Hey boys guess what?. I wont ever have any kids.. FACT: In the future, I' ll tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds forever. I found a hole in your plan OP. You'd have to be able to have sex first. just kidding
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User avatar #12 - onewithpokerface (05/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The internet was not invented in the 90's you damn kids.
User avatar #13 to #12 - jackmanagan (05/14/2014) [-]
public access internet.

you knew what he meant

dull those edges
#14 - zaphodcoolfrood (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I found a hole in your plan OP.

You'd have to be able to have sex first.
#5 - shadowrated (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - anonymoose (05/14/2014) [+] (10 replies)
So you were born before October 29, 1969
User avatar #36 - fourtwentt (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>in the future

User avatar #1 - neeneevliet (05/13/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Yeahhhhh.... If you are that old you should already have kids, if you haven't you should not take them anymore.
User avatar #6 to #1 - monswine (05/13/2014) [-]
20's 30's isn't too old to have kids
User avatar #19 - pepemex (05/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
The Internet has been there since the Big Bang, we just discovered it.
User avatar #23 to #19 - skipnips (05/14/2014) [-]
#35 - slantedvanity (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Tell them your older than google. It will intensify.
Tell them your older than google. It will intensify.
User avatar #2 - carneymaster ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
the internets first steps were in the 1960s for the U.S military.The wrold wide web was designed by an employee at Cern in the late 80s or early 90s. Prior to this many networks had already been setup and the term internet was used even as early aws the 70s.
#54 - mcmental ONLINE (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Holy **** ! Top 15?! I'm pretty sure this is the high my content has ever got. Thank you guys so much. I'll continue to try to serve up the best Funny I can.
User avatar #51 - froggets (05/14/2014) [-]
Then tell them that back in the days James Bond Golden Eye 007 was considered realistic and high quality graphics! still more quality multiplayer than most games that are released to day tho
User avatar #41 - laxxy (05/14/2014) [-]
plot twist
you will only get granddaughters
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User avatar #10 - pleasantlybaconii (05/14/2014) [-]
The publicly available world wide web is older than me by 3 months.
User avatar #7 - lancasthor (05/14/2014) [-]
Internet, the final frontier.
Gentlemen, you were the brave first settlers on this untamed land.
#22 - allergyadvice (05/14/2014) [-]
Uh, guys, I don't know how much this blog post is to be trusted, but here it goes:

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