Hippie Kickies. me and a friend were having a conversation about past experiences with hacky sacks in elementary school. needless to say i ended up googleing sc
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me and a friend were having a conversation about past experiences with hacky sacks in elementary school. needless to say i ended up googleing scrotum hacky sack and found this,

Wacky sack"
is , and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.
The hacky sack, or "foot scrotum", is a religious item used by hippies, and
therefore should be avoided by real Americans. It was invented in a
haze by two hippies in Oregon before Ronald Reagan was president (also known
as the Dark Ages).
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The mythical "foot Eh
scrotum" in all its glory.
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Objective
The objective of hacky sack is to get hack. It is necessary to play the game while
high because otherwise it is really boring (like during chruch). It also helps to be
STON DIED OFF YOUR ASS
History
Because the people who play hacky sack can' t remember the last five minutes, the history of the game is rather
irrelevant. However, it is important to note that the first "foot scrotums" were actually a single moose testicle (having
been removed from the moose). The cheerful yarn covering was later added because kicking around a bare moose
testicle was, "A complete drag, man-" so if you dont hack you arent high. And if your not high, your not a hippie.
Therefore you cant hacky sack.
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Submitted: 11/09/2013
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