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Helpless Victim. When I was a child I saw my cat about to in my brothers mouth and did nothing to help.... Today, my dog faded next to my CPAP sleep/ breathing

When I was a child I saw my cat about to **** in my brothers mouth and did nothing to help...

Tags: Dog | Got | your | ASS | Good
Today, my dog faded next to my CPAP sleep/ breathing
machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it,
and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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I agree, yew life sucks 34730
FEB 13 you deserved it 3113
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Submitted: 06/11/2014
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#18 - Ihazfunkitty (06/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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why do 3113 people think he deserved a compressed dog fart? **** you for having a breathing machine?
why do 3113 people think he deserved a compressed dog fart?
**** you for having a breathing machine?
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#3 - dafuckisthisshit (06/11/2014) [-]
dogs face when
dogs face when
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User avatar #57 to #3 - zeroqp (06/12/2014) [-]
that dog looks exactly like Michael Jackson.
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User avatar #59 to #3 - bannor (06/12/2014) [-]
I've seen this gif so many times, but something about this time just cracked me up. I actually spit on my monitor. Gross.
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User avatar #30 to #3 - irrelevantcitizen (06/12/2014) [-]
Your nick is like the caption of this GIF. mind->blown
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User avatar #44 to #3 - thenamecreator (06/12/2014) [-]
I don't know why but that lick gets me every time I see this .gif
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#25 - Eiza (06/12/2014) [-]
****** MS Paint skills for an even ******** situation
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#4 - applescryatnight ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
fart jokes never cease to be the pinnacle of comedy
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User avatar #29 to #4 - cmkpower ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
It is and will forever be true as the oldest joke in recorded history says: Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.
uk.reuters.com/article/2008/07/31/uk-britain-joke-life-idUKL129052420080731
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User avatar #8 to #4 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Are you Canadian?
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#9 to #8 - applescryatnight ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
'murican, why do you ask?
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#41 - MysticTomatoe (06/12/2014) [-]
Dog's FW
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#6 - superfake (06/12/2014) [-]
damn that made me giggle like a bitch
damn that made me giggle like a bitch
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#45 to #6 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
me too :'D
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#10 - notyaoming ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
My dad needs a CPAP, but he doesn't get one. I think deep down inside his soul, he knows I'd unleash an unholy torrent of stench that would sicken even the most grissled homeless man.
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User avatar #14 to #10 - skakami [OP](06/12/2014) [-]
Truly beautiful.
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#37 - Byte ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
Something similar happened to me. My cat likes to sleep on mine sometimes because the humidifier is all nice and warm. One night she decided to let one slip while I was in slumber-land. My dream even reflected this event. Put in spoiler if you wanna read it. I was riding on the back of a weird truck with no roof, on my way to pick up a pizza or something from Chicago, when The Lich from Adventure Time fell out of the sky and smashed his rotting ass right on my face, and thrusting up and down while screaming "THERE ARE NO OLIVES LEFT!" Woke up to the equivalent of ancient undead ass being shoved in my face and what I would say was a class B nightmare carved in my mind forever. MFW.
Something similar happened to me. My cat likes to sleep on mine sometimes because the humidifier is all nice and warm. One night she decided to let one slip while I was in slumber-land. My dream even reflected this event. Put in spoiler if you wanna read it.

I was riding on the back of a weird truck with no roof, on my way to pick up a pizza or something from Chicago, when The Lich from Adventure Time fell out of the sky and smashed his rotting ass right on my face, and thrusting up and down while screaming "THERE ARE NO OLIVES LEFT!"

Woke up to the equivalent of ancient undead ass being shoved in my face and what I would say was a class B nightmare carved in my mind forever. MFW.
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#46 to #37 - enzothesomething (06/12/2014) [-]
"There are no olives left"
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#64 to #37 - luddethebunny (06/12/2014) [-]
no really this was ******* great "anicent undead ass >
no really this was ******* great

"anicent undead ass >
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#38 - givememoarpony (06/12/2014) [-]
dogs are evil i tell ya
dogs are evil i tell ya
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#13 - jibb (06/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - ubadubba (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm sad to say this happens a lot. Those things suck up EVERYTHING
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User avatar #21 - cellibutthallibutt (06/12/2014) [-]
I have to use CPAP. It's like living in Half Life with a bastard face hugger strapped to your face. Not nice. but arousing
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#34 to #21 - kaboomz (06/12/2014) [-]
dude change game friend
imagine you are living in S.T.A.L.K.E.R

you are in chernobyl
everything is radioactive. thats why you have your gas mask on
people around you could be mutants that want to kill you
and if anyone is annoying you tell them "get out of here stalker"
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#12 - whimwhamwaffle (06/12/2014) [-]
dog's fw
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#55 - milehighpride (06/12/2014) [-]
Dat description tho
Dat description tho
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#36 - carbonlifeform (06/12/2014) [-]
ok so i was on the bus and the blind guy got on with his aid dog (or whatever they're called), and a lady was sitting next to me he was sitting across us and his dog farted so loud i heard it even with my noise canceling headphones on needless to say it smelled really bad i thought she was gonna faint.
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#2 - anon (06/11/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
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#40 to #39 - skakami [OP](06/12/2014) [-]
Don't be that guy.
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#49 to #40 - Orc (06/12/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** What kind of guy was he being?
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#43 - wizi (06/12/2014) [-]
dog's FW
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User avatar #47 to #43 - devex (06/12/2014) [-]
This happened to be posted by me
lol

funnyjunk.com/Fucking+dog/funny-pictures/5179301/
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User avatar #61 to #47 - therockofshame (06/12/2014) [-]
You're not even close to being the first to post it.
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User avatar #68 to #61 - devex (06/12/2014) [-]
who said I said i posted it firstjust stating i posted it
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User avatar #69 to #68 - therockofshame (06/13/2014) [-]
Nothing changes the fact that nobody gives a **** .
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User avatar #70 to #69 - devex (06/13/2014) [-]
no **** sherlock
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User avatar #71 to #70 - therockofshame (06/13/2014) [-]
**** you Watson!
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#60 to #47 - spanishninja ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
that pic is old as **** *****
that pic is old as **** *****
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#48 to #47 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
Its been posted by a lot of people on a lot of websites m8
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#51 to #48 - anon (06/12/2014) [-]
>anon faggot
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#66 - whattheshet (06/12/2014) [-]
**whattheshet rolled image** dogs face when
**whattheshet rolled image** dogs face when
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