He's going to have a bad night....... . in I buy this gm a Finked the bar and you what she does? She says “thank and hands it tn het boyfriend. . formally that  He's going to have a bad night in I buy this gm Finked the bar and you what she does? She says “thank hands it tn het boyfriend formally that
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - anunamoose
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I once offered to buy a drink for a girl. She laughed and said "I'd rather just have the money.". I said "Right, and how am I supposed to spike a fiver?".
User avatar #10 to #1 - guyfunnyjunk
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Read in english accent
User avatar #17 to #1 - sckmybllz
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Chloroform
User avatar #6 to #1 - xboxperks
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Damn, school lunches are getting expensive now.
#15 to #6 - schneidend
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> Replying with a comment that implies the previous commenter is in grade school for no reason.
#9 - wartroll
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User avatar #12 to #9 - helenwheels
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He tried.
User avatar #2 - phoenix grinder
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funny? and all .. however OP is docked a point for redundant use of linear ellipse.....

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... three is enough. periods are serious biznis. one to end a sentence, two to indicate a pause in speech; and three to leave the reader with an implication, typically a proper sign of condescension
User avatar #14 to #2 - schneidend
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MLA format is really ingrained in me, so I use three for any *ellipsis situation. Period.
User avatar #11 - imagnetsux
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(10/12/2013) [-]
at least someone had an easy time later.
User avatar #3 - slugnugget
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(10/12/2013) [-]
<<2013
<<Trying to pick up girl's by buying them drinks

I seriously hope you don't do this.
User avatar #18 to #3 - capslockrage
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Yeah, people should take advice from you, a dateless virgin.
User avatar #19 to #18 - slugnugget
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haha please. I lift... a lot. I'm sorry I dont have 12 inch stick arms and don't have to buy girls drinks to get them to talk to me like the rest of you beta faggots.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 7deea86b
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you should buy them drinks after they have already put out, then they will put out way more
User avatar #16 to #4 - ericzxvc
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Not really so, whenever I go to the bar I'm not paying $5 for a girl's shot they'll wheel me with the shot just as much as they won't. My female friends I go with all look for random desperate guys to buy them a free drink and ditch them right after, so chances are if you're buying a girl a drink because she wants it she doesn't actually want you. I make an exception for a body shot, I tell them I'll buy you a shot if you body shot that way I actually get something fun out of it.
User avatar #7 to #4 - slugnugget
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(10/12/2013) [-]
If they are already putting out they don't need anymore persuading.
User avatar #13 to #3 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Pfft like you know ANYTHING about asking a girl out
User avatar #20 to #13 - slugnugget
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haha please. I lift... a lot. I'm sorry I dont have 12 inch stick arms and don't have to buy girls drinks to get them to talk to me like the rest of you beta faggots.
#8 - anon id: 3ade85ac
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I have always liked so joke around with my buds.Or other bloked who ask for smoke.
So sometimes i have a smoke, that iv'e rigged with sulfur.
So once in a bar a girl game asking me for a smoke...
I was "yea you can have one,wanna go..."
"Could you give me another for my boyfriend?"
*damn girl!*
"Here.Enjoy you two" Gave her one of my rigged smokes.
Damn shame that i didn't see it though.
The scare people get when the fag hits fire is priceless.
User avatar #5 - fogschmog
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I used to do this all the time. Have my girlfriends get one round after another by some guys who thought they had a shot and let her bring me the beer. Good times were had.