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How I became a cyber criminal at school

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - playercz
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(05/31/2014) [-]
>"Are you the hacker thats been cracking into our servers"
#109 to #8 - kinginthenorth
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Cracking is actually hacking, but with intent on stealing/changing/... files
Hacking is finding holes in the security and is often reported to the company to fix it.
User avatar #110 to #109 - playercz
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Still it was the funniest line in the content
#42 to #8 - tehfalconguy
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That ******* picture....
That ******* picture....
#52 to #8 - balancek
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(06/01/2014) [-]
He knows "DOS programming"
#86 to #52 - majinooo [OP]
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Hey that was then this is now. I know more things thank you very much. And no that might not have been the best wording but I think you got my meaning.
Hey that was then this is now. I know more things thank you very much. And no that might not have been the best wording but I think you got my meaning.
#9 - mckinkymcormic
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(05/31/2014) [-]
>Live in south
>70+ y/o teacher
>about to take test
>**** i forgot to read book
>his computer is frozen
>says he gives out a 100 if someone can fix it for him
>thing is 500+ degrees and not doing ****
>pull out battery and put back in
>get 100 for test for turning it off and on again
>gangster A/F
User avatar #25 - magicmace
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>be 16 years old.
>friend in web design courses.
>he has access to the schools webserver.
>I create basic php script to email people.
>put it on infinite loop.
>upload to schools web server and have it sent emails to friend.
>school run out of available bandwidth for that month.
>no internet for a month.
>friend got detention and I didn't.
>friend's email also got ~5 million emails with same message "butt head".
User avatar #49 to #25 - toosexyforyou
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(06/01/2014) [-]
"friend"
User avatar #55 to #49 - popnotes
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(06/01/2014) [-]
Not friend.
BEST friend.
User avatar #84 to #55 - magicmace
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(06/01/2014) [-]
^^ This is true. We both had a good lol after it all ended.
#2 - scriptsfordays
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(05/31/2014) [-]
I loved this post. MORE.
#39 - sanbonzakura
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(05/31/2014) [-]
"don't mess with anon he'll take out your database of downloaded RAM"
"don't mess with anon he'll take out your database of downloaded RAM"
#6 - johnpoppy
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(05/31/2014) [-]
I know that feel all too well.

>In first year of secondary school. (I think it's the Irish equivalent of freshman year)
>We have a computer class about twice a week.
>Teacher doesn't give a **** and lets us do what we want on them.
>Bring in a pirated version of Halo:CE.
>Put it on the file server and tell everyone how to play it.
>After a few weeks I made a very simple HTML file that had three words: "[Classmate's name] is gay".
>Replace the Halo:CE EXE with a simple batch program that will put the file into the startup folder of the computer when it's run.
>Leave it for a day and put the EXE back.
>The HTML file is on every computer in the school.
>The IT guy was an idiot and didn't know how to get rid of it.
>To this day it always comes up whenever you start any of the computers.
>People started calling me a "Hacker".
>Deny that I had anything to do with it.
>I get away with it due to a lack of evidence.
#22 - enduro
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>be me 16 y/o on school
>got hold of some kind of "ping of death" program, that spams computers over the network
>everyone in class was playing heroes of newerth
>hate that game
>scans the network for a random address
>takes one and start the ping of death
>5 mins in my computer crashes, lolwut, restart
>everyone complains that internet doesn't work
>teachers and sysadmin running around
>"it's someone who's trying to hack us!"
>15 mins later internet goes back upp again

>later found out that I did the deathping to the schools internet gateway
>mfw I took down internet for 400 students for 20 minutes and no one found out
User avatar #28 to #22 - butterduck
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When I read they were playing HoN.
I was hoping you ****** them up.
Thank you kind soldier.
User avatar #40 - hughjackmanfan
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>be me 9th grade
>in computer class finish work early so i can do what ever the hell i want
>Kid with some mental disorder that makes him a little off sitting next to me
>says he has to go to the bathroom
>take screen shot of his computer
>flip it upside down and to the left in paint and open it full screen
>flip computer screen with [cntrl][alt] [arrow key]
>kid comes back
>starts freaking out because the mouse is working back wards and he cant click anything
>silently losing my sides
>bell rings
>i bail as soon as possible
>next day sitting in same class
>teacher says something about a broken computer
>says who ever was sitting in (what ever seat tard was in) gets detention for 5 days because they broke the computer
>some kids know it was me
>theyre bros so they say it was tard
>tard gets 5 days detention and flips the **** out over it
>few days later i see them taking the computer out of the class because it waS "broken"
>and thats how i got a tard 5 days detention and cost the school $200 for a computer
#51 to #40 - drizztrocks
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(06/01/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound like justice, it sounds like a horrible turn of events for that misinformed human that has a mental disability.
User avatar #107 to #51 - hughjackmanfan
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I never said it was justice? i said it was funny as ****.
#111 to #107 - drizztrocks
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I saw that one coming a mile away hugh, that's why I prepared. I never said you said it was justice, I implied you thought it was, but that's it hugh, that's it. Irregardless, it's got to suck for the tard, he's a normal tard, living his life, when some ass hole decides to **** up his computer in class and he gets the blame? He didn't even do anything. But I digress, interesting story at the least.
#114 to #111 - hughjackmanfan
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you called me hugh :3
#115 to #114 - drizztrocks
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Can I creampie you?
User avatar #116 to #115 - hughjackmanfan
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nah man im more of a cake kind of guy
User avatar #29 - perform
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(05/31/2014) [-]
So wait. Did you download the internet or not?
#38 to #29 - anon id: f9b32a7b
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(05/31/2014) [-]
Easy there. The internet is very delicate.
Easy there. The internet is very delicate.
#19 - kibbleking
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(05/31/2014) [-]
>Download CPU