He's bad. .. Picking soap up techniques. Just like Mike
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#2 - ronrod (07/28/2014) [-]
stickied by superbigfupa
User avatar #156 - superbigfupa (07/29/2014) [-]
stickied by superbigfupa
Number one spot. Thanks guys
#29 to #15 - nickypickle ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
was that actually put there on purpose? or coincidental?
#32 to #29 - phukyou (07/29/2014) [-]
They knew they were making a prison rape joke when they wrote that episode, no doubt about it.
They knew they were making a prison rape joke when they wrote that episode, no doubt about it.
#4 - evilhomer (07/28/2014) [-]
Picking soap up techniques.
Picking soap up techniques.
#123 to #4 - murphyslawtesties (07/29/2014) [-]
i wonder how much is he shrekt to come up with so many ideas
User avatar #130 to #4 - dragonicangel (07/29/2014) [-]
Forced blowjob.
#169 to #4 - John Cena (08/26/2014) [-]
So you prefer a dick in the face?
#157 to #4 - mcmental (07/29/2014) [-]
It seems you've chosen the hard way. Dont make no difference. Your booty is mine 			*****		.
It seems you've chosen the hard way. Dont make no difference. Your booty is mine ***** .
User avatar #24 to #4 - hankpym (07/29/2014) [-]
most of those techniques are asking for a dick in your facec
User avatar #47 to #24 - beds (07/29/2014) [-]
Would you prefer a dick in your face or a dick in your ass?
User avatar #103 to #4 - traks (07/29/2014) [-]
Just get face ****** instead
User avatar #28 to #4 - propanex (07/29/2014) [-]
I would recommend not laying down on the floor. Prison shower floors aren't the cleanness of places.
User avatar #91 to #4 - hokeymon (07/29/2014) [-]
That's kinda sexy.
User avatar #64 to #4 - emptysuperman ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. You try picking up the soap with your foot when it's wet.
#33 to #4 - feffog ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 to #4 - sinonyx (07/29/2014) [-]
for those days where you'd rather have a dick forced down your throat

much better




if you drop the soap, you're pretty much done showering
User avatar #11 to #4 - randomwanker (07/28/2014) [-]
>squat down
>Baseball bat sized dick hits you in the face
#132 to #11 - atma (07/29/2014) [-]
>implying I have a problem with this
>implying I have a problem with this
User avatar #120 to #11 - elcreepo (07/29/2014) [-]
>bite it hard enough to draw blood
>get killed
>doesn't matter wasn't raped
#50 to #11 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
U must know that feel bro
User avatar #102 to #50 - richhobo (07/29/2014) [-]
I know I do.

But that Is another story.
User avatar #12 to #4 - guylongname (07/28/2014) [-]
Implying you won't get forcibly ass raped anyway
User avatar #92 to #12 - dragonax (07/29/2014) [-]
Made me spit out water laughing, thumb for you sir
User avatar #13 to #4 - arziben (07/28/2014) [-]
picking it up with your foot is the only way you won't get tea bagged or have to give a forced blowjob
User avatar #34 to #13 - skulldan (07/29/2014) [-]
>try to force blowjob
>bite dick off
>never get ****** with again
#38 to #34 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
they will kill you in milliseconds
User avatar #39 to #38 - skulldan (07/29/2014) [-]
atleast i have two dicks
#40 to #39 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
that made me laugh really hard for some odd reason
User avatar #41 to #40 - skulldan (07/29/2014) [-]
you're welcome i guess
User avatar #42 to #38 - captainrattrap ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Try killing someone after having your dick bit off.
#93 to #42 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
theyre not alone ofc
User avatar #126 to #93 - captainrattrap ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Bite everyones dicks.
#18 to #4 - icanexplain (07/29/2014) [-]
Fleece Johnson senses that you's choosin tha hard way
#17 - Sworley ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 - mrhazzy (07/29/2014) [-]
>kick soap against wall
>watch it bounce over to another inmate
>crowd around him...
#55 - ntzntzntz (07/29/2014) [-]
always use protection
always use protection
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User avatar #139 to #55 - hydraetis (07/29/2014) [-]
Is that police squad?
User avatar #166 to #139 - ntzntzntz (07/29/2014) [-]
naked gun 33 1/3
User avatar #63 to #55 - samoaspider ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
I love it how there is a mouse in the middle of that gif
User avatar #110 to #63 - spanishninja (07/29/2014) [-]
>cursor
#37 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
Drop the soap = Rinse off and get out of the shower.
User avatar #44 to #37 - EnergizierAnon (07/29/2014) [-]
Soap on a rope!
#104 - hardongo ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Get ready to feel the POOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Get ready to feel the POOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
#67 - metalheadtildeath (07/29/2014) [-]
**metalheadtildeath rolled image** this is going up his ass
#81 to #67 - kamehamedump (07/29/2014) [-]
No vaseline... HA
User avatar #95 to #67 - ludaluna (07/29/2014) [-]
But Ice cube isn't in jail.
#136 to #95 - yisumad (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh. It's you.
#116 to #95 - wumbido (07/29/2014) [-]
wait, you're on funnyjunk again? i thought you left
wait, you're on funnyjunk again? i thought you left
User avatar #96 to #95 - Titanasgr (07/29/2014) [-]
He is black, wait it out.
User avatar #135 to #67 - romanlettuce (07/29/2014) [-]
I was listening to Ice Cube when I saw this so I kinda freaked out
User avatar #10 - plokix (07/28/2014) [-]
Soap Drop
User avatar #20 to #10 - greendroid (07/29/2014) [-]
skip to 1:29 and listen to the TV.
#56 - tiagodisouza (07/29/2014) [-]
if i ever go to jail ill put glass in my ass and become the cock shredder
User avatar #122 to #56 - elcreepo (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm going to invest in rapex condoms if I ever have to go to prison.

Then I can PROVE rape happens in jail

And they don't do **** about it
User avatar #68 to #56 - Dember ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Have you ever watched that video called the Jar Squatter?
User avatar #82 to #68 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
I thought it was called one man one jar.
User avatar #69 to #68 - tiagodisouza (07/29/2014) [-]
yes, yes i have
#101 to #68 - fagnut (07/29/2014) [-]
nope nope dont want to think about that video
nope nope dont want to think about that video
#117 to #56 - wumbido (07/29/2014) [-]
then how will you poop?
then how will you poop?
User avatar #119 to #117 - tiagodisouza (07/29/2014) [-]
I'll poop slices of ****
#124 to #119 - wumbido (07/29/2014) [-]
more like strips of **** i imagine, either way would still not be fun
#125 to #124 - tiagodisouza (07/29/2014) [-]
Better than ******* ******* with their dicks in my ass
User avatar #127 to #125 - wumbido (07/29/2014) [-]
why not just sharpen or toothbrush or something?
#128 to #127 - tiagodisouza (07/29/2014) [-]
******* are immune to stabbing attacks and they hunt in groups, when you hurt one of them you only enrage the gorilla group
#131 to #128 - wumbido (07/29/2014) [-]
make one of pic related, if hid in pant leg, shank one of them with toothbrush. when they all start to rage, pull out razor whip, start screaming, and swing it around like a madman. i think they'll leave you alone
#60 to #56 - inept (07/29/2014) [-]
Who's going to violate your ass when it's got a trail of blood pouring out of it....
User avatar #61 to #60 - tiagodisouza (07/29/2014) [-]
exactly
User avatar #121 to #61 - elcreepo (07/29/2014) [-]
Besides either way you're going to have a bloody anus

I would fist myself then say that I'm the bitch of the biggest guy there and bleed everywhere
#49 - grimmwaters (07/29/2014) [-]
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#52 to #49 - roxasbaby ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
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#54 to #53 - roxasbaby ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
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#78 to #54 - datmine (07/29/2014) [-]
Not sure if related.
Not sure if related.
#62 - seraslasulia (07/29/2014) [-]
well, there are ways to pick up something from the floor without strutting your ass up in the air
#71 to #62 - wisely (07/29/2014) [-]
Give an example
#72 to #71 - seraslasulia (07/29/2014) [-]
keep your back vertical, and bend your knees. voila, you're now crouching.
#73 to #72 - wisely (07/29/2014) [-]
>Get ****** in the mouth
#74 to #73 - seraslasulia (07/29/2014) [-]
better sore in throat than sore ass
#75 to #74 - wisely (07/29/2014) [-]
I guess. Nonetheless rape is inevitable.
#76 to #75 - seraslasulia (07/29/2014) [-]
btw, if they make me suck, I can bite, they will not want bj again

inb4 they kill me or sum thing, it's only fun and theory, and it's probably best to not go get in prison
#77 to #76 - wisely (07/29/2014) [-]
And how would it feel to take a bite out of a dick, squishing and breaking it in your mouth. I'd puke.
#79 to #77 - seraslasulia (07/29/2014) [-]
I think that I would rather bite the dick, than getting it hammered in my mouth. it's about choosing the better of two worse.
#80 to #79 - wisely (07/29/2014) [-]
tru
User avatar #105 to #73 - phantomeins (07/29/2014) [-]
He's facing a board.

How are they gonna stick their dick in his mouth when there's a plank of wood in the way?
#83 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
I have back problems, so I just learned how to pick up the soap and stuff with my toes and toss it up, so I don't have to bend over. If I go to prison, my booty is protected.
User avatar #85 to #83 - brothergrimm (07/29/2014) [-]
in the shower at least. what happens in the cell? when there's no water to lessen the friction?
User avatar #86 to #85 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
Actually, water worsens the friction. Due to evolutionary **** , when our skin's wet, it has the friction qualities of sticky, wet paper. Also, I'm way too big to become a prison bitch.
User avatar #106 to #86 - helion (07/29/2014) [-]
i know what to go for if im ever in prison with you
#87 to #86 - brothergrimm (07/29/2014) [-]
Are you ever wrong?
User avatar #88 to #87 - thechosentroll (07/29/2014) [-]
No.
#108 - spanishninja (07/29/2014) [-]
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#9 - theworstpersonever (07/28/2014) [-]
Can somebody check the sign language ?    
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Can somebody check the sign language ?
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User avatar #163 to #9 - itsjustblaze (07/29/2014) [-]
Well this was a fake interpreter at Mandelas memorial. As for the one in the content, im clueless
User avatar #23 to #9 - akinkywalrus (07/29/2014) [-]
He's not saying anything really. Starts it with "name" "sit" and some random stuff
#65 - moonmist (07/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #7 - huntronicles (07/28/2014) [-]
that's why you keep your soap on a rope
User avatar #46 - timmywankenobi (07/29/2014) [-]
Prison rape is actually a epidemic right now because authorities have been ignoring it for so long, And contrary to what pro-prison rape people say it is not just child rapists that get raped in prison it's everyone one that's weaker or more feminine or a new guy or just in the wrong place at the wrong time literally anyone who has committed any crime even something as Innocent carrying or smoking weed or saying something hateful on the internet has a fair chance of being raped.
User avatar #118 to #46 - cards (07/29/2014) [-]
I'm a skinny white guy.

I wouldn't do very well in prison.
User avatar #113 to #46 - thempc (07/29/2014) [-]
but.. but tumblr told me that male rape doesn't exist...
#48 to #46 - whobobwhatpants (07/29/2014) [-]
that's horrible!!!
that's horrible!!!
#98 to #48 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
let em' rip
let em' rip
#16 - vortisred (07/29/2014) [-]
You would think that squatting down to pick up the soap is smart, until you sit on a dick.
User avatar #22 to #16 - vatra (07/29/2014) [-]
Or one get's rammed down your throat.
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