Hoopty Wagon. . FA pack of college students order a floor model big sore en TV for their fiat house. Fl wheel it out to the sportscar they arrived in. Sorry guy
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Hoopty Wagon

FA pack of college students order a floor model big sore en TV for their fiat house.
Fl wheel it out to the sportscar they arrived in.
Sorry guys, this won' t fit. Do you know anybody with a truck?"
look at each other and go dead silent.
The Hoopty Wagon," they whisper at the same time.
bro pulls out his cell. "Dude. Bring the Hoopty Wagon."
moments pass before Idear the screeching of tires.
FA / roses van blasts into the parking lot at 60 miles per hour.
fratboys start chanting "Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon! Hoopty Wagon!" as it approaches at speed.
van screeches to a halt at the loading dock.
sliding door slams open and a man leaps out with a bloody war cry of ") C) PTY" ) C) C) C) NANNI"
start leaping and hollering in circles around me.
God I' m about to die.
the TV into the van as fast as possible.
the entire floor is missing from rust.
Flay it down across some seats and back away quickly.
F" CAK guys, you' re good. You' re good."
wallpaper leaps back in and the Hoopty Wagon peels out.
Faith the spell broken, the students thank me and leave in their normal car.
fiuck just happened?
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Submitted: 01/05/2014
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