This just in: In Utah, they don't learn about the goddamn water cycle.
Seriously, any water you drink / flush / spill will make it's way through the cycle, eventually back into rain.
The commercials on this website right now are so annoying how the hell am i supposed to watch the video when the ad is twice as loud and can't be muted. i've already had to wait for 4 ads to pass to watch this.
Every one of these cunts can come and try my tap wah ah. It'll make 'em throw the **** up.
I can get a glass of it outta me tap, stick a TDS meter in it, and watch it go well over 500 ppm. (that'd be parts per million for you plebs). And that's after I had the wah ah system fixed. Before that, I could set that **** on fire (there was petroleum in it)