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A in mm sf his friend for ‘this first tima
Oh my " says his friand,” Ynu just turned we a waif.‘
notes fit’
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Submitted: 02/20/2014
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#1 - theannoyingFJguy (02/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But is he baller?
But is he baller?
#16 - XxElJuegoxX (02/21/2014) [+] (25 replies)
Old Limbo dancers never die   
   
They just go under
Old Limbo dancers never die

They just go under
#27 to #26 - garaichu (02/21/2014) [-]
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#31 - Dember ONLINE (02/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is my husky, Nova. When he stands up on his back legs, he's about 5'5 or so, the size of an average person. Pretty tall.

One day I took him outside in our yard and a little boy saw him through our chain link fence.
My dog loves kids, so he put his front paws against the fence and stood upright. This kid's face just went agape with shock and he goes "Is that a real werewolf?!"

I tried not to laugh but I wasn't entirely successful. Anyway, I did tell him he wasn't a werewolf, and the kid just goes
"But he walks on two legs and he's a wolf!"
> "No, he just stands up like this sometimes. A lot of dogs do."
"Does he howl at the moon?"
> "He howls sometimes."

Kid just kind of looked at me like I was retarded to not realize I was living with a werewolf.

Fast-forward two days later; same kid is back, this time jumping on his trampoline with at least four or five friends. My dog, being the helpful thing he is, heads over and stands up against the fence again.

As soon as they spot him, they all bounce over to lean against the safety net and a few even come over to get a closer look...and then,

"See, I told you my neighbor's a werewolf!"
#3 - hasanaat (02/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What do you call a cat that commits crimes?

A PURRpetrator
#37 - therealfishyxander ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
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#33 - thelastelephant (02/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How many potatoes does it take to cause a famine?

None
User avatar #7 - phoenixdowner (02/21/2014) [-]
"Were" means man, so he's saying he is a man when he is now a wolf? but that doesn't make any sense!

ruinthejoke.exe
#15 - wwhhaaq (02/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
why don't sharks eat black people?

they look like whale *****
#28 - colonelroymustang ONLINE (02/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
WRONG.
the 'were' portion of the term 'werewolf derives from the Latin word vir (pronounced 'weer') meaning 'man.' so, describing his wolf like form as 'were' would be inaccurate.
#8 - evebishop (02/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #17 - kiratheunholy (02/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
HNNNHG Unless the joke is him saying: "I am a were" when he's a wolf then I don't get it...

Jokexplain plz help me
User avatar #20 to #19 - kiratheunholy (02/21/2014) [-]
Oh thanks, now I get it....

Sorry jokexplain, someone beat you to it this time.
#61 - mrdavidamnesia (02/21/2014) [-]
Have a baby owl for your clever joke...
Have a baby owl for your clever joke...
#47 - duelknight ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
#45 - redbannerman ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
What do you get when you burn a hemophage over a burning van?


Vanpyre........ I'll just leave. Exit's over there right?
User avatar #38 - cazabrow (02/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I thought "were" was Latin for man or human or something.

#57 - rokku **User deleted account** (02/21/2014) [-]
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#48 - albertjester (02/21/2014) [-]
took me a minute. very good.
took me a minute. very good.
#36 - spetsnaztm (02/21/2014) [-]
Oh my.
#11 - nosensephenom ONLINE (02/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs?


A condescending con descending
This was like front page a few days ago but I laughed pretty heartily at it
User avatar #10 - oxymoronking ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
i dont get it
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