He came and fucked bitches. . did you know? There was a Polish King nicknamed "The Strong" because he could break horseshoes with his bare hands and loved fox t
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He came and fucked bitches

did you know?
There was a Polish King nicknamed "The
Strong" because he could break horseshoes
with his bare hands and loved fox tossing, a
sport where you threw foxes with a sling. He had
several mistresses and fathered as many as 382
children,
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face onlii.
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User avatar #1 - ImmortalBaconEater (10/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"several mistresses"
"382 children"
I think several may be an understatement.
#4 - ghostofgemini (10/14/2013) [+] (12 replies)
we should make fox tossing a thing again
we should make fox tossing a thing again
#16 - wietepiet (10/14/2013) [+] (8 replies)
What does the fox say?

''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''

That **** would be hilarious!
#25 - toxicwastedump (10/14/2013) [-]
The look on his face says "why am i being painted while i could be having sex with women then throwing them out with a sling after breaking horseshoes" im okay with this
The look on his face says "why am i being painted while i could be having sex with women then throwing them out with a sling after breaking horseshoes" im okay with this
#2 - applescryatnight (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
August II Mocny
(mocny translating to either powerful or strong. pretty interchangeable really)

he could launch foxes with one finger.
trust me, this sport may sound absolutely retarded, but this was the absolute symbol of badassery back in the day.
not only were foxes used, but also bunnies, badgers, wildcats etc.
and mind you, this wasnt a symbol of strength. it was a symbol of art and class. only aristocrats could launch animals. you had to be a gentleman.
#22 - erpetrich (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #61 - guyfunnyjunk (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
History is written by the victors.
#65 to #61 - dragmar (10/14/2013) [-]
In that case, this guy gave history quite the spanking.
#96 - hellspawner (10/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#71 - usernamecannotload (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
400 BABIES
User avatar #6 - dedaluminus (10/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
There are several ways to "win" the human race. Create a great, lasting work of art, advance science incredibly, start, fight, or end a great war. Men get remembered for all of those. But the true memory is the genetic memory, the memory that remains whether anyone thinks about it or not. If you have close to 400 kids, you have won, because you have changed the human race as a whole towards your genotype 400 times more than someone who has one kid.
#84 - notdjfood (10/14/2013) [-]
Frederick Augustus' face when
Frederick Augustus' face when
User avatar #78 - vgmddg (10/14/2013) [-]
This guy definitely didn't care what the fox says.
I'm sorry.
#79 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 - zonryu (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
now i undersatand why hitler invaded poland first.

they were the biggest threat
#107 - neverccd (10/14/2013) [-]
And lo he received a great share of treasure, and there was much fornicating with maidens of ill repute
#38 - TheInvader (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Poland, my favorite Eastern European nation
#32 - greensky (10/14/2013) [-]
Poland stronk
#23 - ripgeckosncherios (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wasnt he the german duke that became king of poland?
August the strong if i remember correctly
the reason it happened is because the polish couldn't decide on a king from their own ranks, since they didn't want to give power to one of them. So he and some other foreign dukes come around like: "heeeeeey, what about me?" and then basically they chose one of them as their king
source is my memory from history lessons 2 years ago
#20 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Fox tossing"

So he was the original furry?
User avatar #26 to #20 - vanillyguy (10/14/2013) [-]
He was trying to find out what does the fox say
User avatar #119 - twdeathnote (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He looks a bit like Mr. Bean.
User avatar #121 to #119 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
>382 children

Rowan Atkinson must be one of his descendants.
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