How 2 girl
Jul 27, 2015. 7: 26 PM
HEY GIRL U WANT SOME
iii) GOOD SEX?
THEN U CAME TO THE
RIGHT GUY
Message Send
HEY GIRL U WANT SOME
iii) GOOD SEX?
THEN U CAME TO THE
RIGHT GUY
Message Send
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#2
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unclebourbon (08/02/2015) [-] 
Hey Goobyman, I wanted to thumb up your content, but you blocked me. what the **** bro?
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elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-] Guy sticks his penis in girl's vagoo
A twelve inch long stalk like structure with a mouth protrudes out of the head of the penis, extends to her ovaries, and bites them to release egg while it sprays hot milky white semens onto it
Then the stalk recedes back into the male silently.
If the female isn't able to ovulate then the stalk's mouth it eats the ovary causing pain to both male and female as the ovary travels down the male's urethra and into his balls to form more semen instead of eggs.
And that is how you get a babby.
A twelve inch long stalk like structure with a mouth protrudes out of the head of the penis, extends to her ovaries, and bites them to release egg while it sprays hot milky white semens onto it
Then the stalk recedes back into the male silently.
If the female isn't able to ovulate then the stalk's mouth it eats the ovary causing pain to both male and female as the ovary travels down the male's urethra and into his balls to form more semen instead of eggs.
And that is how you get a babby.
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aguycalledlee (08/03/2015) [-] "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person" - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
#29
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sideism (08/03/2015) [-] if she says yes, that means she's down to smash. if she says no, that means you now have a chance to make her laugh. ******* win/win
#1
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jamalbrobo (08/02/2015) [-] Bitches always sayin' no, even when a gentleman such as I asked so nicely, like, what? Psh, she doesn't know what she's missin'.
#3
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morebuckets (08/02/2015) [-]
Isn't this tinder? Why would you be on tinder if you didn't want good sex? I don't get it
#17 to #3
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hoponthefeelstrain (08/03/2015) [-] women work differently than guys. Guys see a hot girl and they're ready to **** . Women need a chance to warm up to you first, her just finding you attractive isn't enough, you've got to make her laugh and flatter her a bit.
#52
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elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-] Funny part is, that could get girls. Make em laugh or say something more unique then "hey bb want sum fuk" tends to draw in their interest more than if you stick to tried and true methods.
#50
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idoliam (08/03/2015) [-] If I think he's implying what I think he's implying, I don't think she's going to be coming at all.
