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How I met a vegan

Tell me I'm gorgeous

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Submitted: 03/30/2014
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#8 - pappathethird (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
watchu gon do about it fggt?
#12 - nyxeos ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (24 replies)
>Going to watch a movie with friends   
>Guy, call him Anon, asks if we can watch this documentary about the meat industry (cows, chicken, fish)   
>Whynot.jpg   
>Hour and a half of 						******					 companies abusing animals and what not   
>Ends   
>Anon looks at me, "so, are you still going to eat meat?"   
>Yup   
>Anon: "Really?!? After watching that?!? Why?!?"   
>I like tacos. A lot.
>Going to watch a movie with friends
>Guy, call him Anon, asks if we can watch this documentary about the meat industry (cows, chicken, fish)
>Whynot.jpg
>Hour and a half of ****** companies abusing animals and what not
>Ends
>Anon looks at me, "so, are you still going to eat meat?"
>Yup
>Anon: "Really?!? After watching that?!? Why?!?"
>I like tacos. A lot.
#10 - stargatesturge (03/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
You're gorgeous, OP.
#11 to #10 - redbread (03/30/2014) [-]
MOM IT FINALLY HAPPENED
MOM IT FINALLY HAPPENED
#1 - howyadurrr (03/30/2014) [+] (12 replies)
you need protein
#40 - emursktheorc **User deleted account** (03/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I've become a vegetarian
#52 to #40 - scorpioman (03/30/2014) [-]
And iv'e become death the destroyer of worlds
#23 - mango ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
How do you tell if someone is a vegan?   
Don't worry, they'll tell you!
How do you tell if someone is a vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you!
User avatar #24 - learnthisline (03/30/2014) [+] (30 replies)
It's absolutely ******* pointless being a vegetarian/vegan, and extremely pretentious.
The worst types of these cunts are those with iPhones.
It's like "Oh, hurting animals is wrong, but forcing men, women and even children in a foreign country to live a life of servitude is entirely acceptable. I mean, it's not like Apple factories in China are located directly next to where their employees work, and there's definitely not those suicide nets around said factories, because living such a life of assembling ****** technology is the most fun thing ever!"

Seriously, how many hipster cunts who claim to be vegan do you see with iPhones? How many do you see in Starbucks? How many use Amazon?
Are humans not worthy of your moral protection?

Also, if you're going to fight against the harming of animals, you would need to boycott every single company associated with any company associated with said activities, and do you know how ******* impossible that is, seeing as nearly every company is a subsidiary of like 30 companies; and they have to use fossil fuels to transport your ***** food to you, which harms the environment for the animals as well.

And, let's be honest, brutally honest. We are ******* animals, and we are designed (coded if you will) to be ******* meat-eaters.
You can talk of "morality", but that is nothing more than a mere, and unfortunate, side-effect of consciousness. We are not born into the world shackled by some sort of meta-physical code-book.

Obviously I don't agree with factory farming, and in all honesty, I think people should raise and kill their own food. Everything in life serves a purpose, even though the purpose has no ultimate meaning.
Why restrict the possibilities in life by upholding some moral code someone else (probably Peter Singer) bestowed upon you?
Notice how meat tastes ******* sick? That's because it's natural to enjoy it.
#34 - kcwsooners (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What I'm eating.
#88 - monolithe (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
At this moment, scientists have found a way to take an a tiny part of an animal (talking about cells) and with that, GROWING it, thus making meat that doesn't require murdering an animal. MEAT OF THE FUTURE!

P.S. I like meat
User avatar #92 to #88 - tailsx (03/30/2014) [-]
Then how am I going to gain the power of the animals I consume?
#109 - knightkao **User deleted account** (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I've never met a vegetarian irl who tried to force their beliefs on anyone or use veganism as a way to feel morally superior to anyone else.

I think this is probably another internet thing, just like feminism/bacon, where people are more obnoxious online than they actually are in real life.
#65 - nibbero (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What now Vegans!
What now Vegans!
User avatar #50 - nemecyst (03/30/2014) [-]
I have canine teeth for a reason, and I'll be damned if I'm not gonna use em.
#168 - ringur (03/30/2014) [+] (16 replies)
**ringur rolled image**
#120 - Orc (03/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**Orc rolled image** This guy's a dick.
#77 - thephenakist (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If eating animals are bad, then why do we have meat on our bodies?

Retarded Observation 1
Non meat eating whores 0
User avatar #146 - TedMosby (03/30/2014) [-]
I told that bitch.
User avatar #54 - newsuperyoshi (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
We evolved as omnivores for a reason...
User avatar #78 to #54 - givememoarpony (03/30/2014) [-]
to be frank, natural selection does not just invent features for a purpose, because it is a process, not an entity.
User avatar #37 - broslo (03/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Find me a man who calls himself a vegan, and I will shop you a man who is trying to shag a vegan.
User avatar #68 - lurifax ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You are gorgeous, OP

No homo
all the homo
#71 to #68 - redbread (03/30/2014) [-]
Thank you so much and here for you: Kirby-wan Kenobi
User avatar #51 - redstonealchemist (03/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i'm a vegan and i found that woman to be an insufferable bitch.
it's great sharing your ideas and helping people see things from a different perspective and hope that you turn someone else vegan, but shaming someone just because they have a different diet to you is horrendous!
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