He deserves to rot in jail. . MOM PLEASE DONT THE ECAPE! PLEASE!. how do you accidentally steal a cup? He deserves to rot in jail MOM PLEASE DONT THE ECAPE! PLEASE! how do you accidentally steal a cup?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - niggernazi
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(12/23/2013) [-]
how do you accidentally steal a cup?
#147 to #8 - jazzyietheferret
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I've walked out of a restaurant holding/drinking out of one before. Only to realize 10 feet away I'm still drinking out of their cup, so I run back in and laugh with the person I hand it back to.
User avatar #148 to #8 - alphadolan
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The same way you accidentally steal a bike.
User avatar #164 to #8 - hellsjester
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I'm guessing the same way i pocket pens and lighters all the time. your either holding on to it and completely forget about it or, you put it on your person and forget about it and walk away with it. i have a serious pen collection from my kleptomania with small objects. (i always give the lighters back, but for some reason when i give the pens back they always like keep em)
#28 to #8 - arkanios
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I once accidentally stole a cigarette holder or something like that from a Cracker Barrel when I was 6 It was a hollow wooden tube with a cap at the end because I didn't realize that I put it into my pocket as me and my family were leaving.

I freaked out because I thought that I was going to get locked away for twenty years for stealing something worth 80 cents.
User avatar #31 to #8 - killerliquid
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I accidentally stole a can of Pringles from a dollar store.
User avatar #32 to #31 - niggernazi
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you monster
User avatar #33 to #32 - killerliquid
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I FORGOT IT WAS IN MY HAND LIKE RIGHT OF TO MY CHEST

THE CASHIER DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

;_;
#39 to #8 - fizzleshake
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Seriously though what is the purpose and who takes those pictures
User avatar #115 to #8 - cacachaud
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Like your parents accidentaly make you
User avatar #21 to #8 - sindrifreyr
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By stealing it on accident.
#97 to #8 - notafunnyguy
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be used to fast food resturaunts where you just leave with your drink. go to a sit down resturaunt, finish eating and take drink + cup with you on way out , out of habit
User avatar #135 to #8 - theporkwhisperer
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He's a ******, it comes naturally.
#163 to #8 - intenso
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Its a natural ****** reflex.

sorreh
#22 to #8 - greedtheavaricious
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Happened to me and a friend once. He's been looking for GTA V and I meant what the **** I ain't got anything to do so I accompanied him. Roamed through some stores and decided to buy some candy. We were kinda tight on time and looked for the game still holding the candy (it was a big store, household stuff, multimedia, candy, pet stuff..)   
   
long story short we left without paying and noticed minutes later he's still holding the box of candy.
Happened to me and a friend once. He's been looking for GTA V and I meant what the **** I ain't got anything to do so I accompanied him. Roamed through some stores and decided to buy some candy. We were kinda tight on time and looked for the game still holding the candy (it was a big store, household stuff, multimedia, candy, pet stuff..)

long story short we left without paying and noticed minutes later he's still holding the box of candy.
User avatar #27 to #8 - sirkanesixtytwo
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Not paying attention to what you're holding and leaving without paying.
#131 to #8 - bloodangel
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Almost did this yesterday. Was finishing my soda while heading out then realized I still had it in my hand and couldn't take it. I went and put it back on the table.

I should have kept it I was thirsty.
User avatar #120 to #8 - kokanum
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I stole a bowl from a restaurant
I was holding the bowl full of chips salsa (Mexican restaurant) and walked right out the door
User avatar #20 to #8 - qosfortyone
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out with brother and friends
having dinner in a restaurant
finished and halfway to home bro demands we go back
he was holding the hotsauce bottle in his hand
User avatar #95 to #8 - techjoker
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It's hard to be black.
#12 to #8 - magaion
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lol i have done it a few times walked right out of a department store with a light switch one time because i forgot i was holding it
#34 to #8 - anon id: 6d5b78db
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I once stole the soundtrack to a Donkey Kong game, I was looking at it in this electronics store while following my mom and followed her right out to the car while holding it. When I realized and told my mom she just told me it's mine now.

I was like 7-8 at the time.
User avatar #171 to #8 - assdoreponyfucker
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a year ago i was at a cousin's house (i was like 15 he was 26) we wanted to play some aoe 2 but the pc i took with me i forgot my wifi adapter. we went to best buy after calling they said they had a belkin adapter for 15 bucks (dirt cheap) when we went inside all they had were netgear adapters for 50 dollars, i wasn't going to buy it so we were on our way out in the car he had it in his hand, just the adapter no box. we got the installation cd off the internet
User avatar #10 to #8 - zenkon
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You forget about that you have it, nobody cares that you have it and then when you are out you realise what you have in hand. I did that when I was 10 or 11, it was a spoon, I was playing with it and then when we got in the car I realise that I still had the spoon.
User avatar #170 to #8 - hudis
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Well, I accidentally stole a huge cereal box from a store once so I don't judge. I was just holding it in my arms while my mum was paying for other **** and accidentally went out without paying for it.
User avatar #14 to #8 - lecorbi
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I did that once. Just drinking some orange juice in a restaurant and had it unconsciously in my hand all the way back home. Finest cup i have
User avatar #35 to #14 - schwerdaddy
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I hate when my cups of orange juice are conscious.
#25 - zomgodness
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The gifs of this show so much more emotions it needs to be seen
The gifs of this show so much more emotions it needs to be seen
#26 to #25 - zomgodness
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User avatar #87 to #26 - miscarriage
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is this a vine or something
User avatar #100 to #87 - rakuraimasuta
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No it's a gif not a plant
User avatar #103 to #100 - miscarriage
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pls
#156 to #103 - xxxneedmorexs
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Not a vine but it's a 30s video. Fat black kid cries because he stole a cup
#155 to #103 - anon id: 69db4c40
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It is a vine. Google image search the picture.
#15 - trystanvierra
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Dad's FW
User avatar #55 to #15 - mnek
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>implying he knows his dad.
User avatar #79 to #15 - djuradj
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The kid is black, I doubt his dad is still with him.
User avatar #83 to #15 - oceanmist
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<His dad's actual face
User avatar #105 to #15 - jgratt
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>implying his father is still around
#106 to #15 - keybladewarrior
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Actually, it was his mom with him. But i like all these original replys about him not knowing his dad. Yeah, real comedic geniuses in this thread
Actually, it was his mom with him. But i like all these original replys about him not knowing his dad. Yeah, real comedic geniuses in this thread
User avatar #36 to #15 - Maadmann
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>Black Kid
>Dad
Pick one.
User avatar #47 to #36 - greenstrongworld
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Adoption?
User avatar #48 to #47 - greenstrongworld
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jk I'd never adopt a black kid.
User avatar #72 - buttkickerboy
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oh my god
my brother ethan is 5
and whenever hes bad
hes scared that ill call the cops
so when hes bad im like
"Get the phone..."
and hes like
"NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!"
User avatar #109 to #72 - BwainPhreeze
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I read that like a poem.
#82 to #72 - ariusbrightwing
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#16 - starchild
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<<<< This
#49 to #16 - InfiniteFetus
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If it's any consolation, I have no idea why you're bein' thumbed down. Thumb for ya my good sir.
User avatar #112 to #49 - revengeforfreeze
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muh rejsism
User avatar #30 to #16 - alphagex
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idk y i imagine uncle ruckus saying those words
#11 - cristiancho
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at least his mother is alive not dead, a Mannequin
User avatar #161 to #11 - baconfattie
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This give me millions of feels...

I can imagine the kid loosing the mother long ago and standing there "Mom, let's go"
#68 - Bacula
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#41 - mikepetru
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Mom and Kid's faces when at the police station later
User avatar #13 - shamanraver
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25 to life's no joke
#59 - crocksandsocks
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FFS, how many times to i have to say it
User avatar #60 to #59 - gwenisghey
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thumbs up for the ****** red thumb troll
#61 to #60 - crocksandsocks
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thx bby add me and we can chat
User avatar #62 to #61 - gwenisghey
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no **** you
User avatar #63 to #62 - crocksandsocks
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that's not very nice is it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - gwenisghey
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nope
#65 to #64 - crocksandsocks
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#91 to #59 - yisumad
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User avatar #101 to #59 - hatinonmyrolls
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>how many times to i have to say it

implying your opinion is irrelevant
#66 to #59 - jackmanagan
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#67 to #66 - crocksandsocks
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this is getting to saucy for my liking. bonay elart
#69 to #67 - jackmanagan
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[lewding intensifies]
[lewding intensifies]
#136 to #69 - spartansquirrel
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#84 to #69 - kawaiidesudesuu
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Woah dude... slow down there. 2lewd4me
#85 to #84 - jackmanagan
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i love giving random people erections, or damp panties whatevs

i find it...erotic
What?
#86 to #85 - kawaiidesudesuu
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#88 to #86 - jackmanagan
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that comic was  oddly satisfying
that comic was oddly satisfying
#89 to #88 - kawaiidesudesuu
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#93 to #90 - kawaiidesudesuu
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#129 to #67 - ashikoki
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