so highly of herself she can see past her nose. We like to get dirty with our work and fun, we like to get our hands into the mess of things. I chose my career, because the last thing I want to do is get caged in an office 8 hours a day like a ******* animal. In my career i'm free, if I want to quit today i'd have a job by friday I'd be working on the shop floor by friday night , the demand for skilled diesel techs is insane, can you say the same about whatever degrees you have? I'm sure you think guns are barbaric and should be banned, but have you ever owned one? Collected them? Gone out to the range and put a few hundred rounds through the gun? If you havent, you dont know the real reason for owning a gun, your 'experience and knowledge' on the subject is moot at that point. I myself love owning guns, they're an incredible hobby, some of the guns passed down from my grandfather are older that your great grandparents. As for camping, most people I know from Europe dont respect nature enough to go be part of it on an intimate level. Just like you, they think its dirty, everyone should be white collar. I'll share this with you, back when I did home repair, my calls were almost exclusively white collar people, people so stupid yet ignorant of their own stupidity, payed me hundreds of dollars for a fix that cost all of forty in materials. I've never worked in the automotive industry, I went straight for heavy diesel, but white collar morons take in their rich fancy cars because the engine light came on. So they pay hundreds getting it fixed when the problem was low coolant. The money I save in a year because I know how to fix my own **** , has allowed me to live on 400 acres of land, with two pickups, a nice fifth wheel travel trailer, a boat, a motor cycle, two snow mobiles, and two dirt bikes.

Go ahead and tell me again how i'm inferior because my life is nearly perfect.
#154 to #146 - hargleblarg (07/30/2015) [-]
You miss Hitler, don't you?
User avatar #168 to #154 - germanblood (07/30/2015) [-]
Of course!
User avatar #78 - adunsaveme (07/28/2015) [-]
People be cryin bout Skylanders and how you pay for figures and gibe them all the monis


But it's okay when nintendo does it
#3 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** what I buy on the low
#80 - twistedsense (07/28/2015) [-]
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The real toy
User avatar #7 - nemesisapoc (07/27/2015) [-]
******* pigs.
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