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User avatar #140 - antijoke (10/10/2013) [-]
"Dude it needs cheese"
"fine dude"
throws cheese
"wrap it up dawg"
"dude perfect"
#139 - GIRforpresident (10/10/2013) [-]
i asked for a burger with just ketchup (implying no onion, pickle) and I got a bun, cheese, and ketchup. wish I had a pic but i was young as ****
User avatar #144 to #139 - thatscrewedupkid (10/10/2013) [-]
reminds me of good burger
User avatar #152 to #151 - johnnyafire (10/13/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #134 - stefanolopcus (10/10/2013) [-]
something similar happened to me once

bought a bacon deluxe from Wendy's (because they taste like sex and im a fatty duh) and when i bit into it i heard something rip and tasted something waxy in my mouth with a papery texture

tl;dr + explanation = they didnt take off the paper that separates the different slices of cheese and put it on my bacon deluxe

ps: im now hungry fml

User avatar #137 to #134 - stefanieg (10/10/2013) [-]
i worked at a wendys.. they do not have paper separators on the cheese. i have no idea what you got in your mouth..
User avatar #138 to #137 - stefanolopcus (10/10/2013) [-]
yeah because they have the same standards at every single wendy's
User avatar #145 to #138 - thatscrewedupkid (10/10/2013) [-]
no fast food places do, they come in like 300 slice blocks. no paper separators, that would cost too much
#127 - colonelbyers (10/10/2013) [-]
Explains why I keep getting my dick caught in the ceiling fan
Explains why I keep getting my dick caught in the ceiling fan
#133 to #127 - playerdous (10/10/2013) [-]
That's
That's
User avatar #121 - elcreepo (10/10/2013) [-]
>be me
>working in a subway
>hey elcreepo you're getting night shift
>k when
>midnight to 4 am
>too tired to give a **** by 3 am
>customer for some reason walks in, judging by appearance must be one of those Puerto Riccans who just blazed through a LOT of weed
>High as a mother ******* kite
>asks for a sub with everything and mayo
>put mayo on top of sub for some reason after cutting it, looked like I jerked off on a sandwich
>wrap and give to guy
>realize what i just did and wait for the angry ********* I'm about to get
>sure enough guy comes back
>Hey man great sandwich good thinking with the frosting mayonaise okay bai
>No problem heh heh yeah bye

Moral of the story, if you're working a dead end job in the wee morning hours, you **** up even the most basic of **** . Also stoned puerto riccans make good customers at those times.
#132 to #121 - schneidend (10/10/2013) [-]
> midnight to 4 am
MFW you work at a 2-hour Subway.
User avatar #148 to #132 - elcreepo (10/10/2013) [-]
I live in an area where people will order food no matter when.

Night's also the time when subway restocks and **** .
User avatar #147 to #132 - schneidend (10/10/2013) [-]
*24-hour
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#119 - metronomee (10/10/2013) [-]
Level of ***** not given: McDonald's.
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User avatar #108 - thenez ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
This reminds me of when I worked at mcdonalds a while back. Greentexting because **** it its easy.

>dinner rush hour
>night of the super bowl, or something like that
>making sandwiches as fast as i can
>feels like when i get one order done, two more come in
>one man orders a grilled ranch snack wrap, extra sauce
>ok, easy enough
>get lettuce, cheese, and HOLY **** I PUT WAY TOO MUCH RANCH
>this line of ranch is like 2" wide, 1" tall, and about 4" long
> **** it, this man ordered extra ranch and that's what he is getting

To this day I have no idea whether or not he enjoyed his extra ranch.
User avatar #111 to #108 - crowcolin (10/10/2013) [-]
Sometimes, when i work at McD's, and people order extra, I just put massive amounts of it on there because I'm bored
User avatar #116 to #111 - thenez ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
That's pretty much what i did when time allowed.

A man orders extra pickles, that sandwich will be surely lace with pickles in every bite. I never really overdid it though. At least, tried not

The only thing I purposely overdid was the butter when cooking grilled chicken. I used to unscrew that spray bottle and dumped it on the individual pieces, ensuring they were all coated. If you used the amount they told you, it would always come out black. I always made sure my grilled chicken was nice and orange, not black.
User avatar #153 to #116 - crowcolin (10/14/2013) [-]
lol well the managers are supposed to check the temperature of the chicken every morning so it doesn't burn
#107 - yourmomiswatching (10/10/2013) [-]
Hamburger with cheese. The employee just has a sense of humor, or gives no 						*****					.
Hamburger with cheese. The employee just has a sense of humor, or gives no ***** .
#106 - jewjewbinks (10/10/2013) [-]
i once got a burger from carls jr with only one bun

what the **** carls jr
User avatar #146 to #106 - thatscrewedupkid (10/10/2013) [-]
hardees dont **** up like that
User avatar #115 to #106 - mondominiman (10/10/2013) [-]
Should have gone to Carls sr. He doesn't **** **** up.
User avatar #105 - gravitysandwich (10/10/2013) [-]
I work at mcdonalds and its pretty easy to **** up making a sandwich when youre in a rush. like the managers and in need of food fast. they only care about speed not quality. so if the man making this was under a lot of heat to push it out he just threw the cheese in there instead of taking the time to insert it. or its just a troll worker lol.
User avatar #109 to #105 - thenez ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Putting the cheese in that way is unacceptable no matter the circumstances.

They care a lot about speed, but it's only to a certain degree.
User avatar #104 - hellspawner (10/10/2013) [-]
thanks obama
#93 - thelastelephant (10/10/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#89 - Bacula ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
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#84 - CatholicPriest (10/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
I do not give a **** , when i get food that looks like that from mcdonalds i take it back and make them try again, and again, and again until it looks edible.
User avatar #99 to #82 - cmndrfatty (10/10/2013) [-]
Send a rant letter on their website. They give you coupons for free meals.
User avatar #90 to #82 - navadae (10/10/2013) [-]
mcdonalds... look edible

you`ll be waiting a looooong time
User avatar #92 to #90 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
They normally get it right the 3rd time.
User avatar #112 to #92 - thenez ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
By that time you usually get all fresh product anyways.

Depending on the product ordered, of course.
User avatar #113 to #112 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
Where i live they make all mcdonalds as you order it, im still a fussy **** though.
User avatar #117 to #113 - thenez ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
You guys don't get that breakfast, lunch and dinner rush?

How far out in the sticks are you?
User avatar #122 to #117 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea what you are asking but i assume where i live, Australia.
User avatar #123 to #122 - thenez ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Where I live the "sticks" is referred to as rural countrysides. Long roads with trees on either side and an occasional house.
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