Help me prove him wrong. . I told my Friend that I masturbated atleast once every day and he thought it was the wierdest thing ever. Help me prove that most peo Help me prove him wrong I told my Friend that masturbated atleast once every day and he thought it was the wierdest thing ever most peo
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I told my Friend that I masturbated atleast once every day and
he thought it was the wierdest thing ever. Help me prove that
most people do it on a daily basis. Thumb up if you spank your
monkey every day. Thumb down if your Sceptre of love doesnt
get enough attention :(
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - kothaex
Reply +824 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
Haha oh wow you actually fell for that?
It's a joke bro, no-one actually does that ****
You're sick buddy
User avatar #574 to #5 - BigDoktor
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Shagukami??? Why does this exist?
#593 to #574 - kothaex
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Why not?
#112 to #5 - kothaex
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#398 to #5 - anon id: feda62e7
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(07/19/2014) [-]
test your you're
User avatar #127 to #5 - mrswagly
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Is that Ansem Shaggy?
#128 to #127 - kothaex
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(07/18/2014) [-]
>ansem
oh **** ****** what are you doing
#562 to #128 - theydontlikeu
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User avatar #130 to #128 - mrswagly
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Wanna ******* tell me what it is then m8?
User avatar #129 to #127 - kothaex
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
But no, Persona's protagonist Narukami Yu
User avatar #131 to #129 - kothaex
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(07/18/2014) [-]
and shaggy
User avatar #133 to #129 - mrswagly
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I have no idea what that is.
User avatar #138 to #133 - killerliquid
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Google Persona 4
User avatar #576 to #5 - derpingthederps
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/19/2014) [-]
I fap roughly once every three days
#33 - thesaw
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Usually once a day.   
Sometimes two or three times if I'm feeling it.   
   
But sometimes I skip a day, or sometimes even two days. Then the next fap is extra great.
Usually once a day.
Sometimes two or three times if I'm feeling it.

But sometimes I skip a day, or sometimes even two days. Then the next fap is extra great.
#359 to #33 - anon id: ee0b9169
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User avatar #426 to #33 - watyoutalkabout
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(07/19/2014) [-]
try a week
User avatar #326 to #33 - leown
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(07/19/2014) [-]
^this is pretty much the general agenda of every male
User avatar #610 to #33 - strelokkk
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Am I the only dude there who can't fap twice or more in the same day (unless there's one session right after waking up the morning, and another right before going to bed the evening)

Two, or even three, in a row make me disgusted and even hurt my ding-ding-dong
User avatar #693 to #610 - goldenfairy
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Depends on age/etc. Maybe porn has little effect on you? Might be different with different source material.
#495 to #33 - ozziebear
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(07/19/2014) [-]
I go camping for a week or two at a time, so i go for a hike and plow my load in the bush.... sometimes i do it outback (winky face)
#329 to #33 - shallowandpedantic
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#339 to #33 - keltainenlumi
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/19/2014) [-]
Once a week leads to amazing fappings
Once a week leads to amazing fappings
#555 to #33 - sedativechunk
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(07/19/2014) [-]
This comment pretty much sums up the entire conversation of how every man on planet Earth behaves.
#188 to #33 - sovereignty
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
pretty much
pretty much
User avatar #243 to #33 - onlylettersyousay
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(07/19/2014) [-]
Only reason I ever go visit my parents. That next day fap is glorious. Sorry, mom.
#159 to #33 - klina
Reply +56 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
This is quite accurate.
This is quite accurate.
#164 to #33 - nao
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #53 - anonimperiumreturn
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(07/18/2014) [-]
I have no foreskin so I can't fap.

Please describe to me how it is.
#54 to #53 - kanedam
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(07/18/2014) [-]
shut the **** up idiot...

i'm circumsized too, fap stillw orking!
#257 to #53 - anon id: 4581d076
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/19/2014) [-]
you still have your g spot inside your asshole. try that.
User avatar #410 to #257 - matheomaidana
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(07/19/2014) [-]
He will probably need a dildo to reach it.
User avatar #411 to #257 - numbmind
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(07/19/2014) [-]
I wouldn't do it, but if i was unable to get pleasure form fapping, i damn sure would.
User avatar #166 to #53 - klina
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(07/18/2014) [-]
>add lube
>stimulate back end of penis head at area of joining with shaft
>???
>profit
User avatar #169 to #166 - anonimperiumreturn
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(07/18/2014) [-]
I allready tried that too but it didn't help
User avatar #217 to #169 - klina
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(07/19/2014) [-]
You're just inept at pleasuring yourself. Go an hero.
#399 to #217 - incognitoad
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#247 to #53 - dirtysneakers
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Wait... How does that stop you from.. What?
Wait... How does that stop you from.. What?
#354 to #53 - anon id: e0d980dc
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(07/19/2014) [-]
dude, I have the same problem as you.

don't listen to the advice of FJ, they're all a bunch of cunts who think jacking off is like a godsend.

#396 to #53 - anon id: 337d900c
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(07/19/2014) [-]
use lotion.
#401 to #53 - anon id: 529234b0
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(07/19/2014) [-]
dude.... that ******* sucks... i have no foreskin and i whack it about twice a day. and if you dont feel anything when you whack it sorry bro but sex is going the same for you.
User avatar #58 to #53 - andranadu
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(07/18/2014) [-]
i dont have a foreskin either
still fap ferociously multiple times a day
did they like, cut off your entire dick or something
User avatar #60 to #58 - anonimperiumreturn
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
Well I was 3 years old when the operation took place so I guess they cut of more then just the foreskin

I feel no pleasure while doing it



User avatar #61 to #60 - andranadu
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(07/18/2014) [-]
well daym *****
that sucks
User avatar #62 to #61 - anonimperiumreturn
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
Speaking of sucking, I suppose my only option is to suck my own dick
User avatar #63 to #62 - andranadu
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(07/18/2014) [-]
if you can reach
can you like, ejaculate though
is it only the feeling that's gone
User avatar #64 to #63 - anonimperiumreturn
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(07/18/2014) [-]
I can ejaculate put even while ejaculating I feel no pleasure
User avatar #67 to #64 - sciencexplain
Reply +78 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
See a doctor. That's not normal at all.
User avatar #69 to #67 - anonimperiumreturn
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
Well if you say so.
Thanks for the hint.
User avatar #72 to #69 - sciencexplain
Reply +52 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
Trust me, they should be able to help you. Once you are able to feel what you were meant to, your mind will literally explode with dopamine and emotion. It's ******* overwhelming. Usually, they actually recommend masturbation for pleasure every now and then just to ensure that there are no problems involving your genital region, simply to prevent the amount of doctor visits they get. But seriously, go to the doctor. You'll be glad once you find out what you've been missing out on.
User avatar #120 to #72 - klaes
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Good guy sciencexplain helping people masturbate
#220 to #120 - inept
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(07/19/2014) [-]
yeah, gotta hand it to him..
User avatar #547 to #120 - sciencexplain
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(07/19/2014) [-]
What is a man without his carnal desires?
User avatar #573 to #547 - gohex
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(07/19/2014) [-]
productive
#577 to #573 - sciencexplain
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Comment Picture
#588 to #577 - anon id: 85f97fbf
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(07/19/2014) [-]
most appropriate reaction gif i've ever seen.
#337 to #64 - HarvietheDinkle
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Yours is the worst fate
User avatar #585 to #64 - bronybox
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(07/19/2014) [-]
That's not normal, and that doesn't have anything to do with being circumcised, there are no "nerve endings" on your foreskin, its literally JUST SKIN (although weird stuff happens when your older, and it could always be something we just haven't discovered yet). But, circumcision on general does not cause this, and people claiming it does are generally just making an assumption (as you have), it unlikely has anything to do with it.
#659 to #60 - anon id: 67ebe19d
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Maybe youre doing it wrong, just lube up and start fapping, do it untill you feel like something is coming
User avatar #497 to #60 - capslockrage
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Have you ever done it until you finished? the good part isn't when you're doing it, it's after when you finish.
#287 to #60 - anon id: 2c0c8771
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Kinda idiotic that is done at all I mean, why mutilate someones genitals, it causes less stimulation on the shaft and head of penis
User avatar #500 to #287 - georgeojffs
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(07/19/2014) [-]
I'm uncircumsized and i recently lost my virginity. **** foreskin. It makes sex so much less pleasureable due to the tightness of your foreskin, due to it being stretched downwards as you enter. Your foreskin also folds in weird ways with/without a condom. **** being uncircumsized.
User avatar #582 to #500 - bronybox
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This is called phimosis, and to quote:
"Firstly it is hard to clean and may smell. The body produces a white substance called smegma that collects under the foreskin and in the folds of female genitalia. Smegma usually does no harm but it is susceptible to infections that can cause pain and/or odours.
Secondly having sex with the foreskin forward reduces sexual sensations.
Thirdly many men with tight foreskins complain that sex without a condom is painful as the foreskin may be forced back during sex."

It is a common medical condition, not the norm. And it can be fixed.
User avatar #583 to #582 - bronybox
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(07/19/2014) [-]
I myself am uncircumcised, and when I'm erect, a majority of the foreskin simply recedes back, and moves gently up and down during sex, honestly acting like an almost natural lubricant, this is how it generally should be.
User avatar #715 to #583 - georgeojffs
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Holy **** man, thank you. I didnt realise it was an issue. I'll look at the link you gave me
User avatar #579 to #500 - bronybox
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Err, that's a problem you have to figure out on your own, its just a result of the fact that society allows you to have sex much later than when we were more uncivilized or whatever, and thus, sometimes, at younger ages your foreskin is tighter. I assure you it will not remain this way, and for most men it is not this way in the first place, but you can definitely do a lot to fix that, I assure you it is not a permanent issue.

Here's a forum to give you more insight on how you can help that, its simply because your foreskin has basically remained in a non-active state and was never stretched/loosened: www.healthboards.com/boards/mens-health/178155-stretching-fix-tight-foreskin-phimosis.html
User avatar #297 to #287 - demcupcakes
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(07/19/2014) [-]
some for religion but its considered cleaner
User avatar #673 to #60 - sharklazers
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Sue the jew who chopped half your dick off
User avatar #216 to #58 - nought
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(07/19/2014) [-]
"andranadu has no freskin"
interesting........
*scribbles in andranadu section of stalker notebook
User avatar #492 to #216 - pizzaweed
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(07/19/2014) [-]
*nought knows that andranadu has no foreskin*
*and he stalks andranadu and keeps a notebook of his habits*
Interesting..........
*scribbles in nought section of stalker notebook*
#676 to #58 - corruptdog
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User avatar #670 to #58 - tranquilizer
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(07/19/2014) [-]
*awkward cough*


This may just be a hole in my vocabulary but being circumcised doesn't mean getting rid of the whole foreskin... does it?
User avatar #331 to #58 - weniscake
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(07/19/2014) [-]
he's a super jew
#597 to #58 - anon id: 18bbd5fd
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It's a common problem with people who lack foreskin that they can't masturbate without lube, people with foreskin might already know the feeling of getting a bad handjob from a girl who first pulls the skin all the way down, then starts going to work. Which is just so absolutely wrong and hurts every 1/3 strokes.

The foreskin is there to reduce friction problems, most pieces of your body have a function you know.

You can religion nutjob/pseudo science all you want to, I think removing the foreskin should be something for an adult to decide, not an infant.

The health part is, closed off gaps like the foreskin might become infected... which can be a problem if you don't believe in the concept of showering by the very least once a week.
#83 - crossbowairrifle
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(07/18/2014) [-]
Pathetic attempt at thumbwhoring. THUMB IF YOU BREATHE
#420 to #83 - pootington
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Say what you will, but damned if it didn't get results.
#543 to #83 - anon id: 9abc85c8
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It's not thumb whoring. We are just trying to prove a point to some judgmental **** lord that probably does it anyway and doesn't want to admit it.
It's not thumb whoring. We are just trying to prove a point to some judgmental **** lord that probably does it anyway and doesn't want to admit it.
#356 to #83 - ohshoot
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Here, this gif is great.
Here, this gif is great.
#545 to #356 - crossbowairrifle
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Thanks friend
Thanks friend
User avatar #428 to #83 - nought
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(07/19/2014) [-]
shiiiiiit I thought I was the only one
I was like wtf am I doing with my lungs
glad to know I'm not the only one
#75 - numbmind
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(07/18/2014) [-]
What do you expect from me, nobody else is willing to touch it.
What do you expect from me, nobody else is willing to touch it.
#594 to #75 - macbookfan
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(07/19/2014) [-]
"I'm really unattractive / no girl will ever want me / TFWNOGF" + 150 thumbs.


Wow, what a nice day at VirginJunk.
User avatar #575 to #75 - gohex
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tbh you're never satisfied even if someone else does occasionally. you always want more and you miss DIY 'cause you know how to do it best.
#242 to #75 - kebabman
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(07/19/2014) [-]
That's what you think
#190 to #75 - talked
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"And I masturbate cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to **** me."

-Bo Burnham
User avatar #210 to #190 - wobblewub
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(07/18/2014) [-]
[Angry piano smashing]
#493 to #190 - pizzaweed
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/19/2014) [-]
Here you are
Here you are
User avatar #88 - laserninjashark
Reply +139 123456789123345869
(07/18/2014) [-]
>go to website filled with wankers
>ask them if they wank

whoa! they do!
User avatar #22 - Sworley
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(07/18/2014) [-]
where is the thumb for me to agree i choke the chicken everyday, but not wanting to press thumb up because this isnt youtube or facebook
User avatar #105 to #22 - misanthrizzle
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(07/18/2014) [-]
how would this be at all different if you were on facebook or youtube?
#31 - infinitereaper
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(07/18/2014) [-]
I'm trying to reduce it once ever 3 days
I'm trying to reduce it once ever 3 days
User avatar #171 to #31 - nukethem
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Try once every two weeks!
#325 to #31 - RipperMan
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(07/19/2014) [-]
four tits?

thats just sick
User avatar #520 to #325 - Bion
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(07/19/2014) [-]
One for each of your hands
User avatar #347 to #31 - welliguessitsaname
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why
User avatar #530 to #31 - wolfspider
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soURCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
User avatar #559 to #530 - stringfingerable
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(07/19/2014) [-]
Space Dandy.
User avatar #44 to #31 - crazylance
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(07/18/2014) [-]
This gif confounds me.
User avatar #48 to #44 - syfygeek
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User avatar #355 to #31 - garymotherfingoak
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thats a good goal
User avatar #683 to #31 - lordgeneral
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(07/19/2014) [-]
man, the new elder scrolls game looks great
#50 to #31 - shnjabs
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(07/18/2014) [-]
im working on reducing it to 3 times a day
#272 to #31 - Freelon
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Thank you
User avatar #37 - fuzzysixx
Reply +52 123456789123345869
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2-3 times a day. On days off it can get really out of hand
#68 to #37 - anon id: 6729261a
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If you know what I mean?
#334 to #37 - norwegiandude
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#335 to #37 - norwegiandude
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Don't you mean "in hand"?
User avatar #4 - dafuckisthisshit
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(07/18/2014) [-]
i would say i do it about 1.43 times a day on average
User avatar #168 to #4 - pyjamadog
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how can you .43 times jack-off
User avatar #174 to #168 - goobyman
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i hope you got the joke and i'm replying to an obvious fake-troll:
1.43 comes from average let's say if you masturbated 10 times one day and then not again for a week you'd get 10/7 which is 1.42857142857 times per day.
OFF TO THE UNIVERSE OF OBVIOUSNESS
User avatar #193 to #174 - dafuckisthisshit
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its actually more like maybe 1-2 times a day, not so much on weekends
User avatar #194 to #193 - goobyman
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just providing a mathematical example
User avatar #198 to #194 - pyjamadog
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thank you for the effort, kind goobyman
User avatar #636 to #168 - didactus
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(07/19/2014) [-]
It's approximately 10 times a week since 1.43x7 is 10.01
User avatar #270 to #168 - sundizzle
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simple, you start some time before midnight, finish a couple minutes after
the only catch is having to finish 43% exactly before midnight