He deserves it. Green Thumbs: www.crackedsorcerer.com/post/1391/Green-Thumbs. Man faces Federal Charges after refilling cup with soda with out paying the . 89 A
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User avatar #1 - minnten (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
On the up side, he can hire the cheapest lawyer in town and still get out of it.
#3 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>go to restaurant
>order soda
>soda comes back more ice than soda
>mfw forgot to say "no ice"
#6 - Fwimble (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #30 - undeadmaus (07/21/2014) [-]
If your refiller is not behind the counter, I assume it is free.
User avatar #8 - reginleif (07/21/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Not defending this reatrdeness and think it's pointless..... but if you steal from a federal office, then you risk federal charges. He took that soda from a VA. That there's no ordinary theft, it is NEAR TREASON! :/

No but seriously you know federal charges are never light or reasonable. I disagree with Minnten, he's going to need robo-lawyer :/
User avatar #11 to #8 - minnten (07/21/2014) [-]
meh, it's gotten the attention of the local press. It'll never stick.
#23 - imcadence (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**imcadence rolled image** fun fact the the large soda McDonalds only cost about 8¢ to make
User avatar #2 - bakinboy (07/21/2014) [-]
the defense's opening statement
"you can suck my balls"
#25 - fauxnix (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I thought unless the amount you stole was more than $0.99, you couldn't be charged with anything.
User avatar #28 to #25 - sketchE ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
state laws differ. there is no federal larceny except for identity theft copyright and bank robberies.
User avatar #4 - icda (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
assuming this is in murica you cant get federal charges in any state for a theft of that amount
User avatar #45 - mangostormlegend (07/21/2014) [-]
Is this from The Onion?
#43 - lordhaha (07/21/2014) [-]
only in obamas america
User avatar #41 - crispybomb (07/21/2014) [-]
Well it looks like I'm on the run from the cops now.
#35 - thankmrskeltal (07/21/2014) [-]
'Murica
#33 - anonymous (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
'My bad, thought it was free refills. Here's 1 dollar, keep the change.' Why could that not have solved it??
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User avatar #24 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [-]
**caffeine rolls 8,501**
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