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EATTING
JANE " WEBB? ' I' AGAIN
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Submitted: 11/15/2013
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#1 - leec ONLINE (11/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#2 - dashgamer (11/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I think it's better to just hang on to my stuff than have a victory, a story, or an end.
#25 - cthumoo ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is such 						********					, you'd be terrified if it actually happened.
This is such ******** , you'd be terrified if it actually happened.
#6 - thesmilyingdawg (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #40 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Meanwhile, in reality, you're **** scared of getting mugged.
User avatar #4 - haeckal (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you get maimed, you might spend the rest of your life in a hospital bed or a wheelchair.

Srsly tho, dude, that last part... is everything ok?
#104 - whatwhen (11/16/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Halloween costume ** me 14, got my 1st cell phone, few days later walking from school some random thug approaches said give me your ******* phone, i say no, he hits me into stomach, i kick him to balls take brick and hit his head, hes running away bleeding
#13 - trollxmaster (11/16/2013) [+] (36 replies)
Why i am not scared of being mugged. I never leave the house without this bad boy on my hip.
User avatar #15 to #14 - trollxmaster (11/16/2013) [-]
Is it psycho? I think it is being safe. It is my right to carry. I have not had to shoot anyone, it is more of letting the bad guy know that if he wants my stuff, he has to go through this. I had a bad incident when i was 17 and i was in the hospital for 2 weeks. I think not having protection is psycho.
User avatar #3 - dirtybadger (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>be me 17 year old gym addict from north of england
> walking home from party at about 2:30AM
> walking through rough estate to get to the other side of town i live in
> in the corner of my eye i see 3 medium weight teenagers probably around my age walking quite fast towards me
> hear one shout "oii cunt, empty your pockets and get on the ground"
>i just ignore it and carry on walking
> one gets in front of me and tries to stop me so i just charge past him and push him aside because not really looking for a fight
> another one goes to punch me
> i grab his fist push him back and then swing a left hook into his head
> he drops to the floor not moving or speaking
> the other two run away so i just casually walk off
> wake up the day after and never tell anyone because no one will believe me
#90 - pfccross (11/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
and if you lose and sustain permanent debilitating disabilities that force you to live in pain for the next 20 years of your shortened life? will be quite a story to tell the disabilities social security representative I suppose...
User avatar #47 - xboxperks (11/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Everyone's saying you'd be scared ******** of being mugged, which may happen. But if I were to be, I feel like adrenaline would kick the **** in and make me go insane. If it was knife vs. me, I feel like one dodge and you'd be fine if you can see what'll happen. Gun? Different story.
#64 to #63 - hit **User deleted account** (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #92 - thunderkrux ONLINE (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"...I'll be a hero." Sadly no, in this day and age you'll get either charged with assault or sued by the assailant and get made out to look like the bad guy. With todays sleezy lawyers and our civil courts it really blurs the lines between victim and villian
#81 - fuckyouto (11/16/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>sleeping on the couch because I watched a movie
>Hear noise at door, Must be roommate
>Door busts open, nope not roomate
>punk ass gangster wannabe holding a gun like he is the mother ******* man
>3 others with him all with knives 'Poor gangsters'
>"I know what this is just take what you want and leave"
>white guy "Get the **** down on your stomach or ill stab you in the eye!"
>"No man, I will just sit here just take what you want" 'Not going to put myself in a position where I can be helpless'
>Mother ****** goes to cut my arm '7 stitches'
>Corner of my eye I see a punk black kid pick up the hammer I am using to install hardwood in my condo with
> ******************************* .gif
>Stand up
>Punk ass gun gangster is trying to pistol whip me like a real thug...
>All 4 on top of me trying to get me down
>6'4" 210 lbs not going down just yet
>Finally fall on the table as steel toe boots kicking my ankles and face '9 stiches'
>Still wont go on my belly
>against the wall 'Beating me over the head with ikea products'
>Ingen ko på isen- '12 stiches'
>Talking about killing me
>Looking at them like the **** punks they are

TL;DR
I will advise you not to look like a tool who talks **** unless you have been in a position that you had to react too. Ever man is different and there is no such thing as heroism as your life is being threatened.
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User avatar #36 - aesis (11/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm afraid if I get mugged and take the chance of fighting, that if I somehow hurt the mugger too badly, he could sue me for assault and win.
#130 - jefferyboomhauer (11/16/2013) [-]
I got mugged in downtown Sacramento once.

The guy had a handgun, and was obviously just wanting money for drugs or booze or whatever (he smelt like booze and weed).

I can soundly say what happened next is the ONLY cool thing i have ever done in my life so far...

As the gun was pointed at my face, i was able to calmly ask him "Is this really what you want to do with your life? I only have $8 in my wallet and a library card. I barely can afford my 1 bedroom apartment, plus the bills i have. So, i could very well be you in any given moment when my **** jobs decides to pay me late again."

He then looked at me for a second and ran off into the night.

Seconds after i threw up, called the police and later went home to my 2 bedroom apartment where i watched Netflix all night, ate pizza and and slept in my new bed. All with the lights on.
#122 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2013) [-]
I was robbed once. My face was on the pavement, they even shot the gun off and I thought they killed my friend but fotunatly they didn't. After they ran off I fell back over laughing after my friend said "We just got nig nogged!!" And yes we were drunk too...
User avatar #99 - nintendolover (11/16/2013) [-]
I can't really tell if he's being optimistic or pessimistic.
#35 - vikingfaen (11/16/2013) [-]
I think you'll find OP, when in the moment before you die, you'll see that life isn't so bad after all. Take it from someone who knows.
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