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How DARE they!?

It' s very disturbing," complained cine white parent. "these tests are
important. there are only a limited number of selective schools. That' s
why it can be SC) harmful when Asians practice the types of questions
that are generally in the test. It gives them a massive advantage, and it
threatens my sen' s chances begetting in without trying.'"
Asians nithing Australian school system with
prepare "on, effort
New data this week has revealed that Asian students are undermining Australias
education system by preparing for exams and applying effert to their school work.
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#9 - havockwzy (02/07/2015) [-]
studying is now banned for giving people unfair advantages
studying is now banned for giving people unfair advantages
User avatar #125 to #9 - icewraithking (02/08/2015) [-]
Finally
User avatar #19 to #9 - cuntism (02/07/2015) [-]
It's satire
User avatar #118 to #19 - hammarhead (02/08/2015) [-]
No **** , sherlock.
User avatar #170 to #118 - cuntism (02/08/2015) [-]
Hey listen, ******** , I was addressing him, as I couldn't work out his tone
#3 - therealmvp (02/07/2015) [-]
I was showing my friend my university, I remember we went to the library and my friend said, "is this a special unit for Asians?"
#4 to #3 - therealmvp (02/07/2015) [-]
I live in Stralia
User avatar #77 to #4 - rectophobia (02/08/2015) [-]
*Straya
#49 to #3 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
my old school used to get asians from china to do yr11/12 to boost out rank straya checking in
#8 - badboyscout ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 to #8 - sharknik (02/07/2015) [-]
Dear wif it**
#36 - infinitereaper (02/07/2015) [-]
Everybody knows Asians are both smart and have really weird with crazy fetishes
I'm half Asian so I only got to inherent one.
sexy drug enhanced incest monster girl futa loli MILF reverse trap gangbang it is
User avatar #41 to #36 - undeadmaus ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
How can it be a loly milf?
User avatar #42 to #41 - zoopityzop (02/08/2015) [-]
japan will find a way
#173 to #41 - gars (07/10/2015) [-]
by having the mother **** the loli, making it incest, **** , and possibly futa as well.
This is my jam
User avatar #88 to #41 - liamdurf ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Because it's a monster, it can be young and a mother at once.
User avatar #69 to #36 - nought (02/08/2015) [-]
you forgot furry
#163 to #36 - dustypengwin (02/08/2015) [-]
Reverse Trap you say?
#70 to #36 - acegikmo (02/08/2015) [-]
Can I have the source anime of that image?
#82 to #70 - infinitereaper (02/08/2015) [-]
Well... Valvrave
But I specifically DON'T recommend it.
Pic related and a tl;dr of the show.
#96 to #82 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
Sounds great, can't wait to watch it.
#92 to #82 - acegikmo (02/08/2015) [-]
Thanks for the heads up, but the fact it seems to have giant mechs along with that fact I have over 400 animes to sort through anyhow means ill have more than my fair share of bad animes to love or hate.
#81 - funnaycraptwo (02/08/2015) [-]
"...threatens my son's chances of getting in without trying."
"...threatens my son's chances of getting in without trying."
User avatar #111 to #81 - fatoneatetwo (02/08/2015) [-]
it's a parody article omg just read it first..
User avatar #5 - LookinHereWhy (02/07/2015) [-]
can't they just read the professor's mind?
User avatar #29 - Titanasgr (02/07/2015) [-]
We've apparently reached a time where having your head up your ass is the norm, compliments and sexual interest are sexism, precaution and common sense are racism and hate, medicine is bad for you and actually trying for anything is cheating. This world needs a war.
inb4 bismuth
User avatar #129 to #29 - asongulol (02/08/2015) [-]
We're just living in a world where everyone has too much rights and no responsibilities.
#167 to #29 - anon (02/08/2015) [-]
Don't worry it will work out naturally selection is still at work for anti-vaccinators and they will likely die out at this rate either figuratively or literally.

People who don't try aren't getting through school or getting jobs which is why they are upset, people are getting tired with the feminist rampage, and we can't seem to get enough war these days.
User avatar #56 to #29 - edgecutter ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Someone said bismuth?
User avatar #20 - thenewgizmobox (02/07/2015) [-]
t-this is fake right?
i know it is... i... i just have a hard time finding the onion watermark...
#25 to #20 - rednax ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
www.thestringerdaily.com/ The Onion is not the only satire site in the world you know.
User avatar #26 to #25 - thenewgizmobox (02/07/2015) [-]
i know, i was just referencing it because it's the most popular.
Glad to know this is fake though.
#15 - epicscorpion (02/07/2015) [-]
"unfair"
User avatar #124 - mrselfdestruct (02/08/2015) [-]
I'm Asian.
Sadly, not the genius super-student type.

I'm the fun kind of Asian.
All thanks to Hispanic influence.
User avatar #133 to #124 - aldothenazi (02/08/2015) [-]
Quick, say something funny!
User avatar #134 to #133 - mrselfdestruct (02/08/2015) [-]
whats awesome about ******* a baby?

deepthroat from either end
User avatar #138 to #134 - aldothenazi (02/08/2015) [-]
Thumbed this back to zero since some butthurt faggot thumbed ya down.
User avatar #139 to #138 - mrselfdestruct (02/08/2015) [-]
those guys are everywhere.

I thought FJ was a butthurt-free zone.

this is a place where we make 9/11 jokes and holocaust jokes and poke fun at suicides.
User avatar #140 to #139 - aldothenazi (02/08/2015) [-]
Yah man, must be ground zero for them. Devastation everywheaaaar!
User avatar #135 to #134 - aldothenazi (02/08/2015) [-]
My newborn baby is sleeping half a meter from me mate..
User avatar #136 to #135 - mrselfdestruct (02/08/2015) [-]
congrats on being a father m8.

here's a story to curb that insane joke i made
my grandfather once told me, "y'know, back in my day, I could walk into a grocery store with 5 pesos and walk out with a week's worth of groceries."
so, I asked him, "what happened?"

"they installed security cameras"
User avatar #137 to #136 - aldothenazi (02/08/2015) [-]
Haha, that was good one. I was even offended by the first joke, I just wanted to see your reaction and frankly it just wasnt that good but you got it mate, u be funny!
#131 to #124 - badjojobeans (02/08/2015) [-]
Let me guess, Filipino right?
User avatar #132 to #131 - mrselfdestruct (02/08/2015) [-]
yep.

to be fair, we're the only hispanic-asians.

#14 - confusedasian (02/07/2015) [-]
I hope this is a joke.
#52 - mytwocents (02/08/2015) [-]
back to the rice fields, mate
User avatar #80 to #52 - scowler (02/08/2015) [-]
Who's that clown?
User avatar #155 - ridleycougar ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
It doesn't help that they can read minds
#86 - qill (02/08/2015) [-]
I got to school at the Australian International School, Singapore.
Can confrim, these ******* asians are getting work done and preparing for exams and I"m just dicking around on funnyjunk.
Bloody Asians, forcing me to actually get of my lazy neckbeard ass and work, it just aint right
In all seriousness, though, most of them do work hard. Possibly too hard, at a Year 10 level there is really no need in getting straight A's, a social life is probably more important to your development, but hey, wtf do i know im like 15
User avatar #104 to #86 - morbidreborn (02/08/2015) [-]
It's a rat race in Singapore. The need to be better than everyone else is already part of the culture
User avatar #174 to #86 - hellomynameisbill [OP]ONLINE (08/03/2015) [-]
I worked hard in year 10 because I needed approval from my parents
User avatar #11 - dukefigglesbyiii (02/07/2015) [-]
NOT PREPARATION AND EFFORT. OH GOD THE HUMANITY
#144 - ludislavonac (02/08/2015) [-]
What?
#117 - ddylann (02/08/2015) [-]
its a satire article
User avatar #121 to #117 - elcreepo ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Well of course, any person who says that and means it has slim to no chances of actually raising a kid successfully to college age.
User avatar #162 - brayburn ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
It's not like Australians to be racist, is it?
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