Hot piece of Ass. Get it? Ass cause hes a donkey With his all-beef thermometer pounding deep into my gutter, the sensation of his ample cock smashing my cervix  Hot piece of Ass Get it? cause hes a donkey With his all-beef thermometer pounding deep into my gutter the sensation ample cock smashing cervix
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Hot piece of Ass. Get it? Ass cause hes a donkey With his all-beef thermometer pounding deep into my gutter, the sensation of his ample cock smashing my cervix

Get it?
Ass
cause hes a donkey

With his all-beef thermometer pounding deep into my **** gutter, the sensation of his ample cock smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. The mixture of sewer trout and ectoplasm in my brown mile created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The unrelenting orgasms from his cheese-crusted cock plowing my slime hole made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on Cribs. When he removed his love muscle from my other vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the footlong fudge bullet off his chorizo howitzer. If I don't strum the banjo to get my minge mucus dribbling from my quim, his bald-headed yogurt slinger is going to leave my clap flaps resembling a badly wrapped kebab.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - mohemoth
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(05/05/2014) [-]
< Cunt destroyer
#15 to #4 - bluenebula
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#11 to #4 - scorpiom
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User avatar #3 - shiningfinger
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I got front page with this once. Good luck!
#9 - arbitraryarmor
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(05/05/2014) [-]
the description
#16 - anon id: a062f8e8
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(05/07/2014) [-]
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
#14 - bezza
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(05/06/2014) [-]
That description... made my day
#13 - fukyouto
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(05/06/2014) [-]
this makes me laugh so hard, also wtf is worng with you op the description
#12 - Ajboy
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(05/06/2014) [-]
I always read that in Beavis' voice
#6 - anon id: 412b9d93
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(05/05/2014) [-]
That subtext
#5 - anon id: 88554d9b
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(05/05/2014) [-]
www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
Let's write a story, FJ
Inserting a lightbulb into my wizards sleeve got me squirting flange custard faster than a greased weasel ****. The feeling of his Da Vinci load haemorrhaging down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel ****. Hours of ******* like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I was no different! I awoke the next morning with my wizards sleeve still flowing. I thought it was over but his meaty member had other ideas. By now, my mound of love pudding was leaching like a leaky tap.
User avatar #8 to #5 - bbboy
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After having my vibrator crater hammered, he then proceeded to pound my brown eye. Hours of ******* like this would leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a shot cat, and I was no different! I can't wait to consume the cock custard from his spunk-filled spam rocket. Within no time, I could feel the ****** steamin' semen frothing from my black hole and all over my flappy meal. The raiding makes me gush my clunge gunge all over his one-eyed milkman.”
#10 to #5 - mguycollette
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"Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my tuna canal and a number of chillies up my turd-herder. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my minge monsoon draining from my birth cannon, his womb raider is going to leave my clap flaps resembling the Japanese flag. The unrelenting orgasms from his devil's bagpipe hammering my frilling pink golf bag made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in church. After having my gashtray pounded, he then proceeded to raid my other vagina. The thrusting makes me flow my beige slime all over his brie baton."
#1 - ihearcolors
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I know its a repost but god damn I am laughing to hard to care.
I know its a repost but god damn I am laughing to hard to care.
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