Hmmmm
Taylor Swift has 500 songs
about guys leaving her and
songs about blowjobs.
See where I' m
going with this?
about guys leaving her and
songs about blowjobs.
See where I' m
going with this?
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catburglarpenis (3 hours ago) [-] Crackd did a whole doodad about how hello nurse was a genius on her own right and completely competent on every which way, while also being beautiful. She wasn't a my soggy knees victim, she was just a great character.
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calawesome ONLINE (48 minutes ago) [-] Steven universe is one of the worst cartoons ever made. You are retarded for liking it and deserve several blowjobs from piranhas.
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MuahahaOfLore (11 hours ago) [-]
"Last Kiss" is about blow jobs
First line:
I still remember the look on your face
You can't see the look on someone's face as you're kissing them. At best, you can see their eyes. How do we know that Taylor Swift is "kissing" this boy. Look at the title "Last Kiss." We therefore now this song will be about "kissing." So if Taylor Swift is kissing this boy but can see the look on his face, what/ where is she kissing him?
First line:
I still remember the look on your face
You can't see the look on someone's face as you're kissing them. At best, you can see their eyes. How do we know that Taylor Swift is "kissing" this boy. Look at the title "Last Kiss." We therefore now this song will be about "kissing." So if Taylor Swift is kissing this boy but can see the look on his face, what/ where is she kissing him?
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mexifrenchie (7 hours ago) [-]
He's saying she doesn't give enough blowjobs to keep all these men from breaking up with her.
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phannylover (5 hours ago) [-] No, I don't see where you're going with this. All I see is you being a virgin loser who thinks you're owed blowjobs. Try being more like phanny next time and...you know...not be a sexist pig? Kay? Thanks.
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anotherponyaccount (2 hours ago) [-] What, so all pigs are sexist all of a sudden? **** you #NotAllPigs
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thechosentroll (18 minutes ago) [-] You'd think after all these songs about breaking up, she'd make a song called "OK, maybe it was kind of my fault" or something.
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sircrocodile (7 hours ago) [-] Left an amazing girl because she never gave head. Her favourite singer is taylor swift n Lady Gaga. I never told her the real reason I left her... We need female role models to tell girls to blow their man...
