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#2 - mzdave (12/05/2015) [-]
that still means he loves you.
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User avatar #112 to #2 - theprocrastibator (12/06/2015) [-]
People that have to pause not to bust dem good ol nuts are lucky, I've been with my girlfriend for 6 months and she's depressed that she can't get my tunnel snake to shoot its baby gravy

I'll never escape the clutches of my hand :'(
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User avatar #4 to #2 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/06/2015) [-]
that means that its only been 30 seconds and he cant bear the shame again
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#28 to #4 - veryfahnyjokes (12/06/2015) [-]
someone can actually last that long?
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#35 to #28 - rassamdul (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
No no no, in pornos they make switches, in an average porno the man cums about 17-18 times, and they will film over several days. The real heroes are the one taping it together to make it look like they are ******* for 15 minutes straight.
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#48 to #35 - bemmo (12/06/2015) [-]
I'm having flashbacks to the cumshot that changed the world.
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#59 to #35 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I have worked in a porn studio (nothing fun, just the tech guy) and that is not at all the case. The 'rule of 8s' exists for a reason.

Now, the shoot DOES take place over a matter of hours with lots of breaks in-between, but I have never heard of one taking place over multiple days. Unless you were being sarcastic.
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User avatar #97 to #59 - beams (12/06/2015) [-]
Did you get side action from pornstars?
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#90 to #59 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/06/2015) [-]
You should start a story series like that Mcdonald's worker a while back
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User avatar #88 to #59 - rassamdul (12/06/2015) [-]
i was being quite sarcastic.. probaly i should go with Nicolas Cage instead of Matthew Perry next time
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#101 to #59 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
do mcdonalds style stories
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User avatar #78 to #35 - RaptorJesus (12/06/2015) [-]
What? I can cum once and then start ******* again immediately after. Still hard but my dick is basically numb... Takes like 10-15min to get the feeling back in it to cum again. That first cum is always embarassingly quick though.
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User avatar #86 to #78 - rassamdul (12/06/2015) [-]
well when you turn 12 it will start going down hill from there
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#116 to #78 - buffygifs (12/06/2015) [-]
It is called the refractory period. Some people go completely soft, some can maintain a semi or a full erection.
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#67 to #35 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
lmao some people can actually **** for hours.. not just 15 minutes
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#115 to #67 - buffygifs (12/06/2015) [-]
Like everything dick-related, there is a range. There are some who can't cum easily and there are a lot who can't help but immediately cum. (Though the latter is usually psychological and can be treated, if anyone was wondering for a "friend.")
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#74 to #35 - radiohazard (12/06/2015) [-]
Holy **** does this make me feel better. I always thought there were this supernaturlly gifted people who could go at it forever.
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#100 to #74 - onionsam (12/06/2015) [-]
finally. after years of waiting, i can use this.
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#84 to #74 - cpytnik (12/06/2015) [-]
Newfag here, although rare there are guys who can go for a couple hours without finishing
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User avatar #87 to #84 - rassamdul (12/06/2015) [-]
its called adults..
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User avatar #92 to #87 - infernis (12/06/2015) [-]
>for a couple hours without finishing

Lemme guess, circumcised and problems with getting it up? :^)
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User avatar #98 to #92 - rassamdul (12/06/2015) [-]
me? Im 24 and ***** for like 15-20 minutes.. but lots of adult(40+) can **** for hours...
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User avatar #103 to #98 - erotictentacle (12/06/2015) [-]
welcome to the club, the fastest i was ever able to do was 15min on a second round
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#65 to #35 - hokeymon (12/06/2015) [-]
Wtf is this true? My childhood has been a lie?
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User avatar #85 to #65 - charredenay (12/06/2015) [-]
WTF kind of childhood did you have?
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User avatar #117 to #35 - snickersnee (12/06/2015) [-]
holy **** really??
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User avatar #37 to #35 - quantumranger (12/06/2015) [-]
Not to say that it is impossible to have sex without ejaculation for extended periods, but yeah, porno is very awkward, time consuming, and physically tiring to produce. Not to mention all the chafing.
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User avatar #49 to #37 - andovaredoras (12/06/2015) [-]
Once i had it with my bf for like an hour... God i was sore (and kinda bored) by then.
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#44 to #28 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I used to jack it a lot as a teen, so when i started having sex it would take 2 hours to make me cum. because it felt weird and different
Iv'e balanced out nicely now 10-20 minutes defendant on arousal and particular sex acts , but yeah.

-posting as anon cause I don't want people to think I'm "bragging". Sex for too long is not enjoyable, 2 hours of sex is exhausting and put me off sex for awhile.
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#46 to #44 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Same for me, never cummed during sex, always just have to lay there next to her jacking off after, talking as if nothings going on, unless she helps out, only had sex like 6 times though. I always expected i'd cum so quick, don't see how people can now though, and especially in a porno it must be even harder to cum, knowing people are watching.
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#61 to #46 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Look up 'death grip masturbation syndrome.' It's becoming very common.
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#89 to #46 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, my bf has this issue, I suggest doing what other anon says and looking at the death grip thing.
You need to stop wanking for a while and 'reset' yourself.
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User avatar #80 to #28 - lovepain (12/06/2015) [-]
MY first time i lasted 2hours 30mins - but dick was painfully swore of being hard and i had to get a wet tissue to cool it down
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User avatar #94 to #80 - infernis (12/06/2015) [-]
>using LoL rank as avatar
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User avatar #38 to #28 - potrsr (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't understand how some can cum so fast. Just jack off every day and you can last at least 5 minutes, with some minor pauses (or buffering) in between. Don't jerk it for one week and yeah, you might come on first stroke.
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#41 to #38 - veryfahnyjokes (12/06/2015) [-]
I usually cum when she takes her socks off :-/
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User avatar #42 to #41 - potrsr (12/06/2015) [-]
But... how? I can't cum unless there is something around my dick
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#68 to #42 - veryfahnyjokes (12/06/2015) [-]
choke ur dick while she takes her socks off
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#47 to #28 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Also posting as anon
I jack off a lot too so i can last about 2 hours on average

It's pretty annoying because most of the time i just get bored of it and stop without cumming
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#6 to #4 - mumphrey (12/06/2015) [-]
Well, this. cuz this was me the last few times
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User avatar #29 to #6 - putincanmeltcrimea (12/06/2015) [-]
this was every man a lot of times
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#14 - seamusmcmaximus (12/06/2015) [-]
Woah woah! That's a little too Lewd for a regular post...


I mean kissing? Let's keep that in ****
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#73 to #14 - bbovingflare (12/06/2015) [-]
Sauce on the pic?
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User avatar #58 to #14 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
I have really small hands if the offer is still up
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#70 to #58 - seamusmcmaximus (12/06/2015) [-]
Oh man..
just the tip
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User avatar #76 to #70 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
I'll be gentle <3
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User avatar #18 to #14 - miia ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
i like hand holding
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User avatar #31 to #18 - clockworkflame (12/06/2015) [-]
May I hold your tail instead?
Right on the tip.
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User avatar #33 to #31 - miia ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
wait, clockworkflame is actually a really cool username


and nice avatar


you may touch tail.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - miia ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
no
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User avatar #34 to #32 - clockworkflame (12/06/2015) [-]
I dont think Ive been rejected that fast before, thanks
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User avatar #20 to #1 - ilovemyguns (12/06/2015) [-]
I wish.
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#17 - seamusmcmaximus (12/06/2015) [-]
Someones gonna get their ass whooped.
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User avatar #54 to #17 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
First three are genuinely correct
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User avatar #69 to #17 - vikingfaen (12/06/2015) [-]
"side throw + side smash"
****** plebs
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User avatar #75 to #69 - killerliquid (12/06/2015) [-]
For the throw it does matter but the horizontal smashes not really now that i think about it
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User avatar #77 to #75 - vikingfaen (12/06/2015) [-]
It's either forward throw or back throw, and it's always forward smash.
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User avatar #120 to #77 - killerliquid (12/06/2015) [-]
I know that but for fsmash it doesn't really matter because it's the same regardless of facing left or right
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User avatar #122 to #120 - vikingfaen (12/07/2015) [-]
I get your point, but the move is literally named forward smash. And **** the guy who thumbed you down.
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#23 to #17 - critizer (12/06/2015) [-]
Push you against the wall or pull your body close to mine, make up your mind faggot
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#114 to #23 - seamusmcmaximus (12/06/2015) [-]
"I do say, Snap, Crackle, and Pop my good man!"
- Her Vertebrae, 2015
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#5 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
Either that or he's catching his breath
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User avatar #3 - landartheconqueror (12/06/2015) [-]
which means that he loves you
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#40 - spoopyskeleton (12/06/2015) [-]
I lost my Virginity to a one night stand when I was drunk af.

I was ******* her as hard as I could and couldn't come. She was giving me head and everything and I was so drunk i felt nothing down there.

tfw you try so hard to lose your virginity you can't even do it properly.
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User avatar #64 to #40 - ronyx (12/06/2015) [-]
Still counts
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User avatar #71 to #40 - arkadia (12/06/2015) [-]
my first time lasted 2 episodes of Reba and half of the notebook and I didnt finish, so much pressure to perform can be dangerous
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User avatar #43 to #40 - jopesane (12/06/2015) [-]
It's actually pretty common, even if you are not drunk. Too much adrenaline might make it harder to cum. Or you might be a minute man (or a second) .
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User avatar #79 to #40 - shemaledong (12/06/2015) [-]
Nobody has a pleasent first time. Sex is something you learn in time.
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#96 to #79 - tsukaza (12/06/2015) [-]
I had more than a pleasant first time.
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#12 - agentdoubleohio (12/06/2015) [-]
I love salem
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User avatar #72 - handless (12/06/2015) [-]
but that means he cares about her, he wants her to have an orgasm as well
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User avatar #26 - fvss (12/06/2015) [-]
Trying not to cum also maybe means he cares about her )
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#9 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
having sex with someone
"not if he actually cares about me"
hoes. hoes everywhere.
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#10 to #9 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Sex is the most basic of human instincts,
Casual sex really isnt shameful and you'll learn that somewhere in highschool
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#11 to #10 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
and when you grow up and get out of college, you'll fall in love and marry that person, and maybe, just maybe you'll be with her for 10-20 years and you'll wish she was your first.


oh, who am I kidding, you're a product of the media and the sick society we live in, so you'll never love someone like that.
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#15 to #11 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Who cares if I'm that person's first?

Hell, I'd rather have a partner that knows what they're doing. I wouldn't want to have to go through all that awful awkward first-timer **** with the person I marry.
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User avatar #39 to #15 - quantumranger (12/06/2015) [-]
Most people have very low levels of self worth, and will grasp onto anything that they believe might elevate them in the minds of others. Virginity is still one of the things people believe makes them worth more in the eyes of another. In my opinion if the person you purport to love sees you as somehow lesser because you aren't a virgin, you need to find someone else to love.
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User avatar #63 to #39 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
It's funny because despite humans being the same for thousands of years regarding sex, there are still prudes that think sex degenerates society and family values. In this case the anon blames it on the media, really?

The fact is he is most likely a virgin, is sexually frustrated because he puts pussy on a pedestal and therefore hates society and the media for being keen on sex. He's not holding out because of belief, it's likely that he's a ****** person who has his own definition of moral standards that better describes himself.
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#93 to #63 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
having sex with multiple partners makes it harder to be faithful to 1 person for the rest of your life. Its because during sex, a bunch of chemicals are released that helps you bond with that person. Every time you have sex with a different person, the feeling is diminished. This leads to less successful marriages, children that don't succeed as often, and the slow decaying of society. And stop using the "muh sexual frustration" argument just because you can't control your primal instincts.
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User avatar #106 to #93 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
"Just because you cant control your primary instincts"

I'm a speaking to Sheldon or something?

For your information it would take a constant flow of endorphins to cause a considerate a negative feed back effect for that to happen through mechanisms even specialist don't fully comprehend. Just because you can parrot bits of information to justify your thoughts doesn't make it true. You are basically saying "I don't want my brain to feel pleasure because I'm afraid of it atrophying to the point where I don't feel pleasure anymore and therefore I should never feel happy"

Speaking as a veterinarian, even animals need experience to **** and sometimes bad experiences can inhibit their sexual perfomance and happiness the rest to their life. The difference is animals are more predictable than humans.

People learn to settle down. They learn to find new reasons to love each other. They find new meaning in life. Having a child is one of them. What you said about endorphins is ******** , it Wi atrophy anyway as time goes by, it's fact of life.

But hey, I'm not here to rain on your parade. It it makes you feel better, then whatever rocks your boat dude. Your attitude is mostly a byproduct of the feeling of constant failure. I've been there, trust me. Some of us move beyond that, some of us don't.

You only live once, you might die tomorrow without ever being loved, even if it's for a night. You are not a robot, you are human being and it's time you treat yourself like one. Accept human nature. Don't justify your lack of success, make yourself better mentally and physically. Learn to live and learn to love.

Learn to live in the prime of your life, or regret for ever.

I'm out.
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User avatar #118 to #106 - whimsicalmagnus (12/06/2015) [-]
the last bit there you should be a motivational speaker, at least to me kind of a encouraging to get off my ass
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User avatar #121 to #118 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks man, but to be honest I'm not the best person to be giving advice. I have huge flaws that I have to work on (after I graduate most likely) and I have had my ups and down. I'm still kind of a wreck.

But listening to anon reminded me of a teenage self and it frustates me to hear so much resignation. To blame and hate society and believing there's some "status-quo" thats stopping me from being happy. This thread started about sex but in reality it's more much than that. No one is going to come into his life suddenly and make everything better, he has to do it himself. Just thinking about giving up the opportunity to be with the love of your life for something as petty as "sexual purity" is stupid, the people you meet will have to go through so many others before meeting you.

I didn't have any real friends until in my late teens. I felt ****** , worthless and depressed too, and resented the world for it.

I'm sorry for ranting again.
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#102 to #93 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
And also the diseases
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User avatar #108 to #102 - abesimpson (12/06/2015) [-]
And also condoms...
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#91 to #39 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
and others have low levels of self worth and use sex to make themselves feel important and wanted
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#13 to #11 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
best watch out guys, if you have premarital sex you will be unhappy with your partner for the rest of your life, anon said it so it must be true
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User avatar #50 to #11 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/06/2015) [-]
I know several married couples divorcing because the man's first time was with his wife and now he wants to know what he's missing from other women.
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#21 to #11 - brothergrimm (12/06/2015) [-]
You're an anon.... no one cares about your opinions.
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#25 to #11 - rigenstein ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Bro, real life is not one of your animes
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User avatar #22 - Furry (12/06/2015) [-]
Funny
Been times where that was totally the reason
Other times it really was purely because I cared.
Sometimes both I guess too.
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#45 to #22 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Drink bleach and leap from the tallest bridge you can find you insufferable ******* faggot.
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User avatar #62 to #45 - popnotes (12/06/2015) [-]
Do you need to talk to somebody, anon?
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User avatar #81 to #62 - Furry (12/06/2015) [-]
Lol
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User avatar #82 to #81 - popnotes (12/06/2015) [-]
ayy
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User avatar #83 to #82 - Furry (12/06/2015) [-]
Hi?
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User avatar #53 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't get why its such a bad thing when the guy cums a little early, like as long as hes up for round two him cumming early should be a little flattering .. right ?
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User avatar #56 to #53 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
Also, is there no pleasure when kissing during sex ? like when you make out you presume you enjoy it so is it not as enjoyable during sex ?
virgin questions
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User avatar #104 to #56 - thesunpraiser (12/06/2015) [-]
I mean, I like kissing during sex. Kissing is fun, sex is fun. Combine the two and it's like... Fun, basically.
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User avatar #105 to #104 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
How does it prevent him from cumming, or just not thrusting anymore will hold off cumming altogether ?
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User avatar #107 to #105 - thesunpraiser (12/06/2015) [-]
If you're fapping and close to cumming, but you stop moving your hand in time, you (usually) won't cum. Same concept.
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User avatar #109 to #107 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
ahh , very informative, i was just confused because i read somewhere that men can ejaculate without the need of constant stimulation.
Thanks
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User avatar #110 to #109 - thesunpraiser (12/06/2015) [-]
I'm sure it's possible, like, that hypnosis **** or whatever. But **** man, I havent ****** consistently, or many women. But that's my experience.
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User avatar #111 to #110 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
I know way less than you tho so this is helpful since i dont have a dick, ad im a virgin.
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User avatar #113 to #111 - thesunpraiser (12/06/2015) [-]
Happy to help.
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#55 to #53 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
By bf lasts about 4 mins. I like it short, quick and to the point. So I can go back to my lab reports or battlefront.
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User avatar #57 to #55 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't id be satisfied with 4 minutes, even though im sure i'd probably cum in that duration buti imagine sex to be more than just a wham bam session.
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#24 - onefuckingskurut (12/06/2015) [-]
And the fact that he's trying not to cum means that he cares about her enjoyment too...
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User avatar #8 - mrdarp (12/06/2015) [-]
+1 to doing it just for affection. The extra 25 seconds of recovery is good and all but you have to show your woman that you're not just with her for sex.
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User avatar #16 - sphincterface (12/06/2015) [-]
Well, they're both right technically.
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User avatar #36 - subaqueousreach (12/06/2015) [-]
Maybe the guy needs a breather. That's a sign that it's your turn to be on top.
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#30 - remilia (12/06/2015) [-]
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I would like to have a girlfriend that is of my height. Mine i slike 2.5 heads smaller. It feels like some lolicon hentai man. I can't bend my back enough to thrust and kiss at the same time...
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User avatar #52 to #30 - dingdongsingsong (12/06/2015) [-]
This upsets me.
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#99 to #30 - tsukaza (12/06/2015) [-]
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Panic u fgt girls shorter than you is good too
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#95 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
woooah not always true, i do that when ive been going at it to long and dont want to start sweating
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User avatar #27 - Xiiko (12/06/2015) [-]
or probably you know... he lost rythm
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