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How I became a cyber criminal at school

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#8 - playercz (05/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>"Are you the hacker thats been cracking into our servers"
#9 - mckinkymcormic (05/31/2014) [-]
>Live in south
>70+ y/o teacher
>about to take test
> **** i forgot to read book
>his computer is frozen
>says he gives out a 100 if someone can fix it for him
>thing is 500+ degrees and not doing ****
>pull out battery and put back in
>get 100 for test for turning it off and on again
>gangster A/F
User avatar #25 - magicmace (05/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>be 16 years old.
>friend in web design courses.
>he has access to the schools webserver.
>I create basic php script to email people.
>put it on infinite loop.
>upload to schools web server and have it sent emails to friend.
>school run out of available bandwidth for that month.
>no internet for a month.
>friend got detention and I didn't.
>friend's email also got ~5 million emails with same message "butt head".
#2 - scriptsfordays (05/31/2014) [-]
I loved this post. MORE.
#39 - sanbonzakura (05/31/2014) [-]
"don't mess with anon he'll take out your database of downloaded RAM"
"don't mess with anon he'll take out your database of downloaded RAM"
#6 - johnpoppy (05/31/2014) [-]
I know that feel all too well.

>In first year of secondary school. (I think it's the Irish equivalent of freshman year)
>We have a computer class about twice a week.
>Teacher doesn't give a **** and lets us do what we want on them.
>Bring in a pirated version of Halo:CE.
>Put it on the file server and tell everyone how to play it.
>After a few weeks I made a very simple HTML file that had three words: "[Classmate's name] is gay".
>Replace the Halo:CE EXE with a simple batch program that will put the file into the startup folder of the computer when it's run.
>Leave it for a day and put the EXE back.
>The HTML file is on every computer in the school.
>The IT guy was an idiot and didn't know how to get rid of it.
>To this day it always comes up whenever you start any of the computers.
>People started calling me a "Hacker".
>Deny that I had anything to do with it.
>I get away with it due to a lack of evidence.
#22 - enduro (05/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>be me 16 y/o on school
>got hold of some kind of "ping of death" program, that spams computers over the network
>everyone in class was playing heroes of newerth
>hate that game
>scans the network for a random address
>takes one and start the ping of death
>5 mins in my computer crashes, lolwut, restart
>everyone complains that internet doesn't work
>teachers and sysadmin running around
>"it's someone who's trying to hack us!"
>15 mins later internet goes back upp again

>later found out that I did the deathping to the schools internet gateway
>mfw I took down internet for 400 students for 20 minutes and no one found out
User avatar #40 - hughjackmanfan (05/31/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>be me 9th grade
>in computer class finish work early so i can do what ever the hell i want
>Kid with some mental disorder that makes him a little off sitting next to me
>says he has to go to the bathroom
>take screen shot of his computer
>flip it upside down and to the left in paint and open it full screen
>flip computer screen with [cntrl][alt] [arrow key]
>kid comes back
>starts freaking out because the mouse is working back wards and he cant click anything
>silently losing my sides
>bell rings
>i bail as soon as possible
>next day sitting in same class
>teacher says something about a broken computer
>says who ever was sitting in (what ever seat tard was in) gets detention for 5 days because they broke the computer
>some kids know it was me
>theyre bros so they say it was tard
>tard gets 5 days detention and flips the **** out over it
>few days later i see them taking the computer out of the class because it waS "broken"
>and thats how i got a tard 5 days detention and cost the school $200 for a computer
#36 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
>be grade school
>like, 7th grade
>learn how to use batch files cus i got no life. or friends
>create a random file creator
>place on school server
>school server get shutdown because of "virus attack"
>tests postponed for 2 week and rumours of a hacker ensue
>winrar.exe is best exe
User avatar #29 - perform (05/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
So wait. Did you download the internet or not?
#19 - kibbleking ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
>Download CPU
#23 - fenomenum (05/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
-be in middleschool
-hear about hacking for the first time
-think its cool and decide to become a hacker
-search up easy hacks on google which sends me to this page to prank your friends
-download this *prank* that makes the mouse arrow poop and the poop stays on screen or makes clones of the mouse arrow
-put it on school computer and show a few of my friends
-the next day some virus crashes the computers in my school
-the teacher gives a lecture about not going to certain sites on school computers
-mfw 2 kids get up and say i put the virus on the computers and that im a hacker
-mfw 1 week of detention
User avatar #44 - blarghagh (05/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>in english class freshman year
>everybody laughs including teacher
> **** was so cash
User avatar #46 - aesguitar ONLINE (05/31/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>Be Teacher's Aide in Computer Science class
> Noobs learning how to Java
> Me and IT guy friends
> Decide to play a prank and crash the server
> There are 5 physical machines with roughly 25 virtual servers
> Write Java program that creates and infinite number of threads that each create an infinite number of threads
> Write the program, bout to show my friend
> Accidentally hit the compile button
> ~2 seconds later, everyone's screen freezes
> School doesn't use desktops; thin client computers
> Physical server derps out
> Friend didn't snitch
> Tell IT guy a week later and we have a good laugh
> Not allowed to do any programming on a school server after that

Link to file: drive.google.com/file/d/0B3VAbtIYOwnLTTAyZ3h6di1Idk0/edit?usp=sharing

Warning: will cause BSOD
User avatar #41 - nicoquitemad ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
I got higher grades in my country's equivalent to English classes for connecting my teacher's computer to the projector.
User avatar #1 - itsaggron (05/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Hack forums user?
User avatar #3 to #1 - majinooo ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
No, i go to "hack this site" sometimes to learn new things though. I might have to check that out.
#48 - tombobbusama (05/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>get bored at school
>found out the day before how to make fake popups
>open notepad, make a simple VBS script
>pic related, it was my favourite one
>over the next week, bunch of my friends doing the same
>school's system flags up the VBS scripts as viruses
>me and few friends get detention for a week
>three days into it, the IT technicians explain to the head teacher that they are literally harmless
>head teacher not-so-subtly says that "we've learnt our lesson and should get back to class"
#80 - timmywankenobi (06/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Op is without a doubt the worst hacker I have ever heard of !
#77 - neas (06/01/2014) [-]
"Hey anon my cpu doesn't defragment properly, can you tell me where to download another one"
"Hey anon my cpu doesn't defragment properly, can you tell me where to download another one"
#45 - supercookieduster ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
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