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User avatar #26 - qwarthos ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Enter anyone! who's going to stop you? The park staff?
User avatar #42 to #26 - malific (10/06/2013) [-]
They actually have police at the open air locations making sure people don't enter and arresting them if they do.

The non-open air locations.... well they locked the door then spent extra money to rope it off and make signs...

Quite a bit of "funding" went into to shutting these places down due to "lack of funds".
User avatar #61 to #42 - qwarthos ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Seriously? they pay police to guard it but not the people who work there? that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard I can't believe I actually live in this country right now. Thanks for the info sir
User avatar #48 to #42 - Nameloc (10/06/2013) [-]
Would you happen to know if this is true for parks/ trails as well?
A few friends and I want to go to a hike on a mountain, and it's shutdown due to the government shutdown...

We were planning to just go anyways if it's still shut down by the time we go.
User avatar #55 to #48 - malific (10/06/2013) [-]
Mostly likely obvious access roads will be gated or chained off, also there will be no medical/emergency personal (park rangers etc) on premise should anything go wrong.


Whether some one is actually AT these closed gates I don't know. My thought is if you want to go for a real hike you can just park nearby and walk in through a wooded section rather than a road access.... alternately if they have bike trails I highly doubt they would have bothered chaining/monitoring those entrances.
User avatar #56 to #55 - Nameloc (10/06/2013) [-]
Interesting.
And yeah, we do know that there won't be any personal to help.

I guess we should plan a backup in case the route to the trail on the mountain is closed off.
Thanks!
#27 to #26 - Womens Study Major (10/06/2013) [-]
But that would be against the rules.
Mr. Rogers always taught us to follow the rules.
User avatar #28 to #27 - qwarthos ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
there are no such things as rules anymore. Morality, now that is a different thing, there are rules against rape, but morality stops people from actually doing it. And so that is why we should all go down to DC and jump the fences
User avatar #44 to #28 - malific (10/06/2013) [-]
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
#37 to #28 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #37 - vilememory ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Bi-Winning
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