Heartbroken... hai. this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad 1 that is a pomegranate no this is a human heart after heartbreak can' t veu read. I wonder what my grapes would be after a heartbreak? Heartbroken hai this a real human heart after heartbreak so sad 1 that is pomegranate no can' t veu read I wonder what my grapes would be heartbreak?
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#2 - geometric
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(12/21/2013) [-]
I wonder what my grapes would be after a heartbreak?
I wonder what my grapes would be after a heartbreak?
User avatar #111 to #2 - incoming
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Cut a grape in half, stick it in the microwave and watch.
#3 to #2 - include
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Raisins.
#5 to #3 - jonraytall
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User avatar #51 to #5 - thestagg
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(12/21/2013) [-]
Looks like someone forgot leg day!
#57 to #51 - brotunno
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"Forgot"
User avatar #58 to #57 - thestagg
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I don't know if I'm being thick, but I don't understand the point you're trying to make. Please explain.
User avatar #59 to #58 - brotunno
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Oh lol sorry i could have been more clear, its just that a lot of people who lift despise leg day and make excuses not to do leg day. So its like I guess he "forgot" leg day. No one forgets it, they just hate it!

User avatar #60 to #59 - thestagg
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Ahhhh ok! I get it now. Personally I quite enjoy leg days, maybe thats why I didn't get it.
User avatar #23 - orrisic
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Can we get tumblr cancer off FJ?
User avatar #76 to #23 - irevolutions
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(12/21/2013) [-]
Hopefully
FJ used to never be like this, but with all of these new users, it isn't looking too good.
#121 to #76 - desacabose
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(12/22/2013) [-]
This guy is right, we need more rage comics about 1337 trolls www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ragecomics/Troll+mind+game/RBtzDEO/ , hell lets' get all out amazing le gag posts www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ragecomics/random+rage+comic/wxTLGjk/ , or our tells of the human emotions www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ragecomics/Waitress+rage/iMGwDvZ/ , as matter of fact we need more tardassa let's get her back too
#123 to #23 - nickypickle
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"Hey, I was thinking... despite the thousand and one hundred users thumbing this up because its funny, its still bad, because I said so. So... can we like stop?"

Hell yeah niqqa, we need to bring back the epic meymeyz and image macros that was posted in 2009 because they were all SO much more original
User avatar #125 to #123 - orrisic
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........
User avatar #63 to #23 - rockamekishiko
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80% of fj is just cancer lately
#29 to #23 - exceeding
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User avatar #52 to #29 - steammadewalrus
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THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN
User avatar #56 to #29 - lamarisagoodname
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THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN
User avatar #8 - notpolite
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Fun fact: In swedish it's called GrenadeApple.
#10 to #8 - lordhelmchen
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(12/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: in german it's called Granatapfel.
#143 to #10 - anon id: c4f51c35
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(12/22/2013) [-]
Fun fact, in English we call it HOLY MOTHER OF GOD LOOK AT THIS MOTHER ******* FRUIT THIS DELICIOUS LITTLE ****** IS A RUBY MINE OF DELICIOUSNESS.
User avatar #12 to #8 - ragnagna
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Fun fact: In french it's just called Grenade.
#14 to #12 - wheres
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Fun fact, pomegranate is taken from french
Pome - pomme - apple
granate - grenade
#18 to #8 - anon id: 8334add7
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None of these facts are very fun.
User avatar #30 to #8 - pinkhugs
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in Portugal we call it Romã >.>
User avatar #61 to #30 - pulluspardus
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in arabic its called Romana.
User avatar #66 to #8 - tehfalconguy
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Fun fact: Grenades are actually named after the fruit. i think i heard it on mythbusters
User avatar #69 to #66 - toxiic
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So is the color orange, disproving the whole "why are carrots more orange than oranges?"
User avatar #53 to #8 - destroyerofcunt
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im french and we call it pomme grenade which translate to apple grenade.
User avatar #19 to #8 - sirbutterballs
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In Spanish it's just called grenade.
User avatar #13 to #8 - preshmilk
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Fun fact: In Australia it's actually a spider.
#6 - traffy
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I would eat it
#9 to #6 - pebar
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pomegranates are the most delicious fruits ever
pomegranates are the most delicious fruits ever
#105 to #9 - anon id: 711ef0ca
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oh really? you're brother told me his coach's son was a very tasty fruit too.....that's how he got that "A" in phys-ed....
User avatar #11 to #9 - traffy
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you clearly haven't tried a human heart after heartbroken
User avatar #21 to #11 - pebar
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I would probably eat a human heart if it was offered to me
User avatar #131 to #21 - thesinful
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They need hot sauce to be edible.
#27 - jjcoffee
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just made me hungry, i love pomegranates
just made me hungry, i love pomegranates
User avatar #134 to #27 - hoponthefeelstrain
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What do they taste like? and do you eat the seeds? I've always wanted to try one I just ******* hate new things. (military parent so I moved every 2-3 years and I hated it)
User avatar #137 to #134 - asasqw
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The seeds are very sweet. Avoid the juice unless you like very VERY bitter things. Juice is good if you cut it with something sweet though.
User avatar #138 to #137 - hoponthefeelstrain
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do you just suck on the seeds or chew them? I really want to eat one now.
#140 to #138 - asasqw
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You can find this at any major supermarket chain. Pomegranates are a fall crop so there should still be some.
#139 to #138 - asasqw
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Crack a ****** open and grind the seeds with your teeth till the future plant's sweet nutrients till you absorb it's lifeforce
User avatar #33 to #27 - royalwerewolf
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Stain like ************ though
#113 to #27 - deckbox
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i drink pomegranete juice however its like £3.65 a bottle, its kind of crazy
#114 to #113 - jjcoffee
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yeah, pom wonderful, i love that ****
yeah, pom wonderful, i love that ****
#116 to #114 - deckbox
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(12/22/2013) [-]
************ pom me
#115 to #114 - deckbox
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it is, but my wallet it bleeds, i get like Blueberries and walnuts too, that sort of **** is crazy expensive after a while.
#55 to #27 - areandara
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#133 to #55 - namedoesntexist
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#103 to #55 - thewoozlewaazle
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Sauce?
#77 - connorthewizard
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User avatar #50 - herecomesjohnny
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Pomegranates are the symbol of the heart in greek mythology. Just throwing this out there.
User avatar #83 to #50 - lyiat
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Try again. It's a symbol of fertility, abundance, and the womb. Not the heart.
User avatar #86 to #83 - herecomesjohnny
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In the Greek myth of Persephone's abduction by Hades, lord of the underworld, the pomegranate represents life, regeneration, and marriage.[1]
User avatar #88 to #86 - lyiat
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Yes, it was used in Greek marriages as a form of celebration. Hades wouldn't let her go due to her consumption of the fruit, which made them married. The reason the fruit was consumed was due to the fact that it promoted health and 'fruitfulness'. It's not a symbol of the heart. They thought it helped make babies.
User avatar #89 to #88 - herecomesjohnny
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that wasn't me, i copypasted this quote off a site.
User avatar #128 to #89 - theghostrider
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Well, if you did copy the quote, it means you agree with it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - herecomesjohnny
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yeah, that's what i remember from lyceum
#117 to #89 - bigsteamingpile
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Holy ****. That is the perfect response.
Holy ****. That is the perfect response.
User avatar #85 to #83 - herecomesjohnny
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i won't try again, hades gave demeter's daughter pomegranate seeds to make her stay. We studied that it's (could have been, i'm no scholar) symbolism for heart.
User avatar #44 - icameheretotroll
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Pomegranates are both super tasty and super healthy but holy **** they're pain in the ass to eat
#49 to #44 - dontknowmeatall
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I take the fruit out with a spoon and after I finish it I go to a dark corner and lick the rest out of the peel. Then I wait for a girl to pass by and jump screaming. It's funnier at midnight.
#46 - yuukoku
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What's ironic is that pomegranates are really good for the heart. They help get rid of clogging in the arteries. They're a little difficult to eat, though.
#91 to #46 - hurzg
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Next time try to peel the outside of the fruit.
User avatar #92 to #91 - yuukoku
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I do. I cut the top off and peel down.

They're still relatively difficult to eat.
#93 to #92 - hurzg
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YOU ARE NOT ONLINE. How the **** do you do that.
#94 to #93 - yuukoku
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You're the first person to bring that up! I've never understood how I do it, but every time I go to my profile page, it says I'm offline.
#95 to #94 - hurzg
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Maybe you died and your mind managed to upload itself to internet.
#96 to #95 - yuukoku
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You may have something here.

I dunnow. I do have a life off the interwebz, but maybe that's all a dream...
#1 - rubiksdodecahedron
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(12/21/2013) [-]
<---pomegranate
User avatar #7 to #1 - niggastolemyname
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Get your diseased hearts out of this thread
User avatar #17 to #7 - spawnsy
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They are pomegranates, cant you read?

Please dont hate me. its a joke
User avatar #25 to #17 - revengeforfreeze
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I honestly think that everyone who saw the content understands that
#4 to #1 - anon id: a70eff35
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I read masterfile as masterlife.
I read masterfile as masterlife.
User avatar #16 to #4 - Xplode
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And I read masterlife as masturbate...
2 kinds of people