Home Line. so uh, tumblr = thumbs?. i once came home from my morning jog and i went to my door and i coolant find my Keys i retracted my path for are minutes lo Home Line so uh tumblr = thumbs? i once came home from my morning jog and went to door coolant find Keys retracted path for are minutes lo
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Home Line. so uh, tumblr = thumbs?. i once came home from my morning jog and i went to my door and i coolant find my Keys i retracted my path for are minutes lo

so uh, tumblr = thumbs?

i once came home from my morning jog and i went to my door and i coolant find
my Keys
i retracted my path for are minutes looking for my keys and i ended up try my
door
i unlocked the door and looked in my house for my Keys
i searched tirelessly for another rainy minutes
i called my dad from the home line
Me: hey dad have you seen my keys
Dad: no nathan, I have not
Me: well can you hurry home because Fm locked out
Dad: nathan, what line are you calling from'?
Me: from the-
and that' s the day I my father was done
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - tipjar
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(04/26/2014) [+] (3 children)
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Patience is key
#10 to #1 - britexplain
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User avatar #21 to #10 - mayihavecaps [OP]
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No.
User avatar #36 to #21 - bavelsond
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(04/27/2014) [-]
what did he say
User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall
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(04/27/2014) [+] (19 replies)
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For those wondering how these things happen, it's actually less to do with stupidity and more to do with expectations, and it actually happens very often, including to you (although, probably not in such extreme cases).

Basically, when you make something routine, your brain builds up a pattern, that's HOW you make something habit and routine. However, when you skip something in this habit or routine, or get thrown off track, your brain basically 'shifts' so that you subconsciously notice things the same way you did during your patterns and don't notice how they really are until you consciously realize them (usually by being 'shocked out' of it), so even if you miss a beat, you react as if you didn't.

So, when this guy followed his routine he could have easily just put the keys in a different pocket, breaking it slightly. He's so used to reaching for his regular pocket that he never bothered to check the other one and he thought it got lost when he was really just holding it in his hands. And even WHEN he unlocked the door and got into his house, he still consciously believed he lost the key when he just subconsciously missed a part of the pattern. Get it?

That's how you can walk out of your house and go to school and only realize you're not wearing your backpack when you're half-way there, or how you might break a morning routine and feel like you have to poop when you SWORE you just went an hour or so earlier, or how you go to lock up your work at the end of the day and have to re-do it 5 times because you swear you skip steps each time.

It has nothing to do with actual 'intelligence', but just how well your brain can form and break patterns and have you adapt to it.

User avatar #15 to #8 - beatyea
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Oooor it's just a bunch of ******** much like about 80% of every other story on here/4chan/tumblr ect.
But I see your point.
User avatar #45 to #15 - captainfuckitall
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Well it very well could be, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.
User avatar #58 to #45 - beatyea
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>BUT I SEE YOUR POINT.
What the **** son can you not read my comment?
User avatar #61 to #58 - captainfuckitall
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(04/27/2014) [-]
You seem very angry.
User avatar #62 to #61 - beatyea
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Word choice doesn't mean I'm butt-angry cool your jets there speed racer.
User avatar #63 to #62 - captainfuckitall
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Yes it does, actually. There is an implied tone with everything you say, you know; if you don't want to be perceived as having roid-rage, talk in a more polite tone.
#65 to #63 - mayihavecaps [OP]
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I don't think you live up to your name, but I support your arguments.
User avatar #74 to #65 - captainfuckitall
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I know, right? I originally made it with the intention of absolute apathy and that I didn't care about much, but that was a while ago and I've seemed to undergo a shift where I care about MANY things and want to correct them all.
User avatar #84 to #74 - beatyea
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(04/28/2014) [-]
As much as I dislike you for thumbing down my comments because you opposed me,
this video should be your theme song.
F**k Everything (Jon Lajoie)
User avatar #85 to #84 - captainfuckitall
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(04/28/2014) [-]
You thumbed down my comment first. Check the question mark beside the ones you were thumbed down on; the first one wasn't from me, the second one was a reaction to you thumbing me down.
User avatar #86 to #85 - beatyea
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I posted before you i couldnt of done it first.
still though, nice song, right?
User avatar #88 to #86 - captainfuckitall
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Mhmm! Thank you for bringing it to my attention
User avatar #89 to #88 - beatyea
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Not a problem.
User avatar #87 to #86 - beatyea
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EDIT:
I thumbed up your first one
#77 to #8 - anon id: 4d25ac31
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Thank you. I see too many people, daily, equating mistakes to lack of intelligence.
User avatar #24 to #8 - flareypwn
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(04/27/2014) [-]
This happens to me when I think I've lost my phone, I search for it everywhere,

turns out its in my hand.


I think my brain just gives up on me sometimes.
User avatar #75 to #8 - irevolutions
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(04/27/2014) [-]
you should make an account called brainexplain.
User avatar #79 to #8 - vatra
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(04/27/2014) [-]
I love having a super adaptable mind. I very rarely have moments like this and when I do, I usually figure it out in about half a second.
#83 to #8 - saytwaa
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(04/27/2014) [-]
lost my glasses on my face one time.
#16 - arcticastronaut
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(04/27/2014) [-]
That last line...
That last line...
#71 to #16 - mrbuzzard
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(04/27/2014) [-]
He was his own father. And he was done.
He was his own father. And he was done.
#6 - mordenkrad
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On several occasions I have hung up on calls suddenly after saying "Wait a minute, sorry, can I call you back, I think I just lost my phone"
On several occasions I have hung up on calls suddenly after saying "Wait a minute, sorry, can I call you back, I think I just lost my phone"
#19 to #6 - OldSnake
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User avatar #27 - noisia
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
User avatar #73 to #27 - KevinPutt
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Of all the comments that weren't funny the 80th time around...
User avatar #2 - thechosentroll
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(04/26/2014) [-]
I feel like theses are becoming the new greentexts - either utter ******** or proof that it's indeed possible to be too stupid to insult.
#4 to #2 - vorarephilia
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(04/27/2014) [-]
**vorarephilia rolled image**
They have always been similar, but it shows the clear difference in how both sites function. greentexts don't need bold because the people who read them are usually more patient and probably have a higher reading comprehension

BUT on the other hand.

>be me
>newfag
>still learning the ropes of greentext
>confused
>MFW i realized ">" served as all linking words and conjunctions
>MFW I realized this meant you could compress a movie script down to a few pages at most.
greentext compresses the information, tumblr bolds important bits . both ways save time for people wasting theirs on the internet.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mayihavecaps [OP]
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But all the same, they can make you cry in fury or in laughter, nd sometimes in feels
User avatar #5 to #2 - sladee
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Difference is, most greentexts that get posted here are either funny, feels, cringe or cool storys bro
User avatar #14 to #2 - therealtjthemedic
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Yes, but greentexts are always funny, or sad.
These are just blogs.
They're just what happened that day.
#37 - fareastbrainseer
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(04/27/2014) [-]
"the day I my father was done"
#11 - twofreegerbils
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(04/27/2014) [-]
This is not funny, and if you thumb it up, you should feel ashamed.
#23 to #11 - erotictentacle
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(04/27/2014) [-]
that's a nice picture you got there
#59 to #23 - twofreegerbils
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Are you the one who made it? I know I saved it off here just a week or so ago from a comment that was in reply to me.
Are you the one who made it? I know I saved it off here just a week or so ago from a comment that was in reply to me.
#60 to #59 - erotictentacle
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(04/27/2014) [-]
well, i recently used it after cropping it out, and i haven't seen anyone using any Yamada and the seven witches stuff.

So i guess its mine, but keep using it, at least my small efforts are not in vain!
#76 to #11 - rakoom
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As if humor is objective and not subjective.

I'll enjoy this, so thank you and have a nice day.
User avatar #78 to #76 - twofreegerbils
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(04/27/2014) [-]
ok
#41 - Wahoona
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(04/27/2014) [-]
To the tumblr faggot who is OP
To the tumblr faggot who is OP
#47 - metacobalion
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#48 to #47 - metacobalion
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Comment Picture
User avatar #49 to #48 - douevensax
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I saw it.

We all have those moments.

Let it out, I'm here for ya.
#50 to #49 - metacobalion
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(04/27/2014) [-]
Don't rat me out dude I'll get red thumbed to oblivion.
Don't rat me out dude I'll get red thumbed to oblivion.
User avatar #51 to #50 - douevensax
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I'm not one of those guys, ones that post deleted comments. A-hole move IMO.
For future reference, Mods can see deleted comments. So phanact may be fapping to that porn you accidentally posted.
#52 to #51 - metacobalion
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What other powers do you guys have?
What other powers do you guys have?
#53 to #52 - douevensax
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One Mod found out how to reply to deleted comments. I have no idea how he did it.     
   
Anyways, cool illusion 4 u.
One Mod found out how to reply to deleted comments. I have no idea how he did it.

Anyways, cool illusion 4 u.
#54 to #53 - metacobalion
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(04/27/2014) [-]
That's a cool gif. Take this random one.
That's a cool gif. Take this random one.