HoMoPhObE. .. Ma'm, it would also appear that one of your three kids is a dog. HoMoPhObE Ma'm it would also appear that one of your three kids is a dog
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - slackerbro
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Warning: unpopular opinion incoming:

Nothing against gays, but if this would happen to me, I'd kill myself.
Seriously, the only reason I'd ever have kids would be to selfishly ensure the continuation of my own genes. Finding out all 3 of my offspring to not be up to this task would mean I wasted at least 21 years of my time.
User avatar #9 to #2 - mindofthegiant
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Just because someone is gay doesn't mean they can't pass on their genetics. Lesbians can have children by getting a sperm donor and gays can use surrogate mothers.
User avatar #139 to #2 - ihavenoeyes
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"Nothing against gays, but..." you might wanna be sitting down for this next part buddy
User avatar #11 to #2 - urinarytractinfect [OP]
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i respect your opinion i love you
User avatar #18 to #2 - turian
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yeah cos the only thing this world needs are even more people.

homosex is natures awnser to overpopulation.
User avatar #21 to #2 - ningyoaijin
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Gay people can have kids too...
User avatar #24 to #2 - byobgraffpro
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that just means youre a terrible person and you cant learn to accept your own children
#48 to #2 - incoming
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Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and usually theirs stinks. Pic related mfw all my notifications are like this one.
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and usually theirs stinks. Pic related mfw all my notifications are like this one.
#171 to #2 - swagbot
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I think this is an unhealthy opinion, and I've never understood this kind of thinking:

"Seriously, the only reason I'd ever have kids would be to selfishly ensure the continuation of my own genes."

My brain, somehow, is unable to process the attraction of creating children with my own genetics.

My Perspective?

> I want kids b/c I've always loved guarding / protecting / educating little kids.
> I want a wife because (I dunno I just always have).
> I want both of them at the same time because i love the thought of having a family.

But i never thought of having kids with my wife... and i never thought that kids born from the sex of myself and my wife would somehow be 'special', as opposed to. say, adopted kids.

Is something wrong with me?
Hah... Nope.
#182 to #2 - cabbagemayhem
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I agree with you, but you made a mistake thinking dudes who suck dick for fun might be understanding. They are few and far between.
User avatar #96 to #2 - loonquawl
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Dude, gay people can make their own babies too. I'm sure it's much easier than adoption too.
User avatar #28 to #2 - alfjnn
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Pshh
I'm a fag yo, I totally get it.

I feel the same way. I'd love to have kids, just to continue on the family name, and pass on my genes.

It's kind of depressing that I cannot. But whatever man.
#50 to #28 - anon id: 0e511c23
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Find a surrogate mother, get a sample of your seed, let her carry and have your child. Problem solved, no need to have sex with someone but you still have a child with your genes. Although I'm sure that would be costly, if it really meant that much to you I'm sure you could find a way to budget it.
#77 to #2 - padorak
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You know there is such a thing as donating sperm right?
You or one of the three gay sons can donate sperm and then your lineage will might continue.
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User avatar #157 to #17 - toxicwarning
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with the rest of all the living things in the world
#84 to #17 - anon id: 71626c1f
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In fairness the whole purpose of life is to produce more life.
User avatar #52 to #2 - skullzero
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#51 to #2 - anon id: 9c75d474
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Warning: you're an unpopular cumb cunt
Warning: you're an unpopular cumb cunt
#128 to #2 - anon id: fd19b3c0
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Just want to let you know

You are not genetically related to your sire from 64 generations ago.

After about 64 generations the DNA is so mixed up that without inbreeding there are no genetic similarities.
#46 to #2 - fedexman
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>Implying people are born gay.
>Implying someone didn't have a solution before.
>Implying Hitler did something wrong.

#124 to #2 - anon id: 8c9aaa52
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continue your genes? Unless your famous dude, your genes won't mean **** because in 50 years you won't be remembered. U should want to pass down your morals NOT YOUR GENES! make your children a rolemodel for their (Adopted) children and pass down what you think is right.
User avatar #22 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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as a gay dude there is a possibility that I have like 40 offspring sperm donations ******* places love my jizz
#123 to #2 - furiousmarshmellow
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You don't know what a surrogate is, do you?
You don't know what a surrogate is, do you?
#19 to #2 - anon id: be7eb029
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You're opinion was not only unpopular, it was also wrong.
Congratulations, you suck at having opinions.
#41 to #19 - hitbyadriveby
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ooooo look an anon i agree with
User avatar #118 to #2 - nigeltheoutlaw
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>surrogates
>sperm donations
>egg donations
lel
User avatar #14 to #2 - icameheretotroll
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become a sperm donor then
User avatar #110 to #2 - demigodofmadness
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They'd probably do surrogate stuff.
User avatar #7 to #2 - envinite
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Nothing wrong with hoping your kids to have their own kids thus continuing your genes. That's ******* natural, dude. Just make sure to teach your kids that penis supposedly go into a vagina, not a dude's ass, because heterosexuality is the nature of humans.

The suicide part is a bit exaggerated tho.
#8 to #7 - slackerbro
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Oh I don't know, I compare it to seeing one's life's work ruined and I don't think I'd be man enough to actually accept and deal with it.
User avatar #12 to #8 - insertsfunnyname
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I've always thought nuture took prioroty over nature, so I've always thought I would be passing something on, but it'd more be values and ideas, which are the parts of me I like more anyway.

If you, a donor and/or surrogate could be used.
User avatar #100 to #2 - onewithpokerface
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I understand the logic behind this. Not reproducing in your life time means you're a evolutionary failure. But there's more to life than that. And also humans have evolved to the point where they can sort of trump nature.

Also your hypothetical gay children could always donate to a sperm bank. Get a girl pregnant without ever having to get near her.
User avatar #57 to #2 - lolzordz
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wow i know exactly what you mean. I dont care if FJ thumbs me down, that is the reality for me as well.
User avatar #58 to #57 - lolzordz
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except i wouldnt kill myself, thats a bit much.
User avatar #69 to #2 - drego
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I respect your opinion but disagree with it
#3 to #2 - meatygoodness
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Because killing yourself would help the continuation of your genes
#6 to #3 - sinery
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Best comment I've seen today.
Best comment I've seen today.
#66 to #6 - thebigbadbeest
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how did you get the cool staff Sargent thing next to your name
#75 to #66 - rufflezrgood
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He's a mod, and it's his mod rank
#104 to #3 - hybridxproject
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#4 to #3 - slackerbro
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No, but at that point I'd probably be in my 50-60's and getting a new one would just be cruel and unusual punishment.
#5 to #4 - meatygoodness
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I can understand wanting to continue your lineage, but I think if you actually had gay kids you'd still love them enough not to kill yourself (unless they bad kids). Always sperm banks and foster mothers if your child wants to have a genetic child, which you could recommend while alive.   
   
At the end of the day, your opinion and I have no right to encroach upon it, but I'm sure there are ways to work around things. Gif kinda related
I can understand wanting to continue your lineage, but I think if you actually had gay kids you'd still love them enough not to kill yourself (unless they bad kids). Always sperm banks and foster mothers if your child wants to have a genetic child, which you could recommend while alive.

At the end of the day, your opinion and I have no right to encroach upon it, but I'm sure there are ways to work around things. Gif kinda related
User avatar #10 - gilliam
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Ma'm, it would also appear that one of your three kids is a dog.
#109 to #10 - deckbox
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that dog knows whats up, so did sparky from south park

User avatar #71 to #10 - rundas
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But xhe IDENTIFIES as a gay human!
#25 to #10 - souleaterdrawings
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A GAY dog.
#88 to #25 - RipperMan
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#191 to #88 - anon id: f72125d7
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God dammit, Marty.
User avatar #20 - tittylovin
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Fags are stupid and so is tumblr
User avatar #141 to #20 - popnotes
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ok
#142 to #20 - broale
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#23 to #20 - stannisbaratheon
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User avatar #80 - mattdoggy
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Freaking made up
I hate when retarded fags make crap like this up to make themselves look better
i mean really, look at that picture
you can clearly see the third son is a dog
this makes me sick
#112 to #80 - atma
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I came thiiiiiis close to raging   
 god damn, nearly gave me rage blue-balls
I came thiiiiiis close to raging
god damn, nearly gave me rage blue-balls
User avatar #83 to #80 - darknesincontrol
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maybe the dog is gay too
#31 - SirSheepy
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I don't understand how people got it into their heads that God suddenly loves everything that was ever gay. I don't have anything against gays myself because it isn't my place to judge, but I don't think that God suddenly changed his mind about gay people in the last 6,000 years because of some progressive posts on Tumblr and Funnyjunk.

Then again, gays are treated just as bad in the Bible as people who eat shell fish, and I could really care less what it says in the Bible because I'm atheist anyway.
User avatar #89 to #31 - YllekNayr
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It's not about caring what the Christian god thinks. It's about realizing that despite what he thinks, we should treat people like ******* people, rather than mistakes.
User avatar #91 to #89 - SirSheepy
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I agree with that 100%.
I'm saying that acting like God is suddenly okay with it just because we've accepted it as a society is pretty dumb.
User avatar #92 to #91 - YllekNayr
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With Christians, it's never the idea that god changed his mind. His will is eternal or some ****. It's just the idea "Oh ****, we got it wrong. He always meant this but we ****** up. And by ****** up, we mean that the rest of society is progressing without us and we want to seem less like bigoted relics ."
User avatar #39 to #31 - ivoryhammer
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I don't understand how people got it into their heads that God suddenly hates everything that was ever gay. Aren't we all God's creations? Why would God create something just so he could hate it?
User avatar #168 to #39 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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GOD hates the sin and not the sinner.

Thats where estboro failed to note and where all the damned gay activists who try to shame the Bible failed to note
User avatar #172 to #168 - ivoryhammer
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But God makes them gay, being gay isn't choice, they aren't choosing to be gay, they're being forced to "sin". So God makes them "sin" by making them gay. I really don't get it. Besides, don't Christians and Catholics and all denominations follow the New Testament? I thought the "gay are bad" writings were in the Old Testament, along with not being able to wear mixed fabrics or eat shellfish.
User avatar #184 to #172 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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Better yet, **** it.
Im going to grow the hell up and not troll **** because i dont like it.

I need to be more mature and not bite everything.
it just urks me to see my faith be molested
User avatar #183 to #172 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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But to end my rant i am sorry that i got emotional....as i stated before, everyone is pissed at everyone. I guarantee you think everything im saying is complete ****. As i share the view with yours....this further supports my "everyone stfu and let GOD decide point"

I firmly belive people are not born gay due to science and faith. This causes me to hold the opiniin that gay propagands is a piece of **** and gay supportrs cannot use Biblical texts in any way to make homosexuality seem OK to Christians who know what the **** they believe in.

And yes. Typos. Im on my phone and have huge fingers.
P.s. be mature than me @3am and do not take offense.
User avatar #181 to #172 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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And finally, the ****** support arguments.:

First and foremost, GAY is not a race. Gay rights move cant even hold a baby dick candle to black civil rights.

And one i come across:
People like romans and greeks etc used to be gay and stuff .
but peopel wont let pedophiles do their thing?
those same ******* ancients ****** little kids on the regular WHO WERE CAPABLE OF CONSENT.



User avatar #180 to #172 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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To continue the perspective:

The american Christian bulk is in the southern US. There are way more people ******* up tye gay cause than helpngit. Flaming faggots, drags, trannies, straight people who cater to gays, and the sheer amount of people NOT ciming out but magically turnin gay do NOT help at all. Just like westboro and those like them make Christians look bad. Like ******* make blacks look bad. Etc etc. dont let me get started on gay pride parades

User avatar #178 to #172 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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But i guess i can put "The Christian backlash" into perspective:
-we are all sinners
- i fornicate and am no different than the butt fudger
-christians backlash because the gays wont stfu aboutntheir sin.
-every other sin group isnt bitching.
-its annoying as hell.
- this **** will keep goingnback and forth until the gays stfu.
I only say the gays shoukd stfu because faith us alot stronger than personal cconviction and the christians are gonna reply to everything. Itl be like the 80s when everyone didnt bitch.
User avatar #177 to #172 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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GOD loves us all, it stinks in his nostrils when we wear mixed fabrics , eat shellfish, and do the no pants dance with someone who has the same chromosomes
User avatar #176 to #172 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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GOD doesnt make people gay. There is no proof that people are born that way except for personal accounts.
All that extra stuff like finger length and hormones can be brought about psychologically.
There may be evidence. But there is no proof. You cant make that statement.

And with the last part about the new testament which has nothing to do with the situation at hand yes, we arent supposed to eat it. Yes , we arent supposed to wear it. We do because we are perhaps the biggest hypocrites as a people.

And the reason why it is not to insult at all, man dumb as **** to try to convince Christians to change their views because one part of our Book says this and that can be explained:
Why would i trust Jesus if i dint trust the Book that introduced me to him?
User avatar #161 to #39 - beren
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Okay, not that I am equating the two, but do you realize that, e.g., serial killers are also born with certain tendencies? The same can be said of alcoholics, anger issues, etc. Point is that "God made me this way" is not a valid excuse for anyone's behavior or tendencies.

If we're going to approach it from the Judeo-Christian perspective (herein assumed because of "God" language and its relative popularity in this debate), you have to factor in the theological truths that we live in a fallen world and that all humans have sinful tendencies even from birth. Even if one tries to maintain that the Bible doesn't teach original sin in a culpable sense, it is very difficult to argue that it denies it as our natural inclination.

Yes, we are all created by God again, I'm obviously approaching this from a Judeo-Christian perspective, but you can't forget that second and equally relevant fact that our race has since given itself over to sin.

Finally, I just want to clarify that I'm not trying to argue against homosexuality specifically in this comment but rather against the logic of this specific argument.
#154 to #39 - shrolen
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Don't feel like getting into a religious debate but...
If God is all knowing and all powerful, which the Bible says he is, then he would know exactly who is going to be sent to Hell for an eternal suffering. God would know exactly which of his "creations" would be damned to suffer before even creating them.
Why would God create someone if he knew he was going to damn them to Hell for doing what he himself already knew they were going to do?

How can you say that God does not hate one of his creations when is damning them to Hell for doing exactly what he had created them to do in the first place. If God is all knowing and all powerful, then he is creating people with the intention to punish them. God knows and chooses to create a murderer or a rapist and knows that they will be sent to Hell before he even creates them. This would be similar to someone having a child for the sole purpose of raising them to do awful things and then punishing them for the rest of their lives for doing what you raised them to do in the first place.

So to answer your question " why would God create something just so he could hate it?" is difficult. Most religions say that their God is all powerful and all knowing so the points made above are still usable. Many people might argue that God gives people free will to do what they want and if they sin than it is their fault. But God would already know that someone is going to sin before they ever do so based on how he created them. If people had true free will than you could surprise God with your actions. But because God is both your creator and knows everything that will happen, you can't possibly do so.
Tl;Dr
So, why would God create something just so he could hate it?
1. He might just be a complete dick.
2. He isn't all powerful and all knowing.
3. Or... The God of the Bible was created by people to manipulate people. This would explain why an all powerful God holds the beliefs and opinions that people did 2000 years ago.
User avatar #185 to #154 - beren
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Alright, I'll give this one a shot. However I also readily admit that theodicy is one of the most difficult problems posed for Christianity (or any Abrahamic religion) so I don't expect to magically make it disappear.

Although parts of your argument are potentially disagreeable e.g., that free will is incompatible with divine will (and thus that culpability/damnation is a one-way street)--something which I strongly reject and that is up for debate even among atheist philosophers (that is, determinism vs. indeterminism), I would say that Christianity's main benefit is its ability to see sin and evil in light of the cross. And what I mean by that is this: despite some possibly defensible arguments, we will probably never fully understand why God created something knowing that it would reject Him maybe it's better to let that creature make its own decision, who knows? but as Christians we have a very legitimate appeal in putting the matter back on God's wisdom precisely because of what happened on the cross. Basically, the defense becomes: "If God himself was willing to suffer and die at the hands of these people, we can be sure that He has a good reason for doing so."

I realize the philosophical inadequacy of that argument in that it doesn't look to logic to prove something, but I still think it is the most powerful defense and best argument a Christian has in response to the problem of evil. I know personally that I do believe in deterministic free will (since, I think, indeterministic free will completely undermines the concept of identity, that is, the very unity of the person), and thus I have little problem affirming that people are equally responsible for their own fate. But of course to go back, as you are, to "Why do it in the first place?" I think the best appeal is to simply sit back and realize that you are doubting an infinitely wise being who did this knowing that it would mean His own suffering/death.
#164 to #154 - shrolen
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Beren , care to explain why you disagree with what I said?
User avatar #143 to #39 - reginleif
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Well he DID make Satan....

if you're into these kinda debates. :/
User avatar #40 to #39 - SirSheepy
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I didn't mean to say that God hates gay people. I was just meaning to say that I don't think that God is 100% on board with the idea of being gay just because you're cool with it.

And again, I'm atheist so my opinion probably doesn't mean **** anyway.
User avatar #42 to #40 - ivoryhammer
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I'm just asking that as an open question. I'm not religious, not atheist either, just don't really bother getting into religion. But I always hear people say that "God loves us all", and then they turn around and say that "God hates gays", or "God created everyone". So I just don't understand from any point as to why God would make gays if it hates them. That would be like me putting onions on a burger. I love burgers, but I hate onions, so why would I do it?
User avatar #43 to #42 - SirSheepy
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God hates sin, but doesn't hate sinners.
#156 to #43 - shrolen
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But God makes sinners knowing they will sin. God makes people knowing they will go to Hell.
User avatar #64 to #43 - urinarytractinfect [OP]
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ur not athiest, ur just not educated on religion or beliefs.
#103 to #64 - dffgjhgkdghdkz
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by educated, you mean, "you're just not brainwashed enough"
User avatar #90 to #64 - YllekNayr
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And you're not really religious, you're just a lime with a face.

and a ******* idiot
User avatar #73 to #64 - SirSheepy
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No you're right, there is no room for interpretation in the Bible. The way that you understand/believe it is the only way to see it. Now I see that I'm not atheist, I am a devout Christian. Thank you for enlightening me.
#45 - jabone
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#127 - mrgoodlove
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**mrgoodlove rolled image** what helped me get over my homophobia
#166 to #127 - thelastelephant
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#116 - tombombadil
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<The mom's house on Thanksgiving
#153 - oubliette
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**oubliette rolled image** ...   
   
&lt;----the result of homosexuality
**oubliette rolled image** ...

<----the result of homosexuality
User avatar #27 - wellimnotsure
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3 gay kids...totally...completely believable