Hindenburn. Like a, like a, sex machine? Clearly not OC.. DOWN ,. The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, eau de humanity
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#4 - platinuminfernape
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The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.

He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.

So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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User avatar #7 to #4 - faimbot [OP]
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Yes... yes this will do for now.
#15 to #4 - pipeworks
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thank
#1 - faimbot [OP]
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My favourite pun in the comments, gets a sticky, and a lifetime supply of life
#14 - redstonealchemist
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User avatar #12 - weightedtemp
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I would buy this
User avatar #9 - llanox
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Incase anyone cares/is wondering, the second last line means water of humanity
#2 - vaktus
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I'd rather not smell like burning hydrogen.
I'd rather not smell like burning hydrogen.
User avatar #3 to #2 - faimbot [OP]
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It's funny because tech-te-te-technically, it's water.
User avatar #5 to #3 - vaktus
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Hydrogen is only one of the ingredients of water.
User avatar #6 to #5 - faimbot [OP]
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And how does one burn hydrogen?
User avatar #8 to #6 - vaktus
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It must be in an oxidizer, like fire, because nothing can catch fire without an oxidizer. Though, it does mix with oxygen, it doesn't form water because it has to be fully oxidized hydrogen and must have reduced oxygen.
#11 - gunz
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"Eau de humanity"
"Eau de humanity"