Hermione Granger. . gardenia: lamba , lightson edsel ', lunatics: seashells: I can' t stop laughing at Harry running the aways, the be}; whe lived ladies and ge
Click to expand

Hermione Granger

lamba ,
lightson edsel ',
I can' t stop laughing at Harry running the **** aways, the be}; whe lived
ladies and gentlemen.
r' realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher en fire when
she was eleven, and kept a persin alive in a jar for a ‘year when she was
fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is pne of the
brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even
wandless, I weild operate to Neptune get away; from her.
Hermione Granger alse:
punched Drape Malfoy in the nese for being an idiot
purposefully performed a charm en whatserface WHILE HE
WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is ******* dangerous)
am literally pulled a ******* Bourne Identity en her parents and managed to
set them up in ******* Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that
she NEVER BUSTED wtf that' s ******* DD?)
up Convinced the Ministry of Magic tcr give her an incredibly dangerous and
volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES ( just
because she was smart, literally, that is the reasen, her "potential")
Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear
to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out plot
with Harry
up Hermione also figures out not only what 1/ claymores plan is, but
generally how beat it, WAY BEFORE EVER DUES. Why?
because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than
everybody else
in conclusion: Valdemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that' s
why he wants kill her so bad.
Can we behave this series with hermione as the protaganist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Fewer of Research and Deductive
Reasoning Make Sure Harry Didn' t Die"
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured **** out and literally ended up petrified
for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure cut that I had the research en
Hermione Granger and "That Time I was a Time Lord"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved
Harry' s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died
Without Me."
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was tee emo actually do **** so I did
**** in his name because I am the pewee behind the throne clearly also PS fought
evil deatheaters and won"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry abaut the Dangers of Copying off
somebody' s else' s work that wasn' t mine and (DH I WAS RIGHT"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do
and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his
ass at Hogwarts"
all of the above Psps
  • Recommend tagsx
Views: 45507
Favorited: 209
Submitted: 11/25/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to grubbug submit to reddit


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#3 - maetira (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ITT: Harry Potter fans circle-jerking.
#20 - thereisaguy (11/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Ron Weasly and How I Met Harry Potter
Ron Weasly and I ******* Hate Spiders
Ron Weasly and My Rat is an Asshole
Ron Weasly and My Best Friend Blows Me Off
Ron Weasly and A Snake Bit My Dad
Ron Weasly and I Got a Girlfriend
Ron Weasly and EVERYONE DIED
#1 - brknsoul (11/26/2013) [-]
******* lost it at "that time i was time lord"
User avatar #24 - redstonealchemist (11/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
when did hermione keep a person in a jar? i don't remember this
User avatar #26 to #24 - lotengo ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I fogot he name, it was that reporter that was able to dig up all the dirt about Harry and put it in the papers.

U know, the one that was able to transfom into a dungbeetle, Hermione figured it out and caught her.
#2 - pleasantlybaconii (11/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Grew up the same age as the characters in the movies. Wanted to bone Hermione before I knew what boning meant i was a late learner by todays standards .
User avatar #4 - captainfuckitall (11/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Hermione Granger and That Time I Was a Time Lord"

What the **** is it with Tumblr and Dr.Who?
User avatar #22 to #4 - sabotagesam (11/26/2013) [-]
" **************** and the ******* Annoying Case of Oversensitivity"
User avatar #10 - tangiers (11/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Uh Hermione doesn't have anything on another girl from the series.
"Trolley Lady and Candy From the Trolley."
#41 - squidamon (11/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Well, this guy ****** her multiple times.
#59 to #58 - iveseensomethings (11/26/2013) [-]
Well, can't beat that logic.
User avatar #11 - daveswin (11/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
If we're being honest I'd bang Hermione
#42 - mitchthegreat (11/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven" She set the end of his cloak aflame simply for the purpose of breaking his concentration, and it was quickly put out. A BIT of an exaggeration.
#36 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd just like to say that whenever I see a post that does an unnecessarily in-depth analysis of a couple lines from some fandom that it makes me hate your fandom much more than I did before seeing said post.
#28 - lotengo ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i would let her violate me with her wand, she's so pretty
User avatar #63 - puremadmentalged (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm starting to think that maybe Richard Hammond was confunded while driving.
User avatar #49 - iveseensomethings (11/26/2013) [-]
Hermione Granger and How I married a Pureblood and made him a house-husand while I had a successful career.
User avatar #34 - thebeerdude (11/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
These guys have no clue what the definition of the word "literally" is.
User avatar #53 to #34 - warioteam (11/26/2013) [-]
It also means "with extreme exaggeration"
User avatar #8 - dinonator (11/26/2013) [-]
not only you steal their posts. but now you steal the comments... im not mad, im getting feels
User avatar #60 - daentraya (11/26/2013) [-]
Read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's a fanfic. It's epic, awesome, witty, humorous, thoughtful, inspiring, and has everything i could ever want in a story, mixed in with a ******* of knowledge and science.
Also, they have mock armies where they fight, with Harry being the leader of the Chaos Legion, where Neville shouts things like BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE and make epic leaps and ****

“I don't want to rule the universe. I just think it could be more sensibly organised.
“To worship a sacred mystery was just to worship your own ignorance.”
"In what weird alternative universe would that girl NOT be Sorted into Ravenclaw? If Hermione Granger didn't go to Ravenclaw then there was no good reason for Ravenclaw House to exist.”
“Professor McGonagall, the Headmaster set fire to a chicken!”
#29 - urapooper ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]

they never altered any timelines they were suppose to be there. It was dumbledore that allowed her to have the timeturner and we know that one else can say no to dumbledore at that time.

I thought It was her idea to go to the forest of dean or did she just suggest the place when they decided to hid in the forest.
#5 - anonexplains (11/26/2013) [-]
"(omfg that is so ******* dangerous)"
Oh yeah, we all know how dangerious is to perfor a confundus charm on someone WHILE HE WAS FLYING

That sounded just plain pathetic and sad.... wow....
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)