SUICIDE IS NOT FUNNY, ASSHOLE!!!!
Everty single day, there are suicides caused by being too flat, or too inflated,
and it's just not right! I even knew a tire once that killed itself...
damn well blew his brains out with the car pump... such a good tire... IT WAS A GOODYEAR, guys... a ******* GOODYEAR!!!!
At first, he was very bloated and full of himself... but then things took a turn , for the worse...his life was beginning to spin out of control, and he was just too damn tired of putting up with people.
He didn't deserve to die! He hadn't even gone is 1,000 miles....
Please guys... we need to stop tire suicide...
it kills 1000 tires every day
Now donate to the "stop tire suicide community" and help us do nothing.
We just like money. Pretty much like those guys with those guilt-driving commercials of puppies.