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User avatar #9 - ihaspotato ONLINE (10/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Maybe howtobasic works there
#17 - dennymyman (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#20 - alreadyexiststho (10/09/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I have a semi-related story.

When I was 19 I worked the 5pm to 4am shift at the busiest taco bell in the city. Not only that, but we were also located smack dab in the middle of the ghet Every night I had to work window (because I was the only girl there and for some reason they dont like to put men on register) so while I was working everyone else would get completely wrecked off of K2 and alcohol, even the managers. And for some reason this big black guy always thought it was ******* hilarious to **** with customers orders. He'd put an empty taco shell in a wrap and then dump cheese on top of it in the bag. Or he'd make "shell-less tacos" whenever we got a big order and basically just dump a pile of meat, cheese, and lettuce in a bag...all sorts of stupid **** like that. And most of the time I was too busy juggling taking orders and handing out orders and taking peoples money all at once, so I didn't have time to check the orders before I handed them out or I'd get written up for having a window time over 20 seconds.

It was hands down the ********* job I've ever had in my life.
#52 - peanutbraddle (10/09/2013) [-]
And this year's award for "Not my 						*******					 Job" goes .
And this year's award for "Not my ******* Job" goes .
User avatar #7 - I Am Monkey (10/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What I want to know is how they managed to get lettuce on the receipt.
#81 - sparkshock (10/10/2013) [-]
So I call back and be like
#61 - Garude (10/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I SAID I WANTED CHEESE!    
   
oh bitch i will give you cheese....
I SAID I WANTED CHEESE!

oh bitch i will give you cheese....
#12 - imcadence (10/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
while working at mcdonalds  we had workers put pickles on top of the bun. only wrap cheese  make a big mac with fillet fish.  put chicken nuggets in a salad and put Tatar sauce on big-macs
while working at mcdonalds we had workers put pickles on top of the bun. only wrap cheese make a big mac with fillet fish. put chicken nuggets in a salad and put Tatar sauce on big-macs
#107 - yourmomiswatching (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hamburger with cheese. The employee just has a sense of humor, or gives no 						*****					.
Hamburger with cheese. The employee just has a sense of humor, or gives no ***** .
User avatar #58 - xyifer (10/09/2013) [-]
once all i got was the bun and a ******* pickle slice
#22 - wyattgc (10/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I work at Mickey'D's, I'm a little more worried about the color of the 10:1 (what we call the regular beef patty). It is a McDouble wrapper, but it kinda looks like crispy chicken on there, that or the 10:1 was old as **** . Odd **** does happen, some of my mentally slower co-workers have made the mistake of leaving out the meat. Now sure how myself, but it does happen.

If someone can read the grill receipt let me know. haha
#48 to #22 - ilikewaterham (10/09/2013) [-]
Do you ever just sit at home and hear the beeping, people asking if you can drop some more reg meat, or worse bacon, knowing that if you drop bacon you might run out of reg and be behind in your levels. Then there's the hiss and constant beeping of the clam-shells as they lower and raise... it haunts me
Do you ever just sit at home and hear the beeping, people asking if you can drop some more reg meat, or worse bacon, knowing that if you drop bacon you might run out of reg and be behind in your levels. Then there's the hiss and constant beeping of the clam-shells as they lower and raise... it haunts me
#89 - Bacula ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
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#84 - CatholicPriest (10/10/2013) [-]
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#73 - vemmi (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**vemmi rolled a random image posted in comment #684592 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** What i put cheese on.
User avatar #121 - elcreepo ONLINE (10/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be me
>working in a subway
>hey elcreepo you're getting night shift
>k when
>midnight to 4 am
>too tired to give a **** by 3 am
>customer for some reason walks in, judging by appearance must be one of those Puerto Riccans who just blazed through a LOT of weed
>High as a mother ******* kite
>asks for a sub with everything and mayo
>put mayo on top of sub for some reason after cutting it, looked like I jerked off on a sandwich
>wrap and give to guy
>realize what i just did and wait for the angry ********* I'm about to get
>sure enough guy comes back
>Hey man great sandwich good thinking with the frosting mayonaise okay bai
>No problem heh heh yeah bye

Moral of the story, if you're working a dead end job in the wee morning hours, you **** up even the most basic of **** . Also stoned puerto riccans make good customers at those times.
User avatar #108 - thenez (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This reminds me of when I worked at mcdonalds a while back. Greentexting because **** it its easy.

>dinner rush hour
>night of the super bowl, or something like that
>making sandwiches as fast as i can
>feels like when i get one order done, two more come in
>one man orders a grilled ranch snack wrap, extra sauce
>ok, easy enough
>get lettuce, cheese, and HOLY **** I PUT WAY TOO MUCH RANCH
>this line of ranch is like 2" wide, 1" tall, and about 4" long
> **** it, this man ordered extra ranch and that's what he is getting

To this day I have no idea whether or not he enjoyed his extra ranch.
#106 - jewjewbinks (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i once got a burger from carls jr with only one bun

what the **** carls jr
User avatar #115 to #106 - mondominiman (10/10/2013) [-]
Should have gone to Carls sr. He doesn't **** **** up.
User avatar #71 - rynkar (10/09/2013) [-]
>take cheese off burger
>take picture
>blame employees
>get reblogs/whatever the hell applies.
User avatar #39 - lightarcanine (10/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This is the kind of **** burraki and I get when we go to McDonald's.

**** , the one here can't get orders right for **** .
User avatar #23 - psydoc (10/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is now a bad time to mention that fast food workers deserve $15 per hour?
User avatar #26 to #23 - heartlessrobot (10/09/2013) [-]
I think this is why minimum wage is what it is.
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