black man walks into a bar with a parrot.
The bartender says" Aww cool where did you get it?"
The parrot says," ' rica".
do asians do during erections?
priest and a Rabbi are running out
of a burning school building.
Priest says, "what do we do about the children."
Rabbi says, "fuck them"
Priest says, "do we have enough time?
girlfriend called me a pedophile today.
Big word for a 7 yearold...
do you test a jew' s faith? FREE HAM!
faded around my Jewish friend,
and she got really insulted,
so I responded by saying:
Oh c' mon, a little gas never killed anyone."