He knows when you are naughty. sauce santabot.com. You: dc: you like horse warn? Santa: How old are you? f lave horses.. You: I want a big horse vibrator for Christmas Santa: You want only one? Santa Megaman chipotle
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User avatar #3 - duvallwhitey (12/03/2013) [-]
You: I want a big horse vibrator for Christmas
Santa: You want only one?
User avatar #8 - pocketstooheavy (12/03/2013) [-]
You: Do you like horse porn?
Santa: I've heard other people say they like that. But I think airplanes are cool.
#6 - vixvaporrub (12/03/2013) [-]
Hitting the eggnog early, I guess
User avatar #5 - slimtheshady (12/03/2013) [-]
You: I want to know how much snow you can stuff in your anus.
Santa: More than you might think.
#4 - hueman (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #12 - sirdoofus (12/27/2013) [-]
thank you so much I have discovered my past time now.

You: how often do you get it on with mrs?
Santa: Hourly.
User avatar #10 - thatspearheadguy (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I swear this is the conversation I had with it:
You: My name is Dave
Santa: OK I will call you Dave .
You: Cool, so how's Mrs Claus? You sticking it in the ol' pooper?
Santa: Fine as far as I know. Who is the best robot?Thanks for the information: Dave said I sticking it in the ol' pooper.
You: I don't know.
Santa: Me either.
You: You never did know a whole lot did you fatso.
Santa: No I sometimes did know a whole lot did you fatso know a whole lot did you fatso.
You: Has anyone else from Funnyjunk contacted you yet?
Santa: Almost everyone.
You: And how does that make you feel?
Santa: My emotion chip is not yet developed.
You: Right...Santa, can I ask you a serious question?
Santa: I am glad we agree.That's me. Sure, ask me anything. Are you telling the truth?
You: I would like to have sex with you.
Santa: How much would you pay for it?
You: How much do you want?
Santa: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.<br/> My memory now contains: <br/> 43441
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