Fold paper seats, attach to plane.
Give rides to children's pets.
"Accidental" tear in wing.
Plane crashes, all perish.
Collect insurance money.
Evade lawsuits due to children signing waiver.
I think gamergate is right, SJW's and feminists are wrong.
Let's all brony up like bros and take down those ugly bitches trying to ruin our games and gaming journalism!