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User avatar #4 - theblargypargler (03/19/2014) [-]
Counts run Counties.
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User avatar #66 to #4 - beautifull (03/19/2014) [-]
Countr then.
#3 - threadz (03/18/2014) [-]
How many ***** do I give?
Zero...AH AH AH
#47 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
HEY ABBOTT!
User avatar #88 to #47 - senseiweasel (03/19/2014) [-]
I hate that guy...
User avatar #123 to #88 - thebaseballexpert (03/19/2014) [-]
i never understood that joke
User avatar #8 - Durp (03/19/2014) [-]
It must take a long time to get that population counted.
1 ah ah ah. Two ah ah ah...
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#14 to #12 - slias (03/19/2014) [-]
The Count from Sesame Street talks like that.
#13 to #12 - gmshini (03/19/2014) [-]
As another American here, The Count from Sesame Street you ignorant goose penis.
#73 to #13 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
Why must thou target thy phallus of thyne geese ?
#130 to #73 - gmshini (03/20/2014) [-]
reference to a tumblr post I saw some time back.
User avatar #11 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
as an australian, I would ike to address the fact that **** THAT *********** MONGREL TONY ABBOTT UP HIS ARSE WITH A MACE DOUSED IN MACE
User avatar #15 to #11 - sketchE (03/19/2014) [-]
isnt that guy the main reason games keep getting banned over there?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sursum (03/19/2014) [-]
Long story short, there was this cunt senator in south Australia.
User avatar #49 to #15 - manofchalk (03/19/2014) [-]
Nup, that was Micheal Atkinson. Basically to pass law on ratings, each of the 5 states Attorney Generals need to agree. This guy wouldn't back down, so no one could do anything until he was gone.
User avatar #38 to #11 - splendiddust (03/19/2014) [-]
as an australian i would like to say WHY THE **** DONT WE ALL VOTE FOR A 3RD PARTY I DONT WANT TO VOTE FOR ANY OF THESE PRICKS
#41 to #38 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
Have you considered Clive, our glorious lord and savior?
User avatar #96 to #38 - sursum (03/19/2014) [-]
Because you vote for the party and its policies, not the individual, in the lifetime of a government, ministers come and go and if recent history is any indication, prime ministers as well.
User avatar #17 to #11 - sursum (03/19/2014) [-]
As an Australian I would like to say **** you, I would take abbot over tucking shorten any day, don't even think about the ******* greens either.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
I wasn't comparing him to the other possible candidates, he's just a huge cunt
User avatar #19 to #18 - sursum (03/19/2014) [-]
What's he done to upset you so?
#21 to #19 - jowiman (03/19/2014) [-]
Search "Abbott" in google.

pick one.
User avatar #33 to #21 - folkflunky (03/19/2014) [-]
I want to know more about why this guy's a cunt and why it seems you'd glass him but Google isn't giving any results so, could you tell me one or two of the worst?
#127 to #33 - jowiman (03/20/2014) [-]
Dumb Environmenty things:
Trying to destroy ********** of tasmanian world heritage listed forest

"If you want to put a price on carbon why not just do it with a simple tax." - Tony. The majority of his party's election campaign was - **** THE LABOR GOVERNMENT'S CARBON TAX- so he just sounds pretty dumb

Trying to slaughter a nice whole hole in the Great Barrier Reef.
“Climate change is absolute crap”




Dumb racist/sexist **** :
Trying to remove parts of the racial discrimination act that stop him (and journalists) from being racist.

Merging Aboriginal Affairs and Womens Affairs, then cutting funding and putting himself (racist, sexist guy) as the head.

"I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons" - Tony Schmabbott

User avatar #128 to #127 - folkflunky (03/20/2014) [-]
"I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons" - Tony Schmabbott

“Climate change is absolute crap”

How did this ***** even get to politics. **** this **** I'm becoming a politician apparently a brain is not required.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sursum (03/19/2014) [-]
You're obviously missing the fact that I clearly am a supporter of him.
#24 to #22 - jowiman (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I didn't want to actually do anything (like google it myself), and figured the possibility of you being a troll would mean my time could be wasted. So i settled for my little joke.

Generally i think it's safe to say (at least to other internet people), that his stance on the NBN was crap
#28 to #24 - crackedpepper (03/19/2014) [-]
could not agree with you more, fibre to the home would of set us up for fast future. fibre to the node is **** and hardly changes the network given the flaws of copper.

******* penny pinching bastards trying to cut costs and add "we ****** labour" to their next campaign
User avatar #50 to #28 - manofchalk (03/19/2014) [-]
I love how the main criticism of Labour (from Liberals) was that they were wasting money.
Its almost like the Liberals don't understand the purpose of ******* taxes. That money is too spend on public infrastructure and services, not make a budget look good.
Now more cash is going to have to be spent to finish the NBN down the line than if we just did it now.
#59 to #50 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
the point of taxes is to spend the money that is collected from the people, not spend the money the people have given you then an extra 240 Billion or million that puts you in debt
User avatar #20 to #19 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
The same things that Mitt Romney did
User avatar #23 to #20 - sursum (03/19/2014) [-]
Elaborate?
User avatar #27 to #23 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
He's not the worst political leader, but he's a cunt.
User avatar #40 to #27 - sursum (03/19/2014) [-]
Thank you for sharing your well thought out political positions.
#74 - tangiers (03/19/2014) [-]
i hate that guy.
i hate that guy.
#110 to #74 - belmikor (03/19/2014) [-]
Came here for this. Was not disappointed.
User avatar #85 - monswine (03/19/2014) [-]
A count runs a County. not a Country. That would be a president or perhaps a Prime minister though technically it would just be ''a government'' because kingdoms and empires are all possible examples of countries. If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? regress.
User avatar #111 - thefunnyside (03/19/2014) [-]
Can someone please explain? I'm an idiot
#114 to #111 - amuzen ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
She's trying to imply he's a cunt but that phrase only works when read aloud and when written out she's just calling him a count.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thefunnyside (03/19/2014) [-]
ahh, ok, thanks.

Why is he a cunt?
#117 to #115 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
'cause the second you get into power and have to make tough decisions you become a cunt
#119 to #115 - amuzen ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Because he's a politician and our government is set up so that the more of a self serving cunt you are the more successful a politician you are until eventually everyone hates you and have to go retire and hide somewhere with your mountains and mountains of money.
#105 - kaboozle123 (03/19/2014) [-]
i have no idea who this guy is. i mean i really know nothing abbott it
#10 - thebeastlyhound (03/19/2014) [-]
>Mr.President
>You can call me Danny
>Okay, Mr.Danny
User avatar #2 - quitrepostingfags (03/18/2014) [-]
If its America its Accountants
User avatar #6 to #2 - jewpacabra (03/19/2014) [-]
If accountants ran the U.S., the U.S. wouldn't be in all of this debt.
User avatar #133 to #6 - quitrepostingfags (03/20/2014) [-]
It would be if they pocket the cash. Out of all the bail outs only 3 or 4 financial firms paid their bailout back, all the while the executives still took large bonuses.
#116 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
maybe a cunt?
User avatar #76 - accalia (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm so fed up with people bagging out Tony Abbott. He was elected by the vast majority of Australians as our rightful Prime Minister, and most of the current finger pointing is as a direct result of the mess that was left by the previous party.
Give the guy a break, recognize him for all of the good things he has to offer, and give him enough time to establish his own history rather than be blamed for someone else's.
#89 to #76 - crickity (03/19/2014) [-]
Before he was elected he tried to sell one of his female candidates based on her sex appeal.

In his first week he abolished the position of Science Minister, closed down the Climate Commission, and appointed himself Women's Minister and Minister for Indigenous Affairs.

In the last few months he has allowed a major coal port to be opened in the middle of the Great Barrier Reef, a disaster which the Reef will likely never recover from.

He's established his own history.
#95 to #89 - edwardk (03/19/2014) [-]
The reef was ****** long ago
We let that ship sail long ago
#97 to #95 - crickity (03/19/2014) [-]
Arguably true. Does that excuse ******* it further? Permanently?
#98 to #97 - edwardk (03/19/2014) [-]
It was already permanently ******
I don't see why we should bother, it'll just be a money sink for something we can't do anything about
#99 to #98 - crickity (03/19/2014) [-]
It wasn't permanently ****** , it's rare that any ecosystem is.

We should bother because, aside from the incredible resource it is as a haven for biodiversity and natural beauty, between tourism and fishing it generates in excess of a billion dollars every year.
User avatar #129 to #99 - accalia (03/20/2014) [-]
But at the same time due to Labor government there is quite a few hard decisions that Abbot has to make, especially if we want to get a beneficial economy again, rather than one sinking further and further into debt, I agree that I do not like the coal dredging project but Labor was originally planning on doing the exact same thing, and might I mention that most of the labor front benchers are now facing criminal charges including Julia gillard who is going to be going through quite a few legal battles in the next few months
#131 to #129 - crickity (03/20/2014) [-]
So elect another party. Nobody else's actions excuse what the Liberals are doing.
User avatar #134 to #131 - accalia (03/21/2014) [-]
We literally have the choice of Liberals or Labor, you vote for another party and your votes by a technicality go towards whatever party they support, its a ******** system that leaves us with criminals who try and take as much tax payer money and put it into their own pockets as possible (Labor) or with people who genuinely do try to help but majorly screw up and are basically a group of idiots (Liberal) so criminals or idiots,
User avatar #81 - skeptical (03/19/2014) [-]
...But empires and kingdoms are usually countries
User avatar #104 to #81 - Gandalfthewhite (03/19/2014) [-]
well empires are more of a collection of countries
User avatar #106 to #104 - skeptical (03/19/2014) [-]
Depends what empire in history you look at
User avatar #107 to #106 - Gandalfthewhite (03/19/2014) [-]
Not really, if an empire isn't a collection of countries then it's not an empire, just a really big ******* country
User avatar #108 to #107 - skeptical (03/19/2014) [-]
Explain Rome and a ******* of Hellenistic empires
User avatar #112 to #108 - Gandalfthewhite (03/19/2014) [-]
The Roman empire was a collection of countries such as Italy, Gaul, Briton, spain, greece, turkey etc. And so were the Hellenistic Empires except mostly eastern countries
User avatar #113 to #112 - skeptical (03/19/2014) [-]
Well bust my buttons
User avatar #58 - stupidffff (03/19/2014) [-]
A Count, duh.
#92 to #58 - meuk (03/19/2014) [-]
WOW NICE ONE THAT WASNT IN THE CONTENT
User avatar #118 - cthumoo (03/19/2014) [-]
Ask Raptor Jesus He sure can dance, though...
#57 - thirsteternum (03/19/2014) [-]
i was thinking countryman....

i am not a clever man...
#51 - riddlerenigma (03/19/2014) [-]
This guy.
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