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Hell

The following is reputed tn he an actual question given on a University of
Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was an "profound" that the professor shared it
with , via the Internet, which is, of course, why we new have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Henna Questing: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) er
heat)?
Most the students wrote garnets of their beliefs using Engle’ s Law (gas
when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, mete the following:
First, we need to knowhow the mass of Hell is in
time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are
moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving,
which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that
anee a snel gets to Hell, it will net leave. Therefore, souls
are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let' s
look at the different whines that exist in the world today,
Meat of these religions state that ifyou are not a member
of their religion, yen will go tn Hell. Since there is mere
than one of these religions and since penguin do not belong
to mere than one religion, we can project that all souls m to
Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. New,
we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle' s Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has tn
expand as seals are added.
This gives two possibilities:
h, If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which settle enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure
in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks laese.
a, If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes ever.
Ewe accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, 'It will be a mid day in Hell before I
sleep with you,' and take inte amount the fact that I slept
with helgast night, then true, and thus
I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already french
ever. The corollary of this meaty is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any mere
souls and is therefore, only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which
explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my
This student received an he
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