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#3 - bakinboy (06/04/2015) [-]
not having a super amazonian goddess have the hots for you
#2 - thefallenpaladin (06/04/2015) [-]
I ship them so hard
I ship them so hard
#78 to #2 - RipperMan (06/04/2015) [-]
batman only dates cats
batman only dates cats
User avatar #35 to #2 - megaton (06/04/2015) [-]
its also seen that superman ships them too, in injustice at least, in his ideal world batman and wonder woman are together and have kids.
#5 to #2 - achphoenix (06/04/2015) [-]
nah i kid. just wanted an excuse for the image.
#8 to #2 - DrollHumor (06/04/2015) [-]
Me too. I like this pairing much better than WW being with Supes. That's just overpowered and uninteresting. They'd make better friendly rivals than lovers. Not to mention it'd save the world from their earthquake sex.    
Plus there's a poetic note in a certified badass Amazonian being with "just some guy in a bat costume", and The Man of Steel handling the ever so delicate Lois Lane.  It's opposites such as those that make stories interesting.
Me too. I like this pairing much better than WW being with Supes. That's just overpowered and uninteresting. They'd make better friendly rivals than lovers. Not to mention it'd save the world from their earthquake sex.
Plus there's a poetic note in a certified badass Amazonian being with "just some guy in a bat costume", and The Man of Steel handling the ever so delicate Lois Lane. It's opposites such as those that make stories interesting.
User avatar #19 to #8 - krobeles ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
I agree completely. The WWxSupes is so predictable and uninspired.
Its like the writers just went "Hey! These two superheroes have vaguely simmilar powers, so obviously they would be romantically engaged!". Very superfacial and boring. Frankly, I'm alittle surprised that the feminazi hate-train hasn't been all up in arms over it.
User avatar #26 to #19 - angelious ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
quite frankly. supesxwonderwoman is an age old ship...they just finally got around to listen to the fans...about 50 years late...but hey


atleast they listened to their fans once! maybe a hundred years from now. they will finally admit flashpoint sucks and bring back post crisis continuity...+
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User avatar #28 to #26 - krobeles ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
How is the post flashpoint continuity different? Wasn't it just a few costume alterations and perhaps a few characters that behaves slightly differently?
User avatar #29 to #28 - angelious ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
character changes. and i mean like. MAJOR character changes.

superman goes out with wonder woman,batmans history is a mess (in five years time he apparently burned through like 3 robins,established relationships with all his villains. and is still considered a myth in gotham)

flash family is royaly ****** up.

everything was changed to more dark and gritty, even characters that arent supposed to be dark and gritty.

superman is more of a douche here(he mellowed out thanks to grant morrison working him into a better shape...but still..i miss the old supes)

some of the fan favourite characters were hit by a bus or something.

aquaman is more of a joke. in universe and out of universe (seriously the shilling is so terrible..)

constantine is a walking flanderization example.

jla dark sucks

jl comics stink

only good comics so far has been swamp thing and animal man. i suppose.
User avatar #100 to #8 - metajunky (06/05/2015) [-]
I disagree. Comic-wise, I see more potential in Supes and Wondy being a thing than Bats and Wondy

Batman and Wonder Woman being a couple was never given a really serious thought until the animated series. From how their characters are portrayed, I don't see how they would be compatible at all. Besides, Bruce has more than his hands full with Catwoman, Talia, etc.
#46 to #8 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
lol, earthquake sex
User avatar #31 to #8 - shadowmaul (06/04/2015) [-]
gif source?
User avatar #33 to #31 - DrollHumor (06/04/2015) [-]
Justice League Unlimited, Season 2, Episode 9: "Grudge Match".
#16 - yellmi (06/04/2015) [-]
Nice damage control there fam
Nice damage control there fam
User avatar #32 - elsenortamatoe (06/04/2015) [-]
Well to be fair, that was bruce wayne, not batman
#56 to #32 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
hence the title
#4 - jackbanne (06/04/2015) [-]
two second gif loops
#41 to #4 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - zorach (06/04/2015) [-]
2 second gifs.
2 second gifs.
User avatar #61 to #10 - itsapie (06/04/2015) [-]
Actually, these are 4-sec gifs
User avatar #72 to #10 - straightbusta (06/04/2015) [-]
my ************* *****


crusade in full swing
User avatar #11 to #10 - machiavellianhumor [OP](06/04/2015) [-]
are you mad they last longer than you in bed?
#37 to #11 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #97 to #37 - saltyfries ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
**** yeah Vader!
User avatar #94 to #11 - oniseiji (06/04/2015) [-]
Savage.
#84 to #11 - themilkisdead (06/04/2015) [-]
Man, even I hate 2 second gifs but I have to admit, that was pretty good.
#24 - aheael (06/04/2015) [-]
"next time ill talk to her"
#77 - wilder (06/04/2015) [-]
Its not that Batman isn't interested. He just want to keep his thighs from turning into powder via Snu snu. Because lets face it. WW could probably crush diamonds with those thighs.
#45 - hejhag (06/04/2015) [-]
And now Superman is ******* her. You missed your chance, Batsy boy.
User avatar #66 to #45 - ghostninjaguy ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
Not just ******* , during the Kingdom Come Strory Arc they had a child who is basically god
User avatar #79 to #66 - assassindash (06/04/2015) [-]
Let's see, Superman is basically a regular man who can be solar powered to extreme amounts of strength and endurance....

While Wonder Woman is a naturally 100 men strong woman....

So if their DNA creates the perfect human looking baby, he would pretty much be 100 supermans....

Yep, god....
User avatar #85 to #79 - daniboyi ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
"Superman is basically a regular man"
Except the part where he is a ******* alien.
User avatar #86 to #85 - assassindash (06/04/2015) [-]
He's an alien, but the planet he was born on everyone was almost identical in strength and power and so on.
User avatar #87 to #86 - daniboyi ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
yeah, and then he was sent to earth, where he is practically a god, removing the whole point of calling him a regular man, when he is neither regular, nor a 'man' compared to mortal human standards.
User avatar #89 to #87 - assassindash (06/04/2015) [-]
You're missing the point, he's pretty much a regular man without being solar powered.
User avatar #90 to #89 - daniboyi ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
with that logic, almost every superhero is a regular man.
Flash is a regular man without the speed force.
Green Lantern is a regular man without his ring.
User avatar #103 to #90 - bobpizza (06/05/2015) [-]
He's just trying to say that when compared to other kryptonians he's normal. And Kryptonians were really just normal guys, on their planet, because of the red sun. Essentially they're a mutation that lets them absorb yellow sun a lot better. If you keep superman from the sun long enough he gets as weak as a normal guy
User avatar #91 to #90 - assassindash (06/04/2015) [-]
Yes.... And yes.... Yes.....

But that's not the point of what i'm saying.
User avatar #92 to #91 - daniboyi ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
what is the point then?
User avatar #93 to #92 - assassindash (06/04/2015) [-]
That their son is ******* OP.
User avatar #102 to #92 - poutinesalad (06/05/2015) [-]
god you're being a faggot.

Some people on FJ just need to stop being so anal about everything and leave it alone.
#67 to #45 - cjthreesixty (06/04/2015) [-]
Aren't the animated series and the comics your pic is from two different continuities?
User avatar #101 to #45 - revolvingocelot ONLINE (06/05/2015) [-]
To be fair, bats has his hands full with an assassin and a thief who dresses up as a cat
#9 - blizzeh (06/04/2015) [-]
Reminds me of that episode where Diana gets turned into a pig, and Batman has to sing to a crowd to have her turned back. Justice League is all sorts of god tier
Reminds me of that episode where Diana gets turned into a pig, and Batman has to sing to a crowd to have her turned back. Justice League is all sorts of god tier
User avatar #12 to #9 - meringueluka ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
if anyone was curios .
User avatar #13 to #12 - meringueluka ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - meringueluka ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
okay wtf!?
#96 - daleatloth (06/05/2015) [-]
tfw bruce wayne steals your girl
User avatar #76 - mondominiman (06/04/2015) [-]
Why does wonder woman even need a secret identity?
User avatar #81 to #76 - sugoi (06/04/2015) [-]
She doesn't have one.
That's just casual clothes.
User avatar #80 to #76 - RipperMan (06/04/2015) [-]
she doesn't, she was just dressed up for the party.
User avatar #82 to #80 - sugoi (06/04/2015) [-]
6 seconds plz
User avatar #51 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
I once called my teacher mom and then said I didn't.
User avatar #75 - pickaxe ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
What if Bruce is too ******* dumb to realize Diana is WW?
#36 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGkzSerB4UY part 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpbbOv7xjL0 part 2

Just type "batman wonderwoman dance" in youtube, took like 10 seconds, you lazy bastards.
#74 - myjunk (06/04/2015) [-]
If you make 2 seconds gif stories, at least m ake the text visible for the entirety of the gif
#42 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
A couple years ago there was this guy that I was ******* and we were both kinda teenage junkies by habit, except he was more into raving than I was (honestly ******* hate raves). I went to his place once because we were planning to do DMC together, if I remember correctly. it's pretty much like a ****** form of LSD and you take it the same way, it also makes you really tired and lazy. So the plan was that we were gonna take it, let it kick in, then go to a rave in the city later that day. Except I really really didn't want to go, and I remembered my dealer telling me about them having some DMC for a really low price. So I bought a few tabs and switched them out, when we took them we both got really tired and high and ended up staying in and fornicating all day and night. That is the only time I actually remember consciously manipulating someone to get what I want, but in the end we both had a good time. I also never told him about switching the tabs. And there is my story of how I one time lied to someone I liked.
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User avatar #47 to #42 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
bitch you drugged em.
#48 to #47 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
If anything he was less high than he would've been
User avatar #49 to #48 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
bitch you drugged em.
#50 to #49 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
yes I drugged them
User avatar #52 to #50 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
yes
#53 to #52 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
indubitably
User avatar #54 to #53 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
I concur
#55 to #54 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
it is unanimous
User avatar #57 to #55 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
So since that's outa the way; you have any plans for tonight?
#58 to #57 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
Probably gonna get stoned and keep working on my minecraft replica of the parliament buildings in Ottawa. You?
User avatar #59 to #58 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
Trying to decide if I should have a fire or see if the water's warm enough to go swimming yet.
#60 to #59 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
THE FIRE ALARM JUST WENT OFF AT MY WORK

User avatar #62 to #60 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
You're welcome. Soooo, since you're off early wanna go swimming?
#63 to #62 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
No, but I'll send you a friend request instead
User avatar #64 to #63 - satansferret ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
It's a start!
User avatar #69 to #42 - sodaberg (06/04/2015) [-]
>going to a rave
>not taking MDMA
there's your ******* problem
User avatar #88 to #69 - ecowolfrb (06/04/2015) [-]
I go to raves sober as **** and have more fun than some people who are rolling. Going to EDC vegas this month... **** it's gonna be amazing
#71 to #69 - potcanpol (06/04/2015) [-]
thing is I've been to raves on mdma loads of times. you don't have to be surrounded by high people acting like thuggy idiots to have fun on drugs. Some people have a better time doing them alone or in fixed settings with close friends.

and besides, I'd hands down choose acid over mdma a million times over. No comparison what so ever.
User avatar #73 to #71 - sodaberg (06/04/2015) [-]
fair enough man
#44 to #42 - machiavellianhumor [OP](06/04/2015) [-]
i love when people read the description
i love when people read the description
User avatar #30 - mcmonsterkitty (06/04/2015) [-]
Crush: Do you like anybody?
Me: Nope.
User avatar #40 to #30 - rknight (06/04/2015) [-]
Crush: Do you like anybody?
Me: Yeah, you
Crush: Um...what?
Me: Sorry. "Yeah, you?"
User avatar #17 - bigswingingrichard (06/04/2015) [-]
>insert le buttmad 3 second gif comment
User avatar #99 - ilovemyguns (06/05/2015) [-]
I'd be all up in that **** .
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