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User avatar #2 - cheersforsneers (01/08/2016) [-]
>Announces his intent to destabilize the game
>DM Kills you off for trying to ruin the fun and disrupt the game
>"Where could my plan have gone wrong?"
#31 to #2 - drewjitsu (01/09/2016) [-]
Lich King was awesome, this is druid version. Can still be fun, kill the druid becomes new goal. Far off kingdom can **** itself.
User avatar #6 to #2 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
If your DM is that much of a cunt, to where you can't do anything except the campaign, then why would you play with him?
User avatar #8 to #6 - cheersforsneers (01/08/2016) [-]
Freedom is important, but a good DM knows when you need to reign it in to keep the party on track and prevent total chaos. My current group is open world, but if they have missions that they elect to go on I do expect them to kinda pull their **** together for the quest.
#40 to #8 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
This whole thing started because the DM didn't like the animal companion of one of the players and therefore was actively trying to kill it. If my DM did **** like that, the whole group would quit because there's no point playing with a DM who will kill off something just because he doesn't like it.

If your party accepts a quest and then abandons it, they should suffer realistic consequences for ignoring it and nothing more. If the captain of a town guard tells your party that he'll give them some gold to kill a monster and they accept the job only to abandon it later on, the only consequences should be A) the guard doesn't like them any more, B) they don't get the gold, and C) the monster keeps doing whatever it was doing until someone else kills it.
Railroading a party by punishing them excessively for straying from the path you want them to take is the mark of a **** DM.
User avatar #9 to #8 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
But what if it's funny?
User avatar #10 to #9 - cheersforsneers (01/08/2016) [-]
Then I use a random number chart to determine punishment in an equally hilarious manner.
User avatar #11 to #10 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
So if you killed a Druid's donkey, and he became tree-hugging Hitler, what do?
User avatar #12 to #11 - cheersforsneers (01/08/2016) [-]
**cheersforsneers used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**cheersforsneers rolls 018**
Eaten by Squirrel Jews
User avatar #13 to #12 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
An 18 is a near-critical success, so would the Squirrel Jew's consuming of the Druid Hitler spread DNA across the land due to their violent nature, and re-populate the earth?

With a race of Squirrel Jews?
User avatar #14 to #13 - cheersforsneers (01/08/2016) [-]
No, that's the death rolled determined by rolling 3d10 on a custom death chart. It is WIP but it provides humorous ends to problematic characters. Lets face it, some people just want to watch the game burn.
User avatar #16 to #14 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Do know that I'm chatting out my ass, I don't know how DnD works, but I've seen some ******* hilarious stuff come from DnD stories, such as Los Tiburon, the Luchador.

In fact, if I played DnD, I'd have to be a Luchador.
#21 to #16 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Most of those stories are pure ******** that would never be allowed by any sane DM. You can't let one player ruin the experience for several others.
User avatar #22 to #21 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
You're saying a luchador wrestling a dragon in the sky ruins the experience for the other players?
#26 to #22 - tacoperson ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
probably not, but being overshadowed is kind of annoying. Currently playing a gurps campaign and my friend took the quirk that makes it so weird stuff always happens to him, and basically he's the main character with me being a recurring side character at best.
User avatar #28 to #26 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I agree that it would suck to be overshadowed, but I also think that there needs to be that moment in a lot of campaigns, where something completely and hilariously stupid happens.
User avatar #15 to #14 - cheersforsneers (01/08/2016) [-]
The creatures would be 5d6 Dire Squirrels with a curious black circle of hair on top of their heads.
#4 to #2 - attifyon (01/08/2016) [-]
>other players realize that the DM is a control freak and they're not really "playing" either
>everyone walks out on DM
>"g-guys, you didn't finish this campaign I spent nights on!"
#60 to #4 - mrchris (01/09/2016) [-]
**mrchris used "*roll picture*"**
**mrchris rolled image**this is how the plan worked out
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