Having trouble sleeping? Just read these. .. "Dad, there's someone on my bed" "Gregory, I know you hate having to share a room with your brother, but he does have a name."
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User avatar #3 - rikter (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Dad, there's someone on my bed"
"Gregory, I know you hate having to share a room with your brother, but he does have a name."
#32 - badmonkey ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
"It's 3am for Christ's sake! Shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"
User avatar #43 to #32 - xenoquack (03/04/2014) [-]
'Do I have to kill you again?'
#27 - bitchesbanthymine (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Man, I hate having lesbian parents.
#67 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (8 replies)
"Honey, there's an intruder in the house!"
"Honey, there's an intruder in the house!"
#31 - TATTYBOJANGLES (03/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
But hey... Free baby.
User avatar #26 - BmanX (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Took me a few stories to realize they're not all linked.
#47 - ashedust (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Whelp...   
   
Just... whelp
Whelp...

Just... whelp
User avatar #19 - snakephallus (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That fucking ingrate, someone went through the trouble of stuffing his dead child and girlfriend and delivering it to him. Then he has a fucking problem.
#53 - MasterManiac (03/04/2014) [-]
3spoopy5me
3spoopy5me
#87 - hewhoepicfails ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It took her 2 years to tell her husband that the intruder who killed her is in the house? What a slow bitch.
User avatar #21 - CrabFace (03/04/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Don't look behind you, it'll get angry.
User avatar #54 - fargtwo (03/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"Fargtwo, why do you carry so many knives? Surely you only need one!"

When I find that damn hand on the light switch I intend to stab it. When I find a spooky in my bed I intend to stab it. When I hear a voice in an empty room, I intend to fucking stab it. What I do not intend to do is ever run out of knives.
#122 - sscuba (03/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
You think these are scary!!

Try this one then (pic related)
#2 - chuayane (03/04/2014) [+] (28 replies)
the one about the mom calling from downstairs...
i've heard it is quite a common thing...
i've also heard that whatever you do...do not go downstairs...
#24 to #2 - gangbangtime (03/04/2014) [-]
Lesbian mothers
Lesbian mothers
User avatar #4 - pokemonstheshiz (03/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
knock knock
a skeleton popped out
User avatar #52 - annoyingsmartguy (03/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
One time, something scary happened and I got scared. It was scary.
User avatar #81 - twdeathnote (03/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
The last human on Earth heard a knock at the door.
User avatar #100 to #81 - youngneil (03/05/2014) [-]
He then opened the door.
"Have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
#58 - kaarvaag (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"I never go to sleep, but I keep waking up" Really spoke to me. As a former addict, thinking back to a part in my life where that was real, and that was really something that happened for a long time, that's just absolutely fucking terrifying.
"I never go to sleep, but I keep waking up" Really spoke to me. As a former addict, thinking back to a part in my life where that was real, and that was really something that happened for a long time, that's just absolutely fucking terrifying.
#141 - ompalomper (03/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
why do i keep finding this kind of shit right before bed?
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