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#7 - darkvanquish (11/17/2013) [-]
I always thought the guitar playing faggot was only at my school.
#315 to #7 - zahnrad (11/18/2013) [-]
I had two guitar faggots at my school.

They were my best friends.

They were the only ones interested in music and played music along with being autistic like me.
User avatar #305 to #7 - vigilum (11/18/2013) [-]
We have a piano instead.
But you hear it all over the school.
#274 to #7 - cityoftroy (11/18/2013) [-]
I played bass so I was sorta that guy but... few appreciate bass so I never had an audience.
User avatar #259 to #7 - bensho (11/18/2013) [-]
Yea I was friends with the guitar-playing douchebag, but he played A7X and **** because he would bring in his stratocaster and mini-amp.
User avatar #227 to #7 - rgmayhem (11/18/2013) [-]
I had one in my school, except he was pretty cool, he didn't do it for girls, he did it to practice outside, away from the cancer inside.

I think he was a genius.
User avatar #221 to #7 - drtrousersnake (11/18/2013) [-]
When i was in high school, the guitar playing faggots died out after my freshman year during the rise of the ukulele playing faggots.
User avatar #144 to #7 - thelegitmetalhead (11/18/2013) [-]
Really? Mine never had one.
User avatar #103 to #7 - silasersej (11/18/2013) [-]
Mine is a classic.
He brings his own guitar everyday, smacks down his dickbag ass in one of the canteen chairs and starts playing Wonderwall and I'm Yours.
User avatar #72 to #7 - imcadence (11/18/2013) [-]
we call them globies in my school
User avatar #65 to #7 - kikekicker (11/18/2013) [-]
I have a group of them in mine.
#25 to #7 - supbroskiman (11/18/2013) [-]
I always did some sort of fingerstyle picking like Blackbird (lol) or some blues. but then my bitch of an ex stole my guitar at lunch and started playing some Justin Bieber song with horrible fingering, the chords sounded horrible and she sung along with it...I almost had to burn my guitar after that happened multiple times...
User avatar #19 to #7 - romdadon (11/18/2013) [-]
no each highschool is required to have atleast one
User avatar #20 to #19 - theavatarspupil (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't have one of those here. I mean, I know many guys who are kick-ass at the guitar, but they don't bring them to school to play them during lunch. They do, however, make trades in the school parking lot sometimes, but I've yet to see them play there. I know a guy who writes "I've got a hard life and deep emotions, now ride my pole" poetry guy, if that counts.
User avatar #26 to #20 - romdadon (11/18/2013) [-]
trust me
somewhere somehow
their playing in a hallway attracting a small crowd blocking said hallway
you'll know when it takes a while to get through
User avatar #21 to #20 - theavatarspupil (11/18/2013) [-]
Wow, my grammar is **** when I'm tired. I'm going to ******* bed.
User avatar #27 to #21 - romdadon (11/18/2013) [-]
good night
#28 to #27 - theavatarspupil (11/18/2013) [-]
Good night, romdadon
Good night, romdadon
User avatar #12 to #7 - tonyredgrave (11/18/2013) [-]
I was the guitar douche but I played a variety of music. Reggae to Death Metal. Except La Bamba, I ******* hate when people ask for it.
#155 to #12 - klavi (11/18/2013) [-]
"That'll do it!"
"That'll do it!"
User avatar #83 to #12 - arandomanon ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Dude, can you play La Bamba?
#333 to #83 - itrinx (11/18/2013) [-]
That single ******* question.
User avatar #199 to #83 - tonyredgrave (11/18/2013) [-]
I will find you, and I will give you a stern talking to.
User avatar #23 to #12 - gallusnasus (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I was the guitar douche too. For the first few things on this list, I was convinced OP and I went to school together.

I only played like 6 songs any given year, and each year I'd learn 2 more and forget 2 from the previous.
User avatar #286 to #23 - jibb (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #146 to #23 - bjornkrage (11/18/2013) [-]
jesus christ. i can play guitar, and i like to show it off when i get that one oppertunity, but seriously, have some ******* constraint, will ya?
#148 to #146 - gallusnasus (11/18/2013) [-]
Constraint was something I learned AFTER highschool.
User avatar #71 to #23 - toosexyforyou (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 to #7 - The Last Templar ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
There was this ******** at my school who would bring his guitar and amp and just sit in the cafeteria and play the opening to smoke on the water repeatedly. The worst part about it was the fact that he lived right next to me and was constantly out on his back deck playing the same ******* thing.... for a minimum of THREE DAMN HOURS each day.
User avatar #10 to #7 - jacodpwns (11/18/2013) [-]
I don't have the guitar douche at my school, I have the cool ukulele dude though
User avatar #66 to #10 - kikekicker (11/18/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of those at mine. They're all pollys though.
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