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#1 - schnizel

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(09/02/2014) [-]

Why believe in god when you have me?

#17 to #1 - porridgesque

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(09/03/2014) [-]

You're a damn sight more consistent

#89 to #1 - anon id: 78b79b0b

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(09/03/2014) [-]

because when you die you won't respawn

#99 to #89 - perform

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(09/03/2014) [-]

When he dies, he multiplies. Through mitosis.

#122 to #99 - theshadowed

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Oh God not more of them

#161 to #122 - dawdawdwa

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(09/03/2014) [-]

God is not here right now. Please leave a message.

#123 to #1 - theshadowed

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Hey you're about as genocidal as God

#162 to #123 - schnizel

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Even if I haven't killed anyone.

#184 to #162 - turtletroll

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(09/03/2014) [-]

but ur nazi and killed the 6000001241290750328523-5819027085923750 gorrilian kazillion godzillaian zionillium

#189 to #184 - schnizel

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(09/03/2014) [-]

thas rite

#190 to #189 - turtletroll

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(09/03/2014) [-]

HE ADMITTED HOLOCAUST

ANOTHER ADMITION OY VEY 6TRILLION RIP

#136 to #1 - anon id: 6a589f98

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(09/03/2014) [-]

because you should've killed yourself a long time ago

#165 to #1 - bossguycumsplash

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#96 to #1 - finalequinox

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Melium

#151 to #1 - turtletroll

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(09/03/2014) [-]

420 Praise snizel

#91 to #1 - computerlife

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Do you judge millions of people each day for masturbating, homosexuality, and having sex before marriage

#163 to #91 - schnizel

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Yes.

#158 to #1 - schnitzelwagen

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Now, Bobby, I ain't sayin' Schnizel would be a good and fair god, m'kay?
The first day of his rule he would eradicate all Jews and Muslims on earth without second thought. And maybe a bit of America.
And he would also make his followers prosecute all non-aryans with extreme prejudice.
But at least he would be an active god. Credit where credit is due. Can't complain 'bout that, right?

#38 to #1 - greenguy

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Because you can't always be there to watch me abuse my sausage to cartoon pictures of sad white girls being abused by a poorly prepared seefod special served in a bleached caramel sauce. Also you don't watch me masturbate.

#3 to #1 - boothead

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(09/02/2014) [-]

I LOVE YOU SCHNIZEL *lifts up shirt*

#4 to #3 - schnizel

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#14 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I never really find these funny because the religious people just have a sincere belief. This person is mocking them. It'd be like if some person loved horses or some **** and the other person thought it was dumb, so he put up pictures of dead horses. Not that that would be workplace acceptable, but bear with me. The second person isn't like into dead horses, they are just putting it up to mock the other person.

#52 to #14 - anon id: 00d67666

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(09/03/2014) [-]

It's almost like if someone hung crosses all over the office.

#93 to #14 - organiclead

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(09/03/2014) [-]

It's really annoying to get a bunch of religious iconography shoved in your face and not really having any iconography to show your own pride. I'm a very firm atheist and nothing drives me crazy more than my beliefs alone being offensive to people. Like, there is no way to say "I don't believe in any higher being" without people immediately responding, "you think I'm an idiot because I do believe in a higher being! Stop insulting me!"

#95 to #93 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I mean I understand your point of view. I can't speak for the people you are referring to because I'm not one of them. I have lots of atheist friends and their belief doesn't insult me. They don't think they are smarter than me, and I don't think I am smarter than them. I just felt the poster was done in retaliation to the other posters and was mocking it. I did a quick google search for quotes and I found a ton I wouldn't be offended by.

#188 to #95 - organiclead

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Then can you give me an example?

#193 to #188 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

4.bp.blogspot.com/-FLLNvLdnm74/Uih7DVQAGYI/AAAAAAAAFrk/iE2GfeLUXlk/s1600/TS-QUOTES-clooney.jpg

Third result in "quotes for atheists". Sure it's not exactly atheistic, but it's not offensive.

#98 to #14 - anon id: 2d89c71f

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(09/03/2014) [-]

What about my sincere belief science? Why do they get to mock me? D:

#124 to #14 - theshadowed

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(09/03/2014) [-]

My original comment is that I'm religious and its pretty ******* hilarious
People just need to learn to take jokes. Too many people get so worked up, even on this site

#126 to #14 - anon id: 894b0c12

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Neckbeards have a sincere believe they are true gentlemen and a fedora makes you look cool.
We mock the **** out of them aswell.

Infact, we mock pretty much everything and everyone at one point or another.

#134 to #14 - frostshaitan

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(09/03/2014) [-]

dead horses would a very extreme comparison, tbh... thats just ****** up, regardless of if they like horses or not.

#45 to #14 - Daeiros

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(09/03/2014) [-]

mock·ing
adjective
making fun of someone or something in a cruel way; derisive.

Please explain to me how this pun in any way cruel. It's a play on words, an unexpected twist ending, a textbook example of inoffensive humor, and yet you have somehow managed to take offense.

#48 to #45 - anon id: f770c98a

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Believe it or not, there's a difference between knowing the dictionary definition of a word and knowing how it's used amongst people(guess which one's more important in day-to-day life)

#76 to #48 - Daeiros

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I have never met anyone who didn't consider the word "mocking" to mean intentionally hurtful jokes meant to insult someone. That is exactly how it is used amongst people.

Your argument is invalid, and I'm not even sure what your argument was supposed to be because you didn't supply any alternative definition.

#50 to #48 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Pandering to the lowest common denominator is not how we got here from the stone age.

#47 to #45 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Cool, you can google "define mocking" and then copy and paste it. Derisive means expressing contempt or ridicule. To mock means to tease or laugh at in a scornful or contemptuous way. I would say that depending on the situation, that could be considered that. If I held my religion as being super important to me and had a poster at my desk, and one of my employees mocked the poster with this helium poster, I could take offense to it. If the poster was just hung in their own house or something, then whatever. If there was no previous poster hung about God and they put this up, it's just a dude with a sign. If he had put up something about being an atheist that didn't poke fun at religious people, it would be fine. It's just the fact that it's blatantly ripping off of a religious poster. It's all about intent.

#53 to #47 - Daeiros

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(09/03/2014) [-]

But there is nothing cruel about it.

Nothing in that poster insults religion in any way.

It looks like a religious poster, and then it turns out that it isn't, that is where the humor comes from. It is not making fun of religion, it is making you expect one thing, then going in a different direction.

It seems like you just think that religion is such serious business that any joke that is based on it in any way is automatically unacceptable.

If that is the case, then I have some bad news for you. You are going to have to be mad at these people over here too.
jokes.christiansunite.com
A site promoting itself as a clean, christian, family friendly comedy site

Here's a sample

"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.

"Aw, c'mon, Dad ... " Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"

#56 to #53 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

No, you are misreading me completely. I think that joke is funny. It isn't mocking religion in my opinion. It's making a joke. It isn't trying to bring the reader to the conclusion that God isn't real. That's how I read the helium poster. By itself, I think the poster is funny though. It's the part that it was done in retaliation to coworkers putting up religious stuff.

#64 to #56 - Daeiros

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I think you are reading into this too hard, I don't see how you get retaliation here.
What would lead you to think he was doing it spitefully.

#65 to #64 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

It's just the vibe I got. Maybe it has to do with a lot of atheist jokes being meant to mock people who are religious. I just don't like mocking people who don't deserve it.

#67 to #65 - Daeiros

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(09/03/2014) [-]

It's not even an atheist joke
Christians believe in helium as well, I've seen balloons in churches before.

#108 to #67 - popnotes

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(09/03/2014) [-]

"I've seen balloons in churches before."

This may very well be the greatest thing I've read all year.

#72 to #67 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Hey man, we don't respect an element who comes in and tries to claim to be He. The only He in my life is God! He is an impostor He.

But seriously. I felt that it was an atheist joke only because it was hungup in retaliation of the other posters. It's all about the context to me.

#142 to #67 - nicknb

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(09/03/2014) [-]

please tell me it was a get well soon balloon at a funeral......

#78 to #67 - anon id: d9d02de2

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(09/03/2014) [-]

"I've seen balloons in churches before".

And the day I saw that phrase used to back up an argument in a religious debate was the day a part of me became whole again.

#73 to #67 - rollfourexplain

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(09/03/2014) [-]

**rollfourexplain rolls 1,219**

I'm just going to pop into this ongoing conversation to say that, aside from how it makes you expect one thing and does another, it's not rude. There was nothing rude about the poster or the manner in which it was done. It's just "Oh we literally meant the abbreviation He as in Helium." It goes from a kind of semi-motivational thing to a gotcha joke.

#51 to #47 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

So it's OK for religious people to think that because you don't follow their dogmas you will be tortured for ever? And this poster is 'offensive'? If the religious can believe and express their faith as they will, a non believer can also.

#31 to #14 - slenderwolf

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I'm Christian and I lol-ed

#102 to #14 - reginleif

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I'm a (lapsed) Catholic, and I found it funny. I'll tolerate and even laugh with a lot of things as long as the person is trying to make a joke or not trying to blatantly insult you.

This was on the same level as the "I'm a metal fan" greentext on 4chan. ^^ Keep being funny atheists.

#15 to #14 - widar

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(09/03/2014) [-]

SJWs also have sincere beliefs. Mockery's perfectly acceptable except in very extreme cases.

#18 to #15 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

This isn't an extreme case. If you really think putting up a poster is equivalent to SJW then...idk what to tell you.

#39 to #14 - myrtille

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(09/03/2014) [-]

But it's not just to mock. We really believe that science is the most important thing in the universe. I'd put this up in my workplace to showcase my beliefs and feelings of awe toward science. It's part mockery, but why is mockery only bad when mocking religion? Like, mocking anything else seems to be fine. It's just poking fun. If this really makes a religious person feel bad about being religious, then it makes it seem as if they're threatened by it, which would mean that in a small way, they know it's right and they're wrong.

#41 to #39 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Being bother by mockery doesn't prove that you think the other person is right...come on. The reason mocking religion is more touchy than other things is because for some people religion is the most important thing in the world. It's different than being a Creed fan or really liking something stupid. Also, it's the arrogance that goes along with the mocking. Just my opinion. I'm a Catholic who is also a molecular biologist. Trust me, I love and respect science haha, but when someone isn't being offensive or in your face it's not okay in my opinion to mock them for it, like this helium thing does. There's many more less dickish ways to express your love for science.

#42 to #41 - myrtille

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I didn't say that being bothered by mockery proved anything, just that in my opinion it makes it seem like you think your argument is weaker than the other person's. Mocking isn't inherently dickish, either. I'm not going to sensor what I say because you're offended. I don't get upset when Christians tell me I'm going to burn in eternal hellfire, because I know they really think that, and they're scared for me, so I don't get offended. If a Christian gets upset instead of chuckling and moving along, you have to admit that they see truth in what you said.

#44 to #42 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was funny. I just probably wouldn't if I was in the office with that person. It just seems to be blatantly mocking it for no reason. I guess I just try to not mock people and I try to go out of my way to not be offensive to people who don't deserve it. Maybe we just approach life differently.

#57 to #44 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

How are atheists supposed to feel knowing they are in an office with someone who thinks that they are inherently 'evil' and are going to burn for all time?

#58 to #57 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

You are really big on strawman arguments aren't you? That's two in like 5 seconds.

#60 to #58 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

If they can put up crucifixes why can't this poster be there?

#63 to #60 - trickytrickster

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Crucifixes aren't offensive in nature. The atheist could put up stuff that isn't mocking the other co-workers. I don't know why someone would have a problem with that. I wouldn't. It's just my opinion...

#174 to #63 - nigeltheoutlaw

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(09/03/2014) [-]

>crucifixes aren't offensive by nature

Maybe you missed the part where the Bible says Atheists are inherently evil and will burn for eternity fr who they are? Of course they are offensive.

#71 to #63 - anon id: d9d02de2

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Well, Christianity is inherently a set of beliefs that contains the belief that anyone who does not conform to said set of beliefs will burn in a fiery pit of agony.

The crucifix is an icon of that set of beliefs.

So you could argue that yes, it is fairly offensive...

#74 to #71 - trickytrickster

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Depends on what view of Christianity you believe in. Plus you don't believe in said fiery pit of agony, so how can that be offensive? They don't want you to go there. The crucifix is actually a symbol of victory over said fiery pit of agony. It stands for the fact that the fiery pit of agony was defeated.

#83 to #74 - anon id: d9d02de2

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Yeah, admittedly, I need to brush up on my knowledge of the different views of Christianity, some view it as a reminder that humanity's sins caused Jesus's death, so to some people, it's like putting up a little reminder to passerbys "hey you killed this guy".

I don't have a problem with religion, but I feel that if you're going to put it out there, others should be able to put their own beliefs out there.

#84 to #83 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I agree. As long as it is respectful.

#68 to #63 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

'Not offensive in nature'. That is a value judgement. A figurine of someone being tortured and killed can be quite offensive!

#70 to #68 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

So you find the crucifix offensive?

#77 to #70 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

No, it takes more than a little graven idol for me to get offended. All I said was that I could see how some people may feel that way.

#179 to #58 - anon id: bf2a8419

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(09/03/2014) [-]

>strawman arguments

says the guy who used an analogy to dead horses

#55 to #44 - myrtille

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(09/03/2014) [-]

"Blatantly mocking for no reason."
I thought I explained that it was for a reason, didn't I?
Anyway, if someone put something that made slight fun of Atheists I wouldn't give a flying ****, because I'm secure in my knowledge, logic, and reasoning. So I don't feel threatened. So I don't get offended.

#54 to #41 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Huge evidence for atomic and evolutionary theories. None for god. Do the math.

#59 to #54 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Um...I'm not an evangelical dude. I'm a Catholic. We believe in the Big Bang and in Evolution. A Catholic Priest created the Big Bang Theory for crying out loud.

#61 to #59 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I'm familiar with Catholicism and the origin of the big bang theory. There just is no evidence for the god of the bible or any other god yet there is a ton of counter evidence.

#62 to #61 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Okay well you just used like atmoic theory and evolution to try and show me that I'm wrong about God....but I believe things like that and believe in God. I"m not stupid, I do science for a living. I have yet to find any evidence to show me God isn't real. Why is my faith a big deal to you anyway?

#66 to #62 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I'll rephrase then if you like. What evidence is there for the god of the bible?

#69 to #66 - trickytrickster

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There is no physical evidence outside of things you would reject, like the Bible, so called miracles, etc. You will never ever find physical evidence for God. You can use faith and reason to come to the conclusion that there is a God,and that's what I did. You aren't going to convince me of anything man, my faith is too strong to be wavered. I've had more than enough conversations with atheist friends who have brought up whatever points you will make. It's not worth your time.

#75 to #69 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Then you're simply indoctrinated. The biblical stories have largely been discredited but the Catholics have 'retconned' the bible to explain these problems away by saying that they are just metaphors. How can they just decide what is real and what is metaphor? Catholics also believe that the pope can sometimes have 'papal infallibility' where he is receiving commands directly from god. This would be in disagreement with your earlier statement that there is no evidence outside of the bible for god.

#82 to #75 - trickytrickster

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I said no physical evidence that you would accept. There have also been miracles, but you would say those are made up. I assumed you would say the same for papal infallibility, which has only happened like 2x in the history of the Church. A literal interpretation of the Bible is a recent phenomenon made popular in the last 100 years or so by the Evangelical movement. It's not like Genesis could explain atoms and evolution to people with no concept of Science, considering science wasn't even invented by then.

#181 to #82 - redbubble

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Alright, I'm an atheist, but I like the idea of a god and an afterlife.
Now, let's say I want to become religious, then which religion should I choose? Why should I choose your religion instead of becoming muslim or hindu? What makes your religion the right one? The arguments are always the same: "we have this prophet and this book, now join us".
So, what are your arguments?

#194 to #181 - trickytrickster

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It's whatever feels right. I have friends who went from atheism to Catholicism. If it resonates with you, if their doctrines make sense to you, then you go for it. It's all about having faith. Of course, Catholicism uses reason for a lot of it's beliefs too, but still.

#86 to #82 - popeflatus

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Evidence is not something that one person can accept and another reject really. The evidence for atomic theory certainly doesn't work like that as you know. What about the incompatible claims made by the various other religions about miracles done in their gods names? If you can decide what you personally believe about the bible and interpret it as you see fit, then really your god is a construct of your own mind and exists only there.

#40 to #14 - YllekNayr

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(09/03/2014) [-]

The **** man.
What part of this is mocking or offensive?
It's a ******* joke.
Don't get so butthurt.

#23 to #14 - solomon

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(09/03/2014) [-]

and the REALLY hard part is you cant prove it isn't mocking.

#130 to #14 - bloodboil

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(09/03/2014) [-]

That makes absolutely no sense. By that logic we shouldn't correct someone who is wrong or stop someone doing violence if they "sincerely believe" it. Man, funnyjunk is turning into tumblr.

#106 to #14 - popnotes

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Every single thing you typed was wrong.

#168 to #14 - nigeltheoutlaw

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(09/03/2014) [-]

>FJ mocks the disabled, different races, atheists, women, men, different nationalities
>one harmless joke that doesn't even mention any particular religion and it's suddenly too far

Please get over yourself.

#16 to #14 - thesovereigngrave

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I'm a Christian and I find this to be pretty funny. It looks more like a joke than actual mocking.

#118 to #16 - jackmaccone

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(09/03/2014) [-]

*raises christian fist, to bumb your christian fist*

#25 - liuur

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#94 to #25 - anon id: 6a59d3aa

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/wispers thats not a fadora.

#107 to #94 - popnotes

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(09/03/2014) [-]

/wispers could u shut the **** up a littel bit

#170 to #25 - nigeltheoutlaw

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(09/03/2014) [-]

>making a religious joke immediately results in a fedora
>respects my belief!

Mmm, hypocrisy.

#129 to #25 - renespar

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I'll be honest, I'm a christian and I got a chuckle out of it

#195 to #129 - renespar

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(09/03/2014) [-]

didn't realize saying that found I wordplay humorous was kinda controversial...

#49 to #25 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

So not believing in god(s) means you wear a fedora? Non sequitur much?

#87 to #49 - gibroner

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(09/03/2014) [-]

now if you even hint at being an atheist you're instantly a fedora'd neckbeard

#90 to #87 - popeflatus

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I have a funny feeling it's mainly younger Christians who make that quip thinking it's a good way to defend their faith.

#92 to #90 - gibroner

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(09/03/2014) [-]

maybe I mean I find the neck beard euphoric type atheists annoying as hell personally and don't mind the occasional fedora tipping joke, but ****** getting ridiculous like if you're an atheist fine just don't be a twat about it and if you're religious fine just don't be a twat about it

#125 to #49 - theshadowed

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I think the point is mocking religion is euphoric

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#35 - errdayimfjing

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Can someone crop the he can lift part of it?

#196 to #35 - answer

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I am late to the party oh well, here are some for you to post when this inevitably gets reposted!

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#100 to #35 - phenact

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#37 to #35 - tdogmeds

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(09/03/2014) [-]

*****, do you got paint?

#36 to #35 - DeathclawRulez

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#147 to #36 - dross

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#19 - Mahazama

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Except no one is ever going to notice, because christians are so used to reading these that they ignore them.
I can confirm, I am Christ.

#169 to #19 - nigeltheoutlaw

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Hey guys I found Jesus.

#33 to #19 - anon id: ed4c1cec

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Look, I'm all for the second coming, but I sincerely doubt that Jesus would be on this He-forsaken site. And I'm pretty sure Revelations talks about some fire from the sky, and Holy people flying...?

#159 to #19 - monkeysniper

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(09/03/2014) [-]

*turns out to be real but no one knows*
"Welcome back, faggot."

#21 to #19 - nommonsterbaa

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(09/03/2014) [-]

You've returned to us?

#22 - platinuminfernape

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Euphoric.

#171 to #22 - nigeltheoutlaw

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Take a ******* joke, holy ****. It wasn't even insulting.

#119 to #22 - BabyPainter

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(09/03/2014) [-]

If he didn't look like he smelled horribly like feet and cheetos I would probably think he were a bit handsome.... but then again he looks like a complete douche.

#34 to #22 - irishwolven

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(09/03/2014) [-]

The guy looks like an overweight version of Anders from Dragon Age.

#131 to #34 - schneidend

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(09/03/2014) [-]

I can kinda see it.
Goddammit, Anders. You blew them up. In one fell swoop you proved every claim that mages are dangerous right. I'm almost glad my sister died so she didn't have to live in the world you created with your ********. That, is why I killed you. Also, I needed a healer for the finale of the game, you dumbass. I had to turn the difficulty down because of your ****.

#135 to #131 - irishwolven

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(09/03/2014) [-]

That pissed me off so much on my first play through because I didn't know what was going to happen, and stupidly of me I didn't stock up on health/mana or stamina potions and could not get past that fight in the docks. So I went **** it and started a new game through as a warrior (was a rouge before) and slaughtered everything. And I somehow managed to go through the game first time without even getting Fenris.

#43 to #34 - teegoogilycoffeeme

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Or you know... a brony

#12 - opression

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(09/02/2014) [-]

Found another fedora faggot who gets a raging ******* erection everytime he gets to insult religion.

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(09/03/2014) [-]

You spelled 'oppression' wrong.

#27 to #20 - opression

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You spelled "I am a cock loving faggot" wrong.

#28 to #27 - anon id: 267021ac

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No suprise you can spell "cock loving" though

#30 to #28 - opression

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**** off and make an account you pussy.

#160 to #30 - monkeysniper

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Dude, relax.

#13 to #12 - bandoslootshare

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(09/02/2014) [-]

i know when religion is being insulted and I don't think this is one of those times

#141 - melolicious

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(09/03/2014) [-]

**melolicious rolled image** Mfw he meant He and not he all along

#24 - uchihalover

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(09/03/2014) [-]

if that was me i would have print out a picture of sasuke sama and put it up instead! LOL

#79 to #24 - uzamakilover

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Why not a picture of Naruto san? He is much funnier and way less edgy!

#80 to #79 - uchihalover

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(09/03/2014) [-]

he is also more ugly and less powerful then sasuke sama

#81 to #80 - uzamakilover

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Are you lying to the FJ community or just yourself there?

#85 to #81 - priestoftheoldones

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(09/03/2014) [-]

You two are great for eachother.

#146 to #81 - chomspls

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(09/03/2014) [-]

Go to a hotel or warever, just leave.

#29 to #24 - anon id: be1869a9

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(09/03/2014) [-]

honorifics are written with a hyphen (ex sasuke-sama) u fkn casual 1/10 nice try

#115 to #24 - MrAsdf

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That wouldn't even make sense, a picture of [generic anime man #3] has no religious ties, the whole point of the post is that you think its religious until you see that the person's talking about helium.

P.S. You should really at least try to be clever with this ****.

#120 to #115 - uchihalover

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(09/03/2014) [-]

sasuke sama is considered a god