Horrible joke comp part 2. OC +50 more? -50 leave. s the good thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know they' ll always swallow. priest and a rabbi are standin
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Horrible joke comp part 2

OC
+50 more?
-50 ***** leave

s the good thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?
You know they' ll always swallow.
priest and a rabbi are standing on a corner
and a young boy walks by. The priest says "Let' s screw him!"
The rabbi says "Out of what?"
man goes to the doctor for his annual checkout.
The doctor looks concerned and says,
sir, you are going to have to stop masturbating."
And the guy says, "why?" The doctor says,
because I am trying to examine you."
s the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits until puberty to come on a boy' s face
Why isn' t Mexico sending anyone to the summer Olympics?
Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim
is already in Los Angeles.
llh/ did God create yeast infections?
So women would also know what it' s like
to live with an irritating cunt.
do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
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#9 - Rvalldrgg (04/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my ass."    
The doctor asks him to drop his pants and examines him.    
The man asks: "Is it serious, doctor?"    
Tthe doctor replies: "Yes, it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my ass."
The doctor asks him to drop his pants and examines him.
The man asks: "Is it serious, doctor?"
Tthe doctor replies: "Yes, it's just the tip of the Iceberg."
User avatar #2 - cantfindausername ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society

What's black on top and white on bottom?
Rape
User avatar #8 - mymommasallama (04/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
what did the jewish pedophile say?
"you kids wanna buy some candy?"
#1 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothin, you already told her twice.
User avatar #19 - Kewlio (04/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What's the hardest part about watching a kid get hit by a car?
My dick.

What's the number one cause of pedophilia?
Sexy children.
User avatar #4 - fjaggot (03/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Can someone explain me the second one?
User avatar #5 to #4 - kuroking ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
The priest says "lets screw him" meaning he wants sexual intercourse with the young boy. The rabbi says "out of what?" the rabbi thought the priest wanted to con the boy. The joke is the stereo type that jews are greedy.
User avatar #3 - kkid (03/31/2014) [-]
What's blue and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with slashed arm bands

What's red and floats at the top of a swimming pool?
Arm bands with a slashed baby
User avatar #23 - muffintime ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
for the last one, I wonder which out of the 9 guys who raped me last night didn't enjoy it?
User avatar #34 - grimandevil (04/01/2014) [-]
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
User avatar #28 - flipkick ONLINE (04/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what do you do if you do so much that it cant be anymore?
zimbabwee
#33 to #28 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
jokexplain wut?
#22 - zeedeveel (04/01/2014) [-]
How do you know when your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
#14 - zenler ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
um

how do you get a -insert racist noun here- out of a tree

cut the rope
#7 - twofreegerbils (04/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
If I can see the top and the bottom of the image, it's not a comp.
User avatar #30 to #16 - rokkarokkaali (04/01/2014) [-]
"denying this just makes you a liar"

You're a faggot, denying this just makes you a liar.
#38 - Orc (04/01/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** The only one I found funny was the annual check up one. MFW reading the rest of them.
User avatar #37 - bookyle (04/01/2014) [-]
A priest, a rabbi, were walking in the woods. They come across a pond and decide to swim a little. They didn't have any swimming trunk on them, so they decided to get in naked. Not long after, they hear their congregation coming from a distance. They jump out, grab their stuff, and bolts into the woods. The priest covers his lower half while the rabbi covers his face. Later the priest asks the rabbi why was he covering his face the rabbit replies

My congregation would recognize me by my face
User avatar #32 - grimandevil (04/01/2014) [-]
I read ''rabbit'' instead of ''rabbi''
#12 - anonymous (04/01/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it.
User avatar #11 - justafungi (04/01/2014) [-]
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
the nine year old boy in my trunk
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