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Headlines Part 3

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Submitted: 06/19/2014
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#2 - theviolabeast (06/19/2014) [+] (13 replies)
#4 - perform (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Victims FW
#8 - austinpowerz (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
> Be me, 16, drunk at a mates party
> Queue for toilet is really long, cba to wait
> Go for a piss on the road outside
> I've forget that my mate lives in a really rough area
> Mid piss, gang of 15ish guys come round the corner
> Surround me asking for phone + wallet or they'll beat me up
> Hand over really old phone and wallet with two £5 notes in
> They give me my phone straight back (presumably worth nothing)
> Guy takes out money out of my wallet and gives me it back
> look in wallet, still have a £5 in there
> They all walk off

> 3/10 worst muggers ever, would not get mugged again.
#15 - withstrangeraeons (06/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Once when I was 16 a guy tried to mug me for my bike. Then when that didn't work he tried to get my phone number
It was pretty surreal.
#13 - withstrangeraeons (06/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #17 - allamericandude ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The pipe bomb thing is actually kind of funny. Now the terrorist has to take the flight, but he doesn't have the bomb with him so he can't do anything, and it's unlikely that he brought any money for a flight back because he figured he'd be dead. So now he's stuck in whatever hell hole he was planning on attacking in the first place.

That's the way to fight terrorism. Not with violence, but with boredom and inconvenience.

Maybe that's why the TSA exists.
#29 - Inoobkillme (06/20/2014) [-]
I keep a 			******		 old phone with me in case I get mugged so I don't have to hand over my good one.
I keep a ****** old phone with me in case I get mugged so I don't have to hand over my good one.
User avatar #10 - badgerbaiting (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When I was 15 I got my first phone. More suited to knocking nails into concrete than receiving calls, but it was mine and I thought it was awesome. Anyway, I was mugged and the guy asked for my phone. I was a tiny kid and he was a foot taller than me, a few years older and a good deal heavier (I went to what was considered a very upper class school).

**** that. Bastard wasn't taking my phone. I kicked him in the shin and booked it. Made it a good 30 metres before he caught me, lifted me up and threw me to the ground bodily. Hurt like a son of a bitch. He pulled my phone and just cracked up laughing. "Just keep it you little Edda" he said. I was confused as **** but happy to have my phone back. I still have it to this day.
#39 - reggaemortis (06/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
So many people before me have questioned this but I can't help it...   
37st? Seriously?
So many people before me have questioned this but I can't help it...

37st? Seriously?
User avatar #44 to #39 - dancingdoggy ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
37 stone
#52 - harshy (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - Byte ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #43 to #38 - traycepickering ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
37 stone. It's a unit for measuring weight I think...
User avatar #21 - mangostormlegend ONLINE (06/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The first article's title really bothers me

User avatar #26 to #21 - xxfalconxx (06/20/2014) [-]
"37 stone" is what i think it means. Stone is a lesser used british unit often utilized for measuring the weight of people or livestock. 1 stone is around 15 pounds i think. so the dude's over 500 pounds.
#67 - herculespower (06/20/2014) [-]
#60 - pwnfrnzy (06/20/2014) [-]
I ******* love my flip phone.
#48 - tsoper (06/20/2014) [-]
his face while robbing someone who has less than him..

must have made him feel bad and stop robbing
#35 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (06/20/2014) [-]
Forced to pay for two seats because he weighed more than 2 average people, I would say?
#7 - muffintime (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Edmonton mentioned in a post, Edmontonians swell with pride!!!!

Then we remember about the oilers and we get all upset....
User avatar #86 - Gandalfthewhite (06/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i know someone who got mugged and they just handed their phone back because it was so **** and walked away. Everyone has standards
User avatar #81 - patrickandgoldie (06/20/2014) [-]
**patrickandgoldie rolls 11** How does nobody realise that 37st means 37 stone
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