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#5 - darkdanger (07/06/2014) [-]
what girlfriend?
#1268 to #5 - dappyfappy (07/07/2014) [-]
indeed what girlfriend?
indeed what girlfriend?
#392 to #5 - rainyeyes (07/06/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

mfw that feel
#1328 to #5 - toopuck (07/07/2014) [-]
Sooo... boyfriend then ?
#109 - tehcashew (07/06/2014) [-]
I posted this story in a while ago    
>be me, 18    
>have girlfriend of 6 months    
>says she wants to wait to have sex till marriage    
>say ok and will respect her wishes    
>continues to say this throughout relationship    
>2 weeks later    
>be at river swimming with 2 best friends    
>3, 9/10 girls float by on inner tubes    
>they stop by have half hour conversation with them    
>they say if we have condoms they are DTF    
>say no I have a girlfriend   
>they leave    
>15 minutes later one friend receives a text    
>it's my Girlfriend    
>Thinks she's pregnant "how do i tell Tehcashew?"    
>immediately break up with her    
MFW GF wants to wait and cheats on me    
MFW just passed up sex with 9/10 for cheating whore 15 min prior
I posted this story in a while ago
>be me, 18
>have girlfriend of 6 months
>says she wants to wait to have sex till marriage
>say ok and will respect her wishes
>continues to say this throughout relationship
>2 weeks later
>be at river swimming with 2 best friends
>3, 9/10 girls float by on inner tubes
>they stop by have half hour conversation with them
>they say if we have condoms they are DTF
>say no I have a girlfriend
>they leave
>15 minutes later one friend receives a text
>it's my Girlfriend
>Thinks she's pregnant "how do i tell Tehcashew?"
>immediately break up with her
MFW GF wants to wait and cheats on me
MFW just passed up sex with 9/10 for cheating whore 15 min prior
#487 to #109 - silverlance (07/07/2014) [-]
I am so sorry
I am so sorry
User avatar #1400 to #487 - funnyrage (07/07/2014) [-]
this from? i mean the hobbit 1 and 2 dont have that scene.
User avatar #593 to #109 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/07/2014) [-]
I think I remember you posting this.
#264 to #109 - urbanknightx (07/06/2014) [-]
I did not ask for these feels
User avatar #516 to #109 - satanisrealgod (07/07/2014) [-]
You're a faggot, none of this ever happen
User avatar #657 to #109 - imafjer (07/07/2014) [-]
best copy pasta
#961 to #109 - pikininja (07/07/2014) [-]
Don't be upset.   
Even though your girlfriend was dishonest with you, you remained loyal until the end. That's a quality that's hard to come by, and you should be proud of your decision.   
And honestly if those girls want to have sex with random strangers, they probably have nasty herpes.
Don't be upset.
Even though your girlfriend was dishonest with you, you remained loyal until the end. That's a quality that's hard to come by, and you should be proud of your decision.
And honestly if those girls want to have sex with random strangers, they probably have nasty herpes.
User avatar #262 to #109 - benschien (07/06/2014) [-]
first thought you ment 3,9/10 girls, some ugly bitches who just want to get ****** .
#327 to #262 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
They probably were given that they were offering it on a plate to the guy
He just has low standards
"9/10" Yeah, right
#70 - spookyexplain ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
tfw no baby
tfw no honey
tfw no ragtime gal
User avatar #1408 to #70 - animeiscancer (07/07/2014) [-]
How original.
#463 to #70 - melllvinnn (07/06/2014) [-]
tfw you lose me
tfw refused me
tfw im left alone
#786 to #463 - retributionthepimp (07/07/2014) [-]
tfw I'm not her own
#791 to #786 - melllvinnn (07/07/2014) [-]
tfw no kiss by wire
tfw my loins on fire
User avatar #822 to #791 - hydraetis (07/07/2014) [-]
why tfw instead of mfw
User avatar #829 to #822 - melllvinnn (07/07/2014) [-]
"That feel when" vs "my face when"
#1271 to #829 - darkdanger (07/07/2014) [-]
I always thought it was "this face when"
I always thought it was "this face when"
User avatar #857 to #829 - hydraetis (07/07/2014) [-]
it all makes sense now
#1 - rogernice (07/06/2014) [-]
you
#343 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/06/2014) [-]
She was absolutely horrible. She started boasting that she ran this site called "Fahnky Jank" or something. Every day was the same old ******* story, she always told me how the users there said that she lifts because she showed off her arms one time. Also while having sex she kept telling me to call her "Admin" and say stuff like "Admin please ban me harder" or "Admin is glorious", I think it was some kind of weird fetish of hers. Her friends were super rude, when I was having a bit of fun they always bitched me out, especially one friend called Modica who always told me how "banned" I was, whatever that even means.
I broke up with her after she started asking me for money, to "support" her. While I knew she was using the money for steroids and DJ parties hosted by her.

She was the worst.
User avatar #1210 to #71 - senoldlx (07/07/2014) [-]
does someone have this pic in a better resolution + without text?
#503 to #71 - mizzdepp (07/07/2014) [-]
they are all stupid ..
they are all stupid ..
#1061 to #1054 - happyPills (07/07/2014) [-]
just realized this
User avatar #194 to #71 - pinkiedash (07/06/2014) [-]
I'll never get tired of this pic
#202 to #194 - joshlol (07/06/2014) [-]
It's the eyes man
#508 to #202 - ichitoten (07/07/2014) [-]
**** joshlol, but i feel so sorry for that cat.
#515 to #511 - ichitoten (07/07/2014) [-]
Nah, not the same effect. i meant the picture Joshlol posted with the hand :p
User avatar #569 to #515 - KevinPutt (07/07/2014) [-]
You are aware that you just replied to joshlol?
User avatar #594 to #589 - joshlol (07/07/2014) [-]
I made the mistake of assuming she was heterosexual
User avatar #597 to #594 - sspacecore (07/07/2014) [-]
It happens to the best of us.
User avatar #1158 to #594 - greyhoundfd (07/07/2014) [-]
Dude, that's not even your first mistake, let alone your only one.
#1403 to #589 - anon (07/07/2014) [-]
angelmitskano was on her period like always, You know how women get when that dusty vagina gets the spits. Don't feel bad joshlol
#120 - zonryu (07/06/2014) [-]
this ******* bitch ruined my life
#1503 to #120 - anon (07/07/2014) [-]
Just start dating her sister.
User avatar #201 to #120 - KIKORBV (07/06/2014) [-]
Can confirm, I'm also right handed
User avatar #644 to #120 - messerauditore (07/07/2014) [-]
Did you catch her giving handjobs to other guys at the bus station again ?
User avatar #15 - gunz (07/06/2014) [-]
Link to download?
User avatar #164 to #15 - joshlol (07/06/2014) [-]
here you go bro
karigirl.com/index-1.shtml
User avatar #620 to #619 - joshlol (07/07/2014) [-]
Who's Kari?
#624 to #620 - titaniums (07/07/2014) [-]
the girl in the link you just posted silly
User avatar #626 to #624 - joshlol (07/07/2014) [-]
yeah I'm a retard sorry
#3 - katzenstreu ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
My left hand, doesn't do **** right
#506 to #3 - thighhighkneesocks (07/07/2014) [-]
My boyfriend, couldn't even cheat straight.
#62 - thejewgasser (07/06/2014) [-]
Joshlol was pretty bad.
User avatar #69 to #62 - joshlol (07/06/2014) [-]
I gave it my best
#73 to #69 - thejewgasser (07/06/2014) [-]
It's okay bb...
#714 - gotmilkage (07/07/2014) [-]
>Be about 15
>With girlfriend of my dreams going on 3 years hardcore, 10/10
>Literally the only girl I really went after, crushed on her for about 5 years prior
>Relationship is good, no drama, few arguments
>Get on since we've been best friends since before I can remember
>One day says she doesn't love me anymore, by text.
>Absolutely devastated, go to her house and talk to her about it
>Talk with her for a little while after the break up for closure and to try and fix it
>Tells me she wants me back, just not yet as she wants a break.
>About a week later some guy messages me on facebook telling me to stop texting his girlfriend.
>Find out she got with another guy only a few days after we broke up
>Stringing me along for whatever reason.
>Never been more depressed in my life
>Be two years later, not spoken to her in all that time and my friends are even friends with her
>Only seen her once and she blanked me, even when we live minutes apart.
>Moved across the country just to get a fresh start and her out of my head.
>Hasn't worked, I'm still in love with her and think about her everyday.
>Even the brief mention of her puts me in a very depressed mood.
>Feel horrible since I have been in a great new relationship for almost 2 years now.

Wasn't going to post this but I was feeling especially bad about it today and this post came up. First time commenting on this site and doing one of these stories so I probably ****** it up.
#721 to #714 - niblic ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
I feel your pain dude. I really do.
#860 to #714 - sovietghost (07/07/2014) [-]
that sounds terrible, have had that nigtmare.   
you will always haveFJ community    
 dont pity yourself and do something completely outside of your confort zone    
 i think it might help     
   
   
relevant song, hope you like it.   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ift2N9FGmpg
that sounds terrible, have had that nigtmare.
you will always haveFJ community
dont pity yourself and do something completely outside of your confort zone
i think it might help


relevant song, hope you like it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ift2N9FGmpg
#897 to #714 - anon (07/07/2014) [-]
>Makes up fake story about fake gf
>Jerks off 17 times in the next hour
#358 - skeptical (07/06/2014) [-]
**skeptical rolled image**
**skeptical rolled image**
#1449 to #358 - sliser (07/07/2014) [-]
am i on facebook
#42 - guylongname (07/06/2014) [-]
**guylongname rolled image** tfw no gf
User avatar #254 to #42 - tlg (07/06/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#747 - xhumanslayerx (07/07/2014) [-]
**xhumanslayerx rolled image** my worst girlfriend
User avatar #1277 to #747 - boneknight (07/07/2014) [-]
Imagine licking that.
#11 - slipperynipl (07/06/2014) [-]
Lol I go on funnyjunk
#584 - ashedust (07/07/2014) [-]
I once had a girlfriend who was super clingly. Like, she always had a hand on me. And she was nervous as hell too. She wouldn't do anything more than a handy, she said she couldn't.   
   
She had this nasty habit of grabbing everything for me. I felt like I couldn't do anything on my own without her butting in to "help me". I mean, it was nice, but damn... She never said anything either... just kinda was there. I don't know how I got stuck with her.   
   
tfw your girlfriend is your hand.
I once had a girlfriend who was super clingly. Like, she always had a hand on me. And she was nervous as hell too. She wouldn't do anything more than a handy, she said she couldn't.

She had this nasty habit of grabbing everything for me. I felt like I couldn't do anything on my own without her butting in to "help me". I mean, it was nice, but damn... She never said anything either... just kinda was there. I don't know how I got stuck with her.

tfw your girlfriend is your hand.
User avatar #711 to #584 - ahkillyou (07/07/2014) [-]
Thanks for that. I needed it
User avatar #713 to #711 - ashedust (07/07/2014) [-]
It was my pleasure. I had fun writing it.
#271 - presidentmoose (07/06/2014) [-]
your mom
your mom
#559 - teasquid (07/07/2014) [-]
Literally just broke up with one a month back for cheating on me twice. After I bought him 600$ worth of gifts and such. He messaged me trying to get me back acting like he didn't know what I was talking about, he then said "well it's not like we were REALLY dating, I mean it was just online". Just online for 2 years,   
 He then berated me with comments like "whore", "cunt", "bitch". He couldn't even remember my birthday or my favorite colour, which I told him on countless occasions.    
MFW I finally told that 			******		 to 			****		 off.   
MFW I'm single and I'm ready to mingle.   
MFW The two girls found out about him cheating on them and publicly embarrassed him.   
 MFW I'm a dancing stock gif of an alien.
Literally just broke up with one a month back for cheating on me twice. After I bought him 600$ worth of gifts and such. He messaged me trying to get me back acting like he didn't know what I was talking about, he then said "well it's not like we were REALLY dating, I mean it was just online". Just online for 2 years,
He then berated me with comments like "whore", "cunt", "bitch". He couldn't even remember my birthday or my favorite colour, which I told him on countless occasions.
MFW I finally told that ****** to **** off.
MFW I'm single and I'm ready to mingle.
MFW The two girls found out about him cheating on them and publicly embarrassed him.
MFW I'm a dancing stock gif of an alien.
#967 to #559 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
Ready to mingle eh?   
 If you know what I mean ;)    
 J/k
Ready to mingle eh?
If you know what I mean ;)
J/k
#1489 to #967 - teasquid (07/07/2014) [-]
[mingling ensues]
[mingling ensues]
User avatar #570 to #559 - pivotmasterdm (07/07/2014) [-]
Top kek
#839 - darkvengence (07/07/2014) [-]
>Girlfriend

what?
User avatar #1199 to #839 - boneknight (07/07/2014) [-]
girlĀ·friend

noun: girlfriend; plural noun: girlfriends
a regular female companion with whom a person has a romantic or sexual relationship.
"his girlfriend is Australian"
synonyms: sweetheart, lover, partner, significant other, girl, woman; More
a woman's female friend.
#1468 to #1199 - darkvengence (07/07/2014) [-]
So that is what these creatures are
So that is what these creatures are
User avatar #643 - therockofshame ONLINE (07/07/2014) [-]
The last time I touched a vagina was when I was being born.
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