He came and fucked bitches. . did you know? There was a Polish King nicknamed "The Strong" because he could break horseshoes with his bare hands and loved fox t He came and fucked bitches did you know? There was a Polish King nicknamed "The Strong" because he could break horseshoes with his bare hands loved fox t
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did you know?
There was a Polish King nicknamed "The
Strong" because he could break horseshoes
with his bare hands and loved fox tossing, a
sport where you threw foxes with a sling. He had
several mistresses and fathered as many as 382
children,
g steal .
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face onlii.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - ImmortalBaconEater
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(10/14/2013) [-]
"several mistresses"
"382 children"
I think several may be an understatement.
#5 to #1 - itsmedumbass
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Your comment amused me, I shall reward you with a thumb.
Your comment amused me, I shall reward you with a thumb.
#31 to #1 - hiccupthehuman
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(10/14/2013) [-]
He may have had many one night things so they would technically not be mistresses.
User avatar #27 to #1 - imnotkickthecat
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(10/14/2013) [-]
"bring me my concubines!"
"how many sire"
"several"
#4 - ghostofgemini
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(10/14/2013) [-]
we should make fox tossing a thing again
we should make fox tossing a thing again
#12 to #4 - fozzoul
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(10/14/2013) [-]
What does the fox say?   
   
YEAAAaaaaaaaaaaa.....   
   
Picture unrelated.
What does the fox say?

YEAAAaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Picture unrelated.
User avatar #85 to #12 - lordreginald
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Rama Lama Ding Dong-The Edsels-original song-1957-58 Your gif fits PERFECTLY to this song.
#29 to #4 - strangler
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#124 to #4 - anon id: bc6c5257
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(10/14/2013) [-]
You can toss me ;)
#129 to #4 - tacticalhog
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(10/15/2013) [-]
"What does the fox say?"
**** ow ***************?
#30 to #4 - hahdumbbirch
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(10/14/2013) [-]
I think fox tossing would be an interesting sport.
I think fox tossing would be an interesting sport.
User avatar #63 to #4 - infiniteduress
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Furries have kept the tradition alive and well.
User avatar #10 to #4 - evilanakie
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(10/14/2013) [-]
implying we stopped
#41 to #4 - toguro
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(10/14/2013) [-]
>Fox tossing

Furries already do that.
User avatar #11 to #4 - winiacz
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(10/14/2013) [-]
But what would the foxes say about that?
User avatar #47 to #11 - iamcraig
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Ring ding ding ding dinger ring
User avatar #62 to #11 - infiniteduress
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Yiff, i think is what they say
#16 - wietepiet
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(10/14/2013) [-]
What does the fox say?

''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''

That **** would be hilarious!
User avatar #64 to #16 - laspussy
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Fox Calls ...they make unholy screeches at night
#90 to #16 - lookathecomment
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(10/14/2013) [-]
No it doesn't
No it doesn't
#105 to #90 - doublicious
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User avatar #33 to #16 - thetrobadour
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(10/14/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #34 to #33 - xsjrrubedo
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Totally agree with you, viral **** doesnt belong here.
User avatar #93 to #34 - theshadowed
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(10/14/2013) [-]
So if its popular it can't be here.
User avatar #39 to #34 - pokemonstheshiz
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(10/14/2013) [-]
pretty sure he meant it would be a hilarious sport

#48 to #33 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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#25 - toxicwastedump
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The look on his face says "why am i being painted while i could be having sex with women then throwing them out with a sling after breaking horseshoes" im okay with this
The look on his face says "why am i being painted while i could be having sex with women then throwing them out with a sling after breaking horseshoes" im okay with this
#2 - applescryatnight
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(10/14/2013) [-]
August II Mocny
(mocny translating to either powerful or strong. pretty interchangeable really)

he could launch foxes with one finger.
trust me, this sport may sound absolutely retarded, but this was the absolute symbol of badassery back in the day.
not only were foxes used, but also bunnies, badgers, wildcats etc.
and mind you, this wasnt a symbol of strength. it was a symbol of art and class. only aristocrats could launch animals. you had to be a gentleman.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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Doesn't sound retarded, sounds ******* badass.

****, if he could throw them with one finger, imagine how his women ended up when he fingered them.
User avatar #13 to #2 - lordlolland
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(10/14/2013) [-]
"only aristocrats could launch animals."
Sentence of the year.
#22 - erpetrich
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#74 to #22 - arthurmitchell
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#128 to #74 - erpetrich
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User avatar #61 - guyfunnyjunk
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(10/14/2013) [-]
History is written by the victors.
#65 to #61 - dragmar
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(10/14/2013) [-]
In that case, this guy gave history quite the spanking.
#96 - hellspawner
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#97 to #96 - ffinfinity
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(10/14/2013) [-]
I feel like that should be reversed lol
#113 to #97 - playerdous
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(10/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry
#120 to #113 - ffinfinity
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(10/14/2013) [-]
touche
touche
#71 - usernamecannotload
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(10/14/2013) [-]
400 BABIES
User avatar #75 to #71 - Pootering
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(10/14/2013) [-]
ahhhhh the nostalgia
User avatar #6 - dedaluminus
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(10/14/2013) [-]
There are several ways to "win" the human race. Create a great, lasting work of art, advance science incredibly, start, fight, or end a great war. Men get remembered for all of those. But the true memory is the genetic memory, the memory that remains whether anyone thinks about it or not. If you have close to 400 kids, you have won, because you have changed the human race as a whole towards your genotype 400 times more than someone who has one kid.
User avatar #126 to #6 - whatevsnicktrololo
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(10/14/2013) [-]
It's much greater than 400 times. The scale is somewhat logaritmic. 400 kids= potentially at least 400 grandkids, then 400 grandgrandkids and so on. (I am being very rough with these numbers, but you get the point.)
#8 to #6 - spookyghostparty
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Who cares if your genes carry on, if no one even remembers that you, as an individual, existed? I would rather be remembered by what I've created and accomplished than by whatever combination of mutations differentiated me from the rest of our species.
#18 to #8 - danilawleit
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(10/14/2013) [-]
God ******* damn it, you gotta prepare me for these feels. YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS LIKE THAT
#43 to #8 - bobthedilder
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User avatar #55 to #43 - jacksipian
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what is he saying in the gif? its too small and the "make gifs" thing is blocking some of it