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User avatar #3 - lightninghorse ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (15 replies)
you know the fact that you bathe and eat (hopefully) waaaaaaaaaaay more than you skydive or eat something filled with food poisoning might have something do do with it. also applicable on other ones
User avatar #4 to #3 - whiteblob (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah like I'm pretty sure it's more likely for guys to die from bungee jumping than giving birth.
User avatar #19 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
its possible to die winning the lotto or dating a supermodel? because I thought in this list we wrote the things we could die from. Please make it a real list, dont start alrigth, comparing 2 diferent ways of dying, and then make it a demoralizing **** , like you can't date a supermodel or you wont wint the lotto never -.-
#38 - trollinggenius (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am the 0.1%
#21 - kanatana (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at DAMN IT, DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME !!! ** How I'll die
User avatar #6 - rainiar ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So don't shower, don't walk outside, don't ride motorcycles and don't give birth. I will be immortal.
User avatar #54 - sequel (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**sequel rolls 90** Percent chance I'll have..
User avatar #41 - livingshadow (11/26/2013) [-]
Damn I should stop being a pedestrian it's pretty dangerous to my well-being!
User avatar #33 - justmedude (11/26/2013) [-]
Way to completely take statistics out of context.

Also, 0.008 point for vending machine deaths means there are (were) 3 people (assuming these are US statistics) who were stupid enough to aggressively shake the vending machine or use it some other stupid way which caused it to fall on top of them.
User avatar #28 - rofljoe (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You're 8 time more likely to die swimming in a pool than you are getting killed by a shark, that's ok. But how many points does swimming in the ocean get?
#24 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How the **** can you die from a vending machine?
#43 to #24 - maced (11/26/2013) [-]
Walking alone at night, normally past a walmart or other place with a high vending machine crime rate. Dark alleys are common places for vending machine murders. They mug you, and when you don't have $2 for a can of pop, They bust a cap in you. Your never heard from again.
User avatar #15 - jukuku (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'trying to win the lotto'

Throwing money into a pit isn't something someone should strive to do. If the reward exists within the activity, by all means, shoot up that heroin.
User avatar #18 to #15 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
Except playing the lottery isn't "throwing money in a pit." In Michigan, at least, money from lottery tickets are put into public funding.
User avatar #14 - treeboy (11/26/2013) [-]
Hey guys! I figured it out! You're vastly more likely to die from things you do more often, who'd have known hey?
#45 - infinitereaper (11/26/2013) [-]
After 3 hurricanes, one attempted stabbing, several electrocutions and 2 car accidents, I can honestly say that dying is hard, even for someone who would rather not exist at all.   
   
						****					 it I'm living forever.
After 3 hurricanes, one attempted stabbing, several electrocutions and 2 car accidents, I can honestly say that dying is hard, even for someone who would rather not exist at all.

**** it I'm living forever.
User avatar #40 - chuffberry (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when i was 4 i was in an oscar mayer wiener commercial. does that count as being a supermodel?
#39 - mguard (11/26/2013) [-]
so there is a pretty big chance i will be wlaked to death by a pedestrian?
User avatar #37 - zeroxnight (11/26/2013) [-]
only one person I have ever heard of died of masturbation. so 0.00014 points?
#35 - carlsagouin (11/26/2013) [-]
All these numbers are statistics, it doesn't make sense.
#25 - anonexplains (11/26/2013) [-]
Welcome to Jeremy Clarkson's class of statistics.

I think the "you are less likely to die from a snake bite" and others are ******** , and should be written "you are less likely to be fatally bitten by a snake".

As if I had a test sample of people getting bitten by snakes per pint they imbibed. The snake group would be sore ******* loses.

This is statistics for attention whores / politicians.

PS - anyone taken in by this shouldn't vote as you're a ******* retard.
#23 - draxdiesel ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
to be fair im scared of snakebites but only because they taste god awful
User avatar #13 - lasomacintosh (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, if you get attacked by a shark, you had to have been swimming.

Making swimming in the ocean more dangerous than swimming in a pool
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