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User avatar #3 - lightninghorse (11/26/2013) [+] (15 replies)
you know the fact that you bathe and eat (hopefully) waaaaaaaaaaay more than you skydive or eat something filled with food poisoning might have something do do with it. also applicable on other ones
User avatar #4 to #3 - whiteblob (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah like I'm pretty sure it's more likely for guys to die from bungee jumping than giving birth.
User avatar #19 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
its possible to die winning the lotto or dating a supermodel? because I thought in this list we wrote the things we could die from. Please make it a real list, dont start alrigth, comparing 2 diferent ways of dying, and then make it a demoralizing **** , like you can't date a supermodel or you wont wint the lotto never -.-
#38 - trollinggenius (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I am the 0.1%
#25 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2013) [-]
Welcome to Jeremy Clarkson's class of statistics.

I think the "you are less likely to die from a snake bite" and others are ******** , and should be written "you are less likely to be fatally bitten by a snake".

As if I had a test sample of people getting bitten by snakes per pint they imbibed. The snake group would be sore ******* loses.

This is statistics for attention whores / politicians.

PS - anyone taken in by this shouldn't vote as you're a ******* retard.
#21 - kanatana (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at DAMN IT, DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME !!! ** How I'll die
User avatar #6 - rainiar (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So don't shower, don't walk outside, don't ride motorcycles and don't give birth. I will be immortal.
User avatar #54 - sequel (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**sequel rolls 90** Percent chance I'll have..
User avatar #41 - livingshadow (11/26/2013) [-]
Damn I should stop being a pedestrian it's pretty dangerous to my well-being!
User avatar #33 - justmedude (11/26/2013) [-]
Way to completely take statistics out of context.

Also, 0.008 point for vending machine deaths means there are (were) 3 people (assuming these are US statistics) who were stupid enough to aggressively shake the vending machine or use it some other stupid way which caused it to fall on top of them.
User avatar #28 - rofljoe (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You're 8 time more likely to die swimming in a pool than you are getting killed by a shark, that's ok. But how many points does swimming in the ocean get?
#24 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How the **** can you die from a vending machine?
#43 to #24 - maced (11/26/2013) [-]
Walking alone at night, normally past a walmart or other place with a high vending machine crime rate. Dark alleys are common places for vending machine murders. They mug you, and when you don't have $2 for a can of pop, They bust a cap in you. Your never heard from again.
User avatar #15 - jukuku (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'trying to win the lotto'

Throwing money into a pit isn't something someone should strive to do. If the reward exists within the activity, by all means, shoot up that heroin.
User avatar #18 to #15 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
Except playing the lottery isn't "throwing money in a pit." In Michigan, at least, money from lottery tickets are put into public funding.
User avatar #14 - treeboy (11/26/2013) [-]
Hey guys! I figured it out! You're vastly more likely to die from things you do more often, who'd have known hey?
#70 - Womens Study Major (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #57 - mrnotsosafeforwork (11/26/2013) [-]
**mrnotsosafeforwork rolls 03** last one is pretty obvious, but im sure am gonna try
#53 - diamondperzik (11/26/2013) [-]
how the ****

do you die by a vending machine?

(does anyone have the scrubs pic, with his hand stuck in a vending machine?)
User avatar #12 - KayRed (11/26/2013) [-]
Are all these just an accumulation of numbers of death a year, or is it based on how many people do it, because you might be more likely to die on a motorcycle while there happens to be more pedestrians overall.
#10 - kingderps (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Are these stats accurate? Do they take ratios into account? Like maybe the reason walking is more dangerous is because more people walk than ride motorcycles.
User avatar #7 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [-]
I actually intend to live forever, so...
User avatar #5 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/26/2013) [-]
I have serious questions about how these statistics were made.
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