Help me prove him wrong. . I told my Friend that I masturbated atleast once every day and he thought it was the wierdest thing ever. Help me prove that most peo
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Help me prove him wrong

I told my Friend that I masturbated atleast once every day and
he thought it was the wierdest thing ever. Help me prove that
most people do it on a daily basis. Thumb up if you spank your
monkey every day. Thumb down if your Sceptre of love doesnt
get enough attention :(
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Submitted: 07/18/2014
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#5 - kothaex ONLINE (07/18/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Haha oh wow you actually fell for that?
It's a joke bro, no-one actually does that ****
You're sick buddy
#33 - thesaw (07/18/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Usually once a day.   
Sometimes two or three times if I'm feeling it.   
   
But sometimes I skip a day, or sometimes even two days. Then the next fap is extra great.
Usually once a day.
Sometimes two or three times if I'm feeling it.

But sometimes I skip a day, or sometimes even two days. Then the next fap is extra great.
User avatar #53 - anonimperiumreturn (07/18/2014) [+] (45 replies)
I have no foreskin so I can't fap.

Please describe to me how it is.
User avatar #58 to #53 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (07/18/2014) [-]
i dont have a foreskin either
still fap ferociously multiple times a day
did they like, cut off your entire dick or something
#83 - crossbowairrifle (07/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Pathetic attempt at thumbwhoring. THUMB IF YOU BREATHE
#75 - numbmind ONLINE (07/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
What do you expect from me, nobody else is willing to touch it.
What do you expect from me, nobody else is willing to touch it.
User avatar #88 - laserninjashark (07/18/2014) [-]
>go to website filled with wankers
>ask them if they wank

whoa! they do!
User avatar #22 - Sworley ONLINE (07/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
where is the thumb for me to agree i choke the chicken everyday, but not wanting to press thumb up because this isnt youtube or facebook
#31 - infinitereaper (07/18/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I'm trying to reduce it once ever 3 days
I'm trying to reduce it once ever 3 days
User avatar #37 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (07/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
2-3 times a day. On days off it can get really out of hand
User avatar #4 - dafuckisthisshit (07/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
i would say i do it about 1.43 times a day on average
#57 - mikexb (07/18/2014) [-]
Once a day? What a ******* casual...
User avatar #3 - hashtronaut (07/18/2014) [+] (10 replies)
HEY GUISE GIVE ME THUMBS LOLMASTURBATION

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#557 - sedativechunk (07/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
An orgasm a day keeps the spontaneous erections away.
An orgasm a day keeps the spontaneous erections away.
#192 - enzothesomething (07/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Who in the **** doesn't grease their doorknob everyday?
#111 - semifreddo (07/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You guys are horny 						*******					.
You guys are horny ******* .
User avatar #12 - theforklift (07/18/2014) [-]
I do it once a week, so the sensation doesn't feel weak.
User avatar #14 - MisfitsFan (07/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When a girl tells me beating off is gross, i say "You dont understand, i make love to my hand, so i dont need you honey, cause i beat my dick like it owes me money"
#17 to #14 - darthfox (07/18/2014) [-]
Charlie Murphy!
User avatar #313 - sinconn (07/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This is content? Jesus **** , FJ, get your ******* **** together, you lonely nerds.
#132 - breadposter (07/18/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Bread doesn't have genitals.   
   
But you can poke holes in it.
Bread doesn't have genitals.

But you can poke holes in it.
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