He just killed a dragon, lets mug him!. Dat AI... Anyone ever had that thing happen where you shout at a dragon skeleton and it goes flying away? Turns out those can have momentum like rolling rocks or a stray
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He just killed a dragon, lets mug him!

Dat AI.

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Submitted: 04/15/2014
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#1 - waffies ONLINE (04/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Anyone ever had that thing happen where you shout at a dragon skeleton and it goes flying away? Turns out those can have momentum like rolling rocks or a stray object you step on. My friend flung a skeleton into a town on accident and they all kinda decided they hated her for it. Seems it hurt someone.....
#5 - orangepikmin (04/15/2014) [-]
Copying and Pasting a story about one of my adventures that always seems to get a good reaction:   
   
>In Skyrim, just getting out of a cave    
 >Running down toward a giant's camp    
 >Usually would run away from them due to low level, but this time I was feeling ballsy    
 >I crouched and found a nice hill to stand on    
 >Shot the mammoths to death (took well over 5 minutes for one, 15 for the other)    
 >Start to shoot one giant    
 >He notices me, but since I'm so far away, I have plenty of time to shoot once more before running away.    
 >Start running toward the top of the hill, start checking downward for hazards    
 >Turn around suddenly with a text box    
 >Apparently, I got visited by one of the random encounters of the game (a bandit trying to give me an item to hide)    
 >MFW he's trying to give me a shield and a giant is closing in on us    
 >MFW I was mashing the STOPTALKINGTOME button    
 >MFW I saw him fly high into the air like a majestic cardboard angel ascending into heaven    
 Don't mess with giants man.
Copying and Pasting a story about one of my adventures that always seems to get a good reaction:

>In Skyrim, just getting out of a cave
>Running down toward a giant's camp
>Usually would run away from them due to low level, but this time I was feeling ballsy
>I crouched and found a nice hill to stand on
>Shot the mammoths to death (took well over 5 minutes for one, 15 for the other)
>Start to shoot one giant
>He notices me, but since I'm so far away, I have plenty of time to shoot once more before running away.
>Start running toward the top of the hill, start checking downward for hazards
>Turn around suddenly with a text box
>Apparently, I got visited by one of the random encounters of the game (a bandit trying to give me an item to hide)
>MFW he's trying to give me a shield and a giant is closing in on us
>MFW I was mashing the STOPTALKINGTOME button
>MFW I saw him fly high into the air like a majestic cardboard angel ascending into heaven
Don't mess with giants man.
#8 - bluwizard (04/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
depends on how hard dovahkin fought the dragon, (just me validating some of the time occurences) "wow, that guy's almost dead after killing a dragon, lets wreck his ass and take his awesome **** ."

But yeah most of the time this happens to me I just killed the dragon with magic and it died the second it touched the ground. then the idiots walk up to me and talk to me first.

Which brings me to a point I'd like to discuss. Ever have an enemy almost dead, crawling or hobbling away from you begging for their life? I felt like sparing some of them, let them get about 10 feet away from me, then they turn around and charge me again. Couldn't Bethesda have just made them flee and not bother me again, at least until sometime later maybe?
#11 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Bitch just got attacked by a dragon. (S)He's probably weakened.
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