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Today, as I was taking put the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor during the same. In a rush up get put bevare he
went back Inside, I slipped an my porch. I passed put and wake up with a new an my chest saying, n
unlocked your deer but you were ten heavy up drag Inside". PML
I agree. your life sucks {} - you deserved ) NF
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#6 - icewraith
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#113 to #6 - furiousmarshmellow
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#119 to #6 - newdevyx
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User avatar #128 to #127 - newdevyx
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I don't care much about that, by the way, are you aiming to -400 level too?
#129 to #128 - icewraith
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User avatar #130 to #129 - newdevyx
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oh, okay then.
#93 to #6 - yuukoku
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Woah. Where did that come from?
Woah. Where did that come from?
#24 to #6 - hoursofglass
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#77 to #6 - psychoticartist
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User avatar #8 to #6 - symmiie
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Except for... No?
User avatar #84 to #6 - aceofshadows
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But she didn't.
#96 to #6 - jjcoffee
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you must be fun at parties
#41 to #6 - milkandboners
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#42 to #6 - gustapo
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#38 to #6 - vivalavidya
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The bitterness is strong with this one
The bitterness is strong with this one
#35 to #6 - fannypackattack
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#17 to #6 - Hoobling
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Women haven't been good to you, have they?
Women haven't been good to you, have they?
#7 to #6 - canadianbetamale
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#43 to #7 - gustapo
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User avatar #3 - accountabilibuddy
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top comment: "At least you already had ice for that burn." :p
User avatar #98 to #3 - mcmilldog
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Why did you Say top comment and then put it in quotation marks?
User avatar #101 to #98 - kandazz
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Because it was the top comment on that site.
User avatar #126 to #98 - accountabilibuddy
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I saw the top comment on fmylife and didn't want to take credit for someone else's funny
#102 to #98 - scottknight
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He's a wizard
#13 - MrDeadiron
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At least I have a good personality.
#47 to #13 - rubiksdodecahedron
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#15 to #13 - josieabby
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I'm sure you have a great personality.


(That was NOT sarcasm, btw.)
#10 - josieabby
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Don't mind me.   
Just walkin' my cat.
Don't mind me.
Just walkin' my cat.
#1 - kingpinkie
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damn   
2/10   
doesnt even lift
damn
2/10
doesnt even lift
#57 to #1 - pkrbarmovie
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Maybe she was morbidly obese...
User avatar #62 to #57 - infamoustrapper
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I wouldn't doubt it
#11 - josieabby
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#25 to #23 - josieabby
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I wouldn't the baby to be bitten either, but don't you think that's a little extreme?
I wouldn't the baby to be bitten either, but don't you think that's a little extreme?
User avatar #56 to #23 - Encarna
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Dunno about you but that baby looks like he's enjoying himself to me.
User avatar #26 to #23 - schneidend
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A pug that is playing couldn't hurt that kid.
User avatar #118 to #23 - niggasaurus
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Thumbing you up so you don't get the negative levels you want hurts me
User avatar #87 to #23 - spceinvdr
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contaminated win? not for long with those kind of comments
User avatar #97 to #11 - miscarriage
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wait how's this relevant

like

dragging, i guess?
#4 - oxYKellark
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HAHA fat people.
HAHA fat people.
#99 to #4 - jjcoffee
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fat chicks need love too
fat chicks need love too
User avatar #9 to #4 - symmiie
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Dat gif quality.
#115 to #9 - metalmilo
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Seriously that frame rate is beautiful.
Seriously that frame rate is beautiful.
User avatar #12 to #4 - xgreenmaidenx
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or really weak guy (or both)
#19 - anon id: bf3be5df
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If she wants to get his attention she should lose some damn weight. No one likes fat chicks. They're ******* disgusting.
#37 to #19 - swiggityswooty
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So euphoric... so alpha.
#40 to #19 - anon id: 8f1b42da
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how's that neckbeard going?
#48 to #40 - anon id: bf3be5df
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I don't have a beard on my neck... or my chin... or a mustache. I shave every day.
User avatar #82 to #19 - aceofshadows
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What about fat men?
#120 to #82 - anon id: bf3be5df
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Also disgusting. People should try to be healthy. But men don't need to constantly be attractive like women do. It's a woman's job to look good at all times.
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Someone does like fat chicks. Personally I can like a chubby girl, but I draw the line at fat. I'm not exactly a ripped underwear model myself, but I'm not fat either
#121 to #88 - anon id: bf3be5df
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Chubby is ******* disgusting too. You're sick.
User avatar #131 to #121 - Kairyuka
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I'm actually not ill right now, but thanks for the concern!
#45 to #19 - manofiron
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The **** did you just say about fat chicks?
#49 to #45 - anon id: bf3be5df
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I said that they're ******* disgusting.
User avatar #63 to #49 - manofiron
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Oh, sorry, I would probably care about what you had to say, if you weren't hiding behind posting as anonymous.
#79 to #63 - anon id: bf3be5df
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Why are people on this site obsessed with having an account like it makes you special or something? It doesn't. It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is what i'm saying. My identity isn't what's important here.
#80 to #79 - anon id: 39e9c6ee
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Maybe because any random faggot can say whatever he wants, and not have to worry because he's posting as anonymous. People have more respect for those who actually say things on their account.
#124 to #80 - anon id: bf3be5df
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I'm standing by what i'm saying. I'm right the **** here defending it.
#22 to #19 - kanedam
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a lot of guys like big women (and i dont mean tall, but broad)
even though its not my taste
#30 to #22 - anon id: bf3be5df
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And they have a special word for them. Chubby chasers. They need to be identified as something DIFFERENT because it isn't normal. They have a fat FETISH. A fetish is loosely defined as something that isn't really sexual that someone finds sexually attractive. It isn't normal.
#32 to #30 - kanedam
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no... a fetish is defined as getting aroused by something that in itself isnt sexual and that turns you on more than the partner. (like, if you get turned when your gf wears heels its not a fetish, but if the heels turn you on and the gf is just something to put them on then its a fetish)
User avatar #50 to #32 - departed
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It means something that isn't genetalia. Digging fat chicks is a fetish.
"any object or nongenital part of the body that causes a habitual erotic response or fixation."
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#59 to #50 - kanedam
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fetish
1. An object thought to have magical, especially magically sexual, powers
2. A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object. EX. socks, horses, monkeys, pain, bondage
- urban dictionary

1a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.:a man with a fetish for surgical masks a foot fetish some may have fetishes, like dressing up in women’s clothes Victorian men developed fetishes focusing on feet, shoes, and boots
an excessive and irrational devotion or commitment to a particular thing:men will never understand a woman’s fetish for shoes and handbags the western fetish for all things North African
2an inanimate object worshipped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit.
- oxford dictionary

1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.
2. An object of unreasonably excessive attention or reverence: made a fetish of punctuality.
3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
4. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation.
- the free dictionary

a lot of definitions that doesnt just mean: nongenital part of the body. It's about the necessity of a particular thing to get aroused
User avatar #74 to #59 - departed
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Well I think my point still stands.
#39 to #32 - anon id: bf3be5df
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... how the **** is your definition that much different than mine?

"something that isn't really sexual that someone finds sexually attractive"
"getting aroused by something that in itself isnt sexual and that turns you on "

We said the same ******* thing in different ways...
#46 to #39 - kanedam
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you forgot the AND part:
and that turns you on more than the partner.
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#31 to #21 - anon id: bf3be5df
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And you're ******* disgusting.
#34 to #31 - thesoulseeker
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#61 to #19 - sebbiechan
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No one likes an asshole, dude.
#75 to #61 - pavenater
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Idk dude. The ladies like ass holes
#78 to #61 - anon id: bf3be5df
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I'm just being honest. Fat bitches are ******* disgusting. What good is an unattractive girl?
#81 to #78 - newforomador
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I can tell you right now they do more good than you.
I can tell you right now they do more good than you.
#123 to #81 - anon id: bf3be5df
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Definitely not. I actually look decent. I'm in shape. I'm not a ******* body builder but i'm in shape and look pretty ******* good. I actually like to be healthy unlike some people.
#85 to #78 - sebbiechan
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But I bet you think it's okay for a man to be fat.
#122 to #85 - anon id: bf3be5df
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Oh no. Everyone should be a healthy weight. Be healthy.

But a man doesn't need to look constantly sexy like women do. A woman's job is to look good at all times. What good is an unattractive girl?
#27 - doctorprofessornv
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Since she said he's cute he was probably in semi-decent shape. If she's too heavy for him to even drag through a door a few feet away, she must be truly gargantuan. Although he's kind of an asshole for leaving an unconscious person out in freezing conditions completely unattended.

-hfw she's too heavy to drag
User avatar #114 to #27 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Saved your reaction pic. Here's a thumb.
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#20 - hakuna
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atleast you already had ice for that burn