Here's Your Sign. . A woman at the grocery store went to the register with these items in her cart: a carton of eggs a quart of orange juice a head of romaine l
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Here's Your Sign

A woman at the grocery store went to the
register with these items in
her cart:
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb. can of coffee
a I lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the
conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing be hind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her
purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this
proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict' s intuition, since she was
indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and
saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have
tipped off the drunk
to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
Well, you know what,
you' re absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you' re uglier than
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Submitted: 04/22/2014
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