HERETICS
All of you damn dirty heretics praise John Cena, but forget who our true lord is. MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE. OHH YEAH!! All you forgot that he saved us all from the rapture. He snapped into the eternal Slim Jim, and defeated Lucifer the morning star in a steel cage match.
" "In the days of olde, there told a tale of a day when the Earth would fall, ascending the Believers to Heaven, and bringing wrath down upon the sinful and the naysayers. But yet, none knew of the valor of the man that would become known to the world as "Macho Man". Macho Man heard the calling of this great event, we had dubbed the "Rapture", and his heart broke for the peoples of the fair Earth. With a great cry, "OHHH YEAH!" Macho Man charged to battle, challenging the deadly Four Horsemen to a match that would ultimately determine the fate of humanity. In a fit of holy rage, he held the great Slim Jims above his dark locks and cried, "YOU WANNA TO GET TO EARTH?! YA GOTTA GET PAST ME!" And thus, a ring was summoned beneath them, the Horsemen accepting his daring duel. "Your souls are damned!" shouted the Horsemen in retaliation! But lo! "OH NO, BROTHER!" roared He, his powerful Slim Jims calling upon the holy wrath of his tingling chest hairs itself! And thus, we were saved. We lived to tell tales and commemorate his legend. Earth did not fall that day, all in thanks to the actions of one.""
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He died on May 20, 2011. The same day the rapture was suppose to happen.
So next time before you Priase John Cena, jut remember who the real hero is
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